I am totally obsessed with licking asses. I mean getting my tongue right in there, probing that dirty hole, pushing as deep as I can while my wife squeels and squirms. I don’t think I’ve always been this way. I remember that an ex-girlfriend of mine many years ago hated me licking her shitter, but she let me do it anyway, which was a turn on. Nowadays it’s reversed. Mrs Twisted Cunt loves being licked in her most sacred hole, and always cums fast and hard when I’m lapping away down there.
I find it hard to resist a stray ass lick even when I’m trying to concentrate on her cunt, that’s how obsessed I am. Weird, but I like it. On the flip side I’m not sold on having my ass licked by women, or men for that matter. I think I’d find it a turn on if she was really getting off on doing it, but otherwise….I don’t know. It feels weird, invasive, and nice. Maybe I should ask Mrs Twisted Cunt to lick my butt more often so that I can judge. What do you think?
Yeah, she’d really go for that wouldn’t she? No. Twat.
All this talk of licking assholes has influenced my choice of jerk off material, so I’m heading on over to Nasty Asslickers to watch some filthy ass licking movies.
After all, if you’re going to have kinky thoughts you might aswell use visual stimulation to get that cum flowing.
Right?

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