You know something? The only thing I really know about spandex is that it looks fucking sexy on a chick. All tight and stretched and revealing, and although I have a genuine desire to find out, I have absolutely no idea what it feels like!
I’d love to run my hands down a full-length spandex suit like the woman in these free sample movies is wearing. I’d pay a shit-load of money to explore a babe in a spandex suit with just my eyes and tongue. And if it came down to it, you know, the actual sex part of my spandex fetish, I think that I’d be shooting my cream long before I could ever fuck a girl dressed completely in spandex, simply because the anticipation and excitement would fuck my self-control so badly.

Spandex Porn is a great clothing fetish website that has gripped me pretty fucking tight since I first took a look. There I was, looking for some decent camel-toe porn to add some decent bulk to the almost empty Twisted Cunt Camel Toe posts section, and then I stumbled into Spandex Porn and it stirred something up deep inside me. I was hooked instantly and my dick has been pummeled into submission ever since. I’ve been very busy, furiously wanking over and over while enjoying these crazily erotic spandex fetish movies.

Man, I’m so fucked. You could be too if you try hard enough - it’s feels great!

Click here for more free spandex porn movies.

All models are over 18.

Got some great Asian Sex Movies for you! Hours of them! That’s hours and hours of the hottest and dirtiest Asian porn videos out there.

Okay, let’s be truthful here for a moment. I haven’t watched every single Asian sex film on the internet, but these kinky sex flix are shit-hot, and I enjoyed pulling my todger until it spat cream while gazing longingly at those lovely exotic bodies being invaded by stiff pricks. I also really, really, fucking REALLY get off on watching Asian babes suck dick, and the cumshots, oooohhh fuck!

If you enjoy Asian porn then Oh So Asian is a perfect site to satisfy your needs. If you don’t enjoy Asian porn, then go and find some other filthy stuff to wank over. There’s plenty to be found right here. Hee hee.

Click here for FULL LENGTH Asian sex movies!

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

Spunk Mouth is one of those porn site names that tells you exactly what you’re going to see in such a simple way. Spunk. Mouth. Could it be anything to do with shooting cum into mouths? Why yes! How did you guess? Heh, heh.

What have we got here, then? It’s simple and bloody effective! Hour after hour of high quality cum in mouth movies, and facial movies, that lit up my dirty world and will continue to do so for a very long time. Cock-lover after cock-lover! These feisty oral sex experts show us exactly where they want that sperm and what they’ll do to drain it out of every available meat-stick. This shit is fucking toasty, with a seemingly endless stream of willing blowjob babes lining up to take more and more jizz down their throats and all over their pretty faces. I fucking love this place!

Spurting sperm into a girl’s mouth is a long established fantasy of mine. I’m getting near to forty years old and I’ve never done it, despite trying to convince Mrs Twisted Cunt that eating my cum will make her live longer and lose weight. I don’t think she believes me, so thank fuck for sites like Spunk Mouth, where I can visit whenever I want to and pretend that it’s my sperm being splattered all over those lovely tongues and faces. Oh yes! Enjoy!

Watch the full movies here.

All models are over 18.

Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later. Midget porn movies finally return to Twisted Cunt, and although it’s difficult to admit, I just cracked a quick one off to some of these movies. Yeah - I wanked over some midget porn, and it’s left me feeling cheap and soiled. Not really. It was great!

Midget porn is, and always will be, the big porn joke. You hear the term pop up in all sorts of comedy movies, and teenage boys, (and girls I would imagine), are big fans of telling each other where to find some midget sex on the net. However, aside from the fact that I’m not sure if “midget” is the correct term to be using in 2008, this shit is as hot as fuck to watch! Form the first moment you log in and start watching these filthy little fuckers doing all the nasty stuff on film, right through to the moment where those last dribbles of cum are trickling down your used cock-shaft, you’ll be amazed and aroused.

I can happily advise you to join Freaky Midgets based on my own experiences with jerking off to this bizarre sex. Quite simply, it’s erotic, filthy, and it’s good shit!

Now then, I’m off to try and get my head around the fact that if I fucked a midget would she think I had a big dick, even though mine is tiny? You know, I think she would. Hmmm. Someone get me a midget to fuck!

Click here for more midget porn movies!

Enjoy, you twisted cunts!

All models are over 18.

It’s called Rope Porn. That means we’ll be seeing a hell of a lot of bondage here. I’m not a huge fan of bondage, hence the lack of a BDSM category here at Twisted Cunt. Fuck! I’m also missing a “fetish” category too! Surely I can’t keep filing away all of the weirder sex shit in the Bizarre Porn section, can I? Well, I can for now, and that’s where this post is going.

On with the smut then! Rope Porn is brand new, and it shows in the polished look of the site, but even though it’s only been “alive” for a short time, Rope Porn already delivers a huge load of kinky tie-her-up sex action, with some real twisted porn action that might make you think bad things are happening. They aren’t. It’s all consensual sex, and fucking horny to watch, too!

Rope Porn gave me a completely new type of smut to enjoy, and it got my dick so hard that I’ve already asked Mrs Twisted Cunt if she’d like to be tied up. She implied that she would, so maybe in ten years or so we’ll try it. Hah. Fucking hah.

Wow. I just got influenced to try some strange and kinky sex stuff by watching Rope Porn on the internet! That settles it! Porn must be bad for you! Okay, the first person to agree with that last statement can feel free to fuck off and die somewhere.

Thanks.

See a lot more rope sex here!

All models are over 18.

I know, I know. This is a porn blog, and therefore I shouldn’t be complaining about the lack of sex in my life. However, I need an outlet for my frustration, and this is about the only place where I can gripe about shit, so I will. Plus, I read somewhere that personal posts are good for a blog.

So……

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Right, let’s get on with the moaning then:

After another long and tired discussion two nights ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt has decided to brighten the prospects of some future-fucky-fun by telling me she’s aware of the problems, and that things will change. On the surface, that’s great news, but I’ve been here before and heard many, many promises like this. This time the talking involved much more of her telling me how much she loves me and would hate to lose me, I’m still stuck here feeling like it’s another stalling tactic.

I know how important I am as a Dad to our children, and also how important I am as the machine-room of our home. Mrs Twisted Cunt is not the greatest housewife on the planet - in all honesty she’s probably closer to being one of the worst in terms of housework etc, but that’s already changing. Now, if she could just finish the little jobs that she starts instead of me waiting for her to bugger off and clearing up her mess, things would be even better.

So I’m typing this after a couple of days of nothingness in terms of sexual contact, with a few definite moments of her shying away from any possible contact, sexual contact that is. For example, Friday night was a “Tonight you get a nice blowjob” night. Excitement for a few hours and then….nothing. Tiredness, no enthusiasm, and a rather obvious sense of reluctance resonating from her, maybe because she might actually have to do something. What a lovely way to get the sexual ball rolling. For me, anything less than a willing sexual partner is horrible sex, so that’s an instant turn-off.

That isn’t my there wife, by the way, but it is a dirty webcam babe playing with her pussy. You can see hundreds more webcam amateurs like her by clicking here. Just wanted to drop in some porn-type stuff, you know. Try and make it relevant and all that. 

I’m deeply entrenched in feeling repulsive, and I have no idea how to break out of it. After over eight years of being rejected sexually by a woman that supposedly loves you it’s difficult not to feel like this. So, as she rightly points out, I’m analysing everything to a point of paranoia. I think it’s a deep fear of even more rejection, but I can’t shake it. What will it take to get me out of this hole? Well, a woman that wants to have sexual contact with me. I’m pretty good-looking, in pretty good shape, with no obvious flaws that will make a girl shy away, and that’s another part of the problem. If I was a total dick and a horrible cunt then it would be easier to understand and accept. I’m not, and it’s extremely annoying knowing that Mrs Twisted Cunt has all sorts of issues that she can, and does frequently, call on for an excuse not to be intimate.

Does she really love me, or am I a convenient and good-to-show-off Dad? I have no idea, but I’m hoping that this time she’ll come through. Eight years is a long time to wait for someone to deliver on promises.

Oh, it’s all about me! What a fucking ego! Nah. It’s just a tough situation to be in. I’m not leaving her or my children, and I desperately want to believe that Mrs Twisted Cunt does love me the way she tells me she does. Sexual frustration is just a bastard of a thing to deal with. No wonder all those religious folks who abstain from sexual pleasure are wound up so fucking tight.

Click here for live webcam sex chat with naked amateur wives (who don’t look as gorgeous as my wife, but do possibly have some sort of sex life, I think)

All models are over 18.

It’s always a good good feeling when I remember that taboo hardcore Indian porn is all over the internet these days, and Indian Booty Hunters is one of my favourite places to visit when I need to jerk off to some Middle Eastern sex movies. I say “need to jerk off” because it genuinely does feel like a need, rather than a want. Must be because I’m gagging for sex every fucking moment of every fucking day. Yes, I know, I’m a man, and we’re all like that. Whatever.

  So I’m looking at these sample Indian sex movies and thinking that the chick in them looks very much like an amateur woman - just a regular Indian wife doing her thing. That’s what sets Indian Booty Hunters apart from a lot of the other sites that compete for your hard-earned cash - the amateur feel.

This is Indian reality porn at it’s most raw. Guys go out hunting for Indian women who are willing to fuck and suck on film, and the results, as you can see, are stunningly erotic, mainly because they have that edgy amateur appeal that so many other amateur porn sites are severely lacking. Any fans of a nice bit of extreme ethnic sex should head on over and grab an instant pass now!

Watch the full movies here - there are loads of them, it’s updated frequently, and it’s fucking great!

All models are over 18.

There I was, thinking that Mrs Twisted Cunt and I had turned a corner and things were starting to look much better, when suddenly I’m plunged back into the no-sex-wilderness that causes me so many problems. After a couple of weeks of bits of sexual attention here and there, we’re now back to her being non-sexual unless I really push for something to happen.

In the past few weeks there have only been two sexual encounters between us. The first was when I insisted, late at night, on pulling her jeans and panties down while she was reclining on out couch late at night, and devouring her cunt and asshole until she shuddered with the pleasure of a couple of intense orgasms. The second, two nights later, was me being unable to sleep and somehow deciding to start stroking her in bed, which led to another heavy oral sex session while she was half asleep. Of course, I was the only one actually doing any licking - she just lay there enjoying the attention and rubbing her clitoris as I worked on both her holes.

I fucking love licking pussy and ass. There’s not a lot better in the world than the sight, feel, smell, and taste of a wet pussy, and there’s not much better than the taboo dirty feeling as you use your tongue to pleasure her most secret hole. Ass licking and pussy licking are fucking amazing. If I could, I’d line up most of her female friends and go from one to the next, furiously lapping at their cunts until each of them screams in ecstasy. I’m not the sort of guy who wants something back for my troubles, probably because I get so much pleasure from giving pleasure.

The problem that I’m once again faced with is the sack-of-potatoes syndrome. She just lies there, taking all the attention and giving nothing back. That’s unhealthy. One partner in a relationship is extremely giving, whilst the other is extremely selfish, and this reflects right through just about every other aspect of our relationship.

Sexually, she does next to nothing, and my brain can’t handle it. She doesn’t touch my dick. She doesn’t kiss me in exciting places. She doesn’t squeeze my ass cheek as I walk past unless she knows that it’s safe for her to do it. That means if the kids are running around and there’s no chance of any sex between us, then I might get a playful pinch on my butt. Embracing and kissing is something that I love, but she only does it if she thinks it’s “safe”.

It’s unhealthy for me to dwell on these things, but I’m a guy, and a guy needs to feel that his woman wants him. Some of her friends have confessed to pretending that they fancy their husbands, and while I don’t like the idea of that, it would be much, much better than the nothingness that exists right now. It’s a permanent rejection, and although I know in my heart that it’s not me with the problems, that won’t change the fact that my woman finds me so repulsive. So repulsive that she can’t even touch me. Can’t even take my dick in her hand. Won’t bother to even pretend that she likes being intimate with me. What a shit feeling.

All in all it’s a major fuck up, and one that I’m finding it increasingly hard to live with, hard to live with without frequently throwing bitter and sarcastic comments at her. Of course, if I raise the subject of sex with her then that ruins any chance I have of intimacy because I shouldn’t talk about it if it makes her feel bad. Catch 22, I believe. Discuss sex and I get no sex. Don’t discuss sex and I get no sex.

So where does it leave me? Where does it leave us? I’m staying optimistic that the future with my otherwise-great-gal holds a voyage of sexual rediscovery. I have to think that way or it’s all over, and I love this girl completely. The thing that she doesn’t understand is that every day that passes is another rejection of me as a man, and one of the most basic needs for a human being is to be loved. I haven’t got that. I’m not sure that she loves me, although I am completely sure that me being a really good father and dad to our four incredible children keeps me in the picture….for now.

So I’ll keep on masturbating, closing my eyes and imagining my life with a woman that is not only beautiful and sexy, but also thinks that I’m deserving of a little sexual attention now and then. I just want to be wanted.

As Twisted Cunt is a porn blog, and not a moaning-about-shit blog, I’ve decided to include some juicy amateur sex movies with this post. Amateur sex will always be one of my great fall backs when things get sexually tough for me. I get turned on by and take great comfort from knowing that there are women out there that enjoy having sex with their man.

Happy sexual times!

All models are over 18.

For a long, long time in my life I’ve had a fantasy about finding a dirty old woman who gets off on instructing younger couples, like Mrs Twisted Cunt and me for example, in the ways of sex. Of course, this fantasy of mine still gives me bucket-loads of spunk year after year, although with me being almost forty now the mature sex teachers in my head are getting to be very old. Still, I do enjoy granny porn too, so the fantasy will keep on working.

Bringing my old fantasy one huge step further in terms of being able to visualise the scenarios is an excellent old and young porn site called Mature Lessons. This site ranks right up there as one of my favourite wanking destinations of all time. I just love these kinky sex movies!

Seriously, my cock NEVER stays soft for more than a few minutes when I’m at Mature Lessons, and I’ve never moved on once I log-in to see what’s new over there. Every log-in means I’ve stroked off and shot my load before doing anything else. That’s some sort of record for me, as I look at a huge variety of porn.

What makes Mature Lessons special? Quite simply, it plays straight to my pervy life-long fetish of having, and being used by an older sex teacher, and it does what it does in awesome style. I’d recommended it to all of my friends if I had any left. As it is, you’ll have to do.

So, click here for more old and young sex movies at Mature Lessons.

Happy stroking - this one’s a keeper!

All models are over 18.

It seems to have been a long time since I really posted something freaky. You know, something really twisted. With that in mind I’ve decided to take a look at a site called Mother Daughter Fuck. Not sure if it’s depraved enough for all of you twisted cunts, but as you know, what Dave finds disgusting Bob finds beautiful. There’s a completely unimportant side issue here: I know nobody called Dave and nobody called Bob. Nobody at all with those names. Weird, eh?

The concept at this crazy sex site is simple. Mothers and their daughters share cocks. Sometimes the mom jumps in and takes over from the daughter when she’s fucking her man, sometimes the daughter is the one to get freaky while the mother is already fucking a guy. Other times, they both treat one lucky cunt to the double-fuck of his life.

There’s no incest here. Get that? No incest. That’s not what this site is about. It’s about horny mothers and their horny daughters tag-teaming, or double-teaming men for some of the most freaky and bizarre sex action you’ll ever see. It’s fucking deliciously perverted and I love it!

Get instant access here and enjoy hours and hours of crazy porn movies from these insane mothers and their equally insane daughters! Wow!

All models are over 18.