There are two types of women in the world: those that enjoy sucking dick, and those that don’t. That’s not actually true, by the way. There are a huge variety of women in the world, obviously, but I wanted to start this post with a firm statement so I made one up. I can do that, it’s my porn blog.

If you’re lucky enough to find a woman that likes giving you blowjobs, then you’re a lucky cunt. It seems to me that plenty of girls would enjoy munching meat if only they hadn’t been conditioned to think, “eeeuuuch”, from an early age at the very thought of men’s genitals.

 Whether it’s protective fathers not wanting their daughters to get some stiff shaft, or misguided mothers who think that their little girl will be considered a slut of she likes a bit of penis now and then. Actually, having thought about this for about six seconds, I’ve decided that it’s more than likely that it’s the same old story: religious condemnation for everyday acts of pleasure, crushing the human spirit into a pit of despair until the only light in one’s life is from faith. Pah! Fucking religion. It’s poison!

How the fuck did I end up ranting about religion on a porn blog? I think I’ll get on with the smut now.

We’re back at a gloryhole again! Woo-fucking-hoo! I know I’ve been here plenty of times before at Twisted Cunt, but I have severe bouts of depression when I think of Mrs Twisted Cunt never wanting to touch my dick, so the thought of women who genuinely enjoy sucking cock and taking facial cumshots, or even swallowing that precious gloop, is a perfect wanking fantasy for me.

So over to Gloryhole.com I go, dick in hand and ready to stroke, and I’m NEVER disappointed. Never. It’s just a great gloryhole oral sex site that gets it right. I stroke off over there all the fucking time, and you should too. Definitely.

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You know something? The only thing I really know about spandex is that it looks fucking sexy on a chick. All tight and stretched and revealing, and although I have a genuine desire to find out, I have absolutely no idea what it feels like!
I’d love to run my hands down a full-length spandex suit like the woman in these free sample movies is wearing. I’d pay a shit-load of money to explore a babe in a spandex suit with just my eyes and tongue. And if it came down to it, you know, the actual sex part of my spandex fetish, I think that I’d be shooting my cream long before I could ever fuck a girl dressed completely in spandex, simply because the anticipation and excitement would fuck my self-control so badly.

Spandex Porn is a great clothing fetish website that has gripped me pretty fucking tight since I first took a look. There I was, looking for some decent camel-toe porn to add some decent bulk to the almost empty Twisted Cunt Camel Toe posts section, and then I stumbled into Spandex Porn and it stirred something up deep inside me. I was hooked instantly and my dick has been pummeled into submission ever since. I’ve been very busy, furiously wanking over and over while enjoying these crazily erotic spandex fetish movies.

Man, I’m so fucked. You could be too if you try hard enough - it’s feels great!

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Funny how the girl’s eye make-up always seems to run when she’s gagging on dick. Sure, I know her eyes must water as she takes a fat cock into her gullet, but maybe some waterproof eye liner would help to stop that fucked-up look that you always see. Wait! Unless, unless…oh that’s it! Deepthroat movies look more brutal when the chick has messy eye make-up! Duh. How silly of me to think that it was a problem, when the reality is that this look helps twisted cunts like me get our rocks off! Hee hee.

So we’re back with some dirty throatfucking here then. The Deepthroat Movie Club is where I’m pointing my meat today, and it’s here that I’ll be watching and stroking for the next hour or so, to really get to know some of the huge range of extreme gagging blowjob movies that are shown in nasty as fuck crystal-clear quality. Who cares if that make-up runs or not? As long as those poles are being sucked deep into her throat then I’m a happy wanker!

The Deepthroat Movie Club gives you thousands of DVD-quality mouth-stuffing blowjob movies to jerk off to instantly, and you can now grab an instant one dollar pass to get a filthy taste of the action that you’ll be dribbling over!

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Spunk Mouth is one of those porn site names that tells you exactly what you’re going to see in such a simple way. Spunk. Mouth. Could it be anything to do with shooting cum into mouths? Why yes! How did you guess? Heh, heh.

What have we got here, then? It’s simple and bloody effective! Hour after hour of high quality cum in mouth movies, and facial movies, that lit up my dirty world and will continue to do so for a very long time. Cock-lover after cock-lover! These feisty oral sex experts show us exactly where they want that sperm and what they’ll do to drain it out of every available meat-stick. This shit is fucking toasty, with a seemingly endless stream of willing blowjob babes lining up to take more and more jizz down their throats and all over their pretty faces. I fucking love this place!

Spurting sperm into a girl’s mouth is a long established fantasy of mine. I’m getting near to forty years old and I’ve never done it, despite trying to convince Mrs Twisted Cunt that eating my cum will make her live longer and lose weight. I don’t think she believes me, so thank fuck for sites like Spunk Mouth, where I can visit whenever I want to and pretend that it’s my sperm being splattered all over those lovely tongues and faces. Oh yes! Enjoy!

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All models are over 18.

What does it feel like when a woman takes your dick deep into her gullet and gags on your cock? How does it feel to be in such a dominant position with a chick, so dominant that she’ll do almost anything to satisfy your lust? Is that what gagging is all about? Dominating women? I suppose that it is for some, but for others, like me, watching a girl deepthroating a dick in such a brutal fashion only turns me on if I think it’s consensual.

I’m not into the extreme domination of women for man’s lustful needs. Not unless that’s what the woman wants. For me, the arousal here is all about her willingness to push her own limits to make herr partner feel good, and to feel special. That’s why I like watching gagging oral sex movies. It’s the thought that maybe one day I’ll be with a woman who, even if she doesn’t really want to, will still do her best to make me feel good - sexually. Having said all that, I know that I’m a bit fucked in the head anyway, and I’m also in a pretty shitty non-sexual relationship, and have been for the last eight years or so, which makes my opinion on throatfucking moot.

Yeah, yeah, I’m waffling just like always. Get on with the good stuff!

Okay, it’s a good gagging website called Gag Freaks where you get hours and hours of extreme deepthroating movies. That means you get to enjoy gullet-slamming hardcore blowjobs. Babes getting their pretty faces fucked hard and their necks filled with hard cock.
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 All models are over 18.

It’s that time again! Yes, I was in great need of some hardcore mature blowjob movies and I found some, as you can see! I was also hoping for some cum-in-mouth action but I’m pretty happy with a decent titty-cum-load lke this! The horny site that I grabbed these sample clips from is called Older Cum Sluts, but don’t go thinking that it’s all about mature women who love cum. Oh fucking no!

There’s plenty of sucking and loads of cumshots, sure, but there’s also a kinky feast of other mature sex going on here. Mature lesbians, mature pussy fucking, mature sex toy play, mature anal sex, and more, that I can’t be bothered to think of.

The reason that I’m feeling a bit lazy is because I haven’t finished jerking off yet to the movies at Older Cum Sluts. You know what that means? It means that my cock is hard as I type this post. Yes, I was actually thinking of all you twisted cunts even as I was stroking my dick. That’s a fucked up image to plant inside your head I know, but I felt the urge to be honest.

So my dick is out, (I’m actually naked from the waist down), and I’m writing a Twisted Cunt blog post about the mature porn movies that I’m in the middle of wanking over. Hey, call me a dirty fucking twat if you - I don’t mind.

 Let’s get this over with then so that I can finish myself off before my penis decides that he can’t be arsed to wat for me. You’ll be getting hours and hours of mature porn movies that will ensure some great blasts of sperm from your erect prick. Got it? Excellent. Now let me go and masturbate will you? Fuckers!

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Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

I think that some of my porn tastes are getting out of hand. Sometimes I keep on going back to a site that I think I should be pretty bored of by now, like the gloryhole blowjob site called, er, Gloryhole.

Then again, the content at this place is constantly updated, with fresh new cum-sluts being fed fat black cocks through a hole in the wall and taking those sticky facials or eating that hot spunk! Yeah, actually, looking at it now, there isn’t anything to worry about here.

Gloryhole blowjobs are fucking horny, cum in mouth is fucking horny, and interracial sex is fucking horny. All of that goes with the simple fact that there are hours and hours of gloryhole oral sex movies here, with regular updates and amazing quality closeups of those cock-tasting meat-munchers doing their dirty thing!

What the fuck was I complaining about? This stuff is fucking great! Twat!

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Very fucking nice!

All models are over 18.

Why the fuck do I ever complain about my lack of real-life sex when there are cute and filthy hardcore teen solo girls out there like 18 Amy? It seems that I’m always moaning about my wife not wanting to fuck me, and yet here I sit, cock at the ready, balls full of spunk, and I’m typing this as fast as I can so that I can head over to watch some more of 18 Amy in her explicit hardcore teen porn movies. What the fuck is there to gripe about? Seriously? Anything? Nope. That’s what I thought.

18 Amy is a teen porn queen who knows how to make a guy appreciate that he has a dick, and she’s a real expert at teasing out that sperm with hands, her mouth, and her tongue. As you can see form these hardcore free sample movies, Amy is pretty, cute, and nasty - just the way we like our teens to be, right?

Fuck it. I can’t wait much longer. I’m desperate to stroke my dick to Amy’s sex movies so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. No more writing! No more blogging about porn or lack of sex - well, at least for a couple of hours. By that time I’ll be horny all over again looking for some other kinky porn fix. See you soon, you dirty little cunts.

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All models are over 18.

If Mrs Twisted Cunt ever goes to watch full-nude male strippers at a Stagette party/hen night/whatever the fuck it’s called, then I’ll need to fully brief her on what to expect, and what not to do. If any movie footage of her with a muscular stripper’s cock between her lips ever appears on an internet porn site like Boozed Women, then she’ll be in serious trouble. That’s the jealous part of me speaking. However, in reality, the dirty twisted cunt part of me will be far too busy watching and jerking off to give her a hard time.

See, I find watching women sucking on strippers’ dicks to be very arousing, and I’d never hold anything against women who indulge in a little harmless drunken fantasy like this, even if it was my wife.
I haven’t got a sexy muscular body, and I haven’t got a cock worth showing off. Nor can I dance. So it’s easy to see why a guy that’s the opposite of me in terms of his body could provide a brief moment of sucking fun for my wife. I think.

Basically, I’m insecure and perverted, so I’m trying to justify a theoretical mini-cheating situation while getting seriously aroused by even thinking about it. Man, I’m too fucked up.

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All models are over 18.

Yes, oh fucking yes! Mrs Twisted Cunt has promised me a blowjob tonight, and has even said she’ll take a facial cumshot, which means she might even taste some of my cum. Now that would be a fucking miracle. Those of you that have read a few of my complaints here at Twisted Cunt will know that I’ve become obsessed with finding porn where the women really want that cum in their mouth. So far there have been very few porn movies where the women are cum-hungry, so watching my wife gobbling my dick with the potential for some cum in mouth action is a huge turn on for me. Of course, she doesn’t actually want my jizz in her mouth, but it’s a start! Now all I have to do is get through the next few hours without too much stress, making sure the kids are all asleep nicely, and then we can both have a nice bath, and then…..

Bet it’s a let down. I know, I know, stay positive and all that, but with so many disappointments over the years I can’l help but think that tonight will be a, “I’m really tired, honey”, night, or a, “my head is pounding, honey”, night. We’ll see, eh? Got to try not to let my pessimism show, keep motivated and all that. Tell you what, if I end up jerking off again instead of her getting me to cum I’ll be seriously pissed. I’ve never cum in a woman’s mouth, and in fact it’s been a long, long time since somebody else even made me cum at all. A fucking long time. If I want to stroke off I’ll watch some bizarre porn or something. If I’m having sex with my wife I expect her to make me cum…at least once. Almost ten years together and I can honestly say that I don’t think she ever has. I’ve used my tongue on her clit hundreds of times to bring on some awesome shuddering orgasms, which I really, really enjoy doing, but to this day I don’t think she’s even given me a handjob.

Bitter? You fucking bet I am. Tonight could be the start of something very good for our relationship. But it probably will be a big fat failure. We’ll see, and you’ll be the second to know, after me. Okay? Excellent. I can tell you care.
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All models are over 18.