There’s not much in porn that compares to a cum-in-mouth scene. I think that if I could only ever watch one type of porn for the rest of my life, I would choose cum in mouth porn. Not facials, not swallowing, not titty-cumshots, but cumming in her mouth. I especially like it when a girl takes sperm in her mouth and then uses her tongue to go back for more, cleaning his prick and taking those last dribbles of semen into her mouth. Am I getting too carried away here? Hah! Don’t I always?

Enough about that, let’s talk about the Cum Movie Club! Here’s a place that features every type of cumshot you can think of, and all in crystal-clear DVD quality too. That means you’ll be stroking off to incredible cum movies in seconds, and there are none of those grainy crap-quality sex movies that you see plastered all over the net, (including here at Twisted Cunt), in short free sample clips.

It’s not just the perfect picture quality that makes the Cum Movie Club so successful. There’s a vast range of movies here, enough to last you a long, long time already, and it’s updated regularly, too, so you’ll never run out. They also seem to have a great knack for picking the most erotic films, instead of throwing every fucking cumshot movie they can find at you, like some other cum sites do. Seriously, if you like cumshots, you’re going to be enjoying this movie site for years to come.

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Yeah. I do like a nice bit of secretary/geek/bookworm porn. Isn’t it weird how we associate chicks wearing glasses with intelligence? Or at least intelligent-type jobs. Funny. It’s almost as if we think that “ordinary” porn girls are empty-headed fuck bags, but as soon as they put on glasses we suddenly ignite a new fetish deep inside us that screams, “this chick has brains and still likes sex”. Ridiculous when you think about it.

Why the fuck do we think that women in porn are so stupid? When I say “we”, I really mean you! I’m far above these pathetic stereotypes. Yeah, right. That’s why I automatically get stiff simply by watching chicks in glasses having sex. Never mind, eh. It’s all good porn shit in the end!

Fuck! I’ve spent so much time waffling on about other crap that I haven’t even mentioned that this whole porn site is based on cumming on glasses. Yep, chicks wearing glasses get their faces splattered with spunk. Jizz On My Glasses, it’s called.

Dammit. Somebody remind me to concentrate on the porn next time!

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It’s that time again! Yes, I was in great need of some hardcore mature blowjob movies and I found some, as you can see! I was also hoping for some cum-in-mouth action but I’m pretty happy with a decent titty-cum-load lke this! The horny site that I grabbed these sample clips from is called Older Cum Sluts, but don’t go thinking that it’s all about mature women who love cum. Oh fucking no!

There’s plenty of sucking and loads of cumshots, sure, but there’s also a kinky feast of other mature sex going on here. Mature lesbians, mature pussy fucking, mature sex toy play, mature anal sex, and more, that I can’t be bothered to think of.

The reason that I’m feeling a bit lazy is because I haven’t finished jerking off yet to the movies at Older Cum Sluts. You know what that means? It means that my cock is hard as I type this post. Yes, I was actually thinking of all you twisted cunts even as I was stroking my dick. That’s a fucked up image to plant inside your head I know, but I felt the urge to be honest.

So my dick is out, (I’m actually naked from the waist down), and I’m writing a Twisted Cunt blog post about the mature porn movies that I’m in the middle of wanking over. Hey, call me a dirty fucking twat if you - I don’t mind.

 Let’s get this over with then so that I can finish myself off before my penis decides that he can’t be arsed to wat for me. You’ll be getting hours and hours of mature porn movies that will ensure some great blasts of sperm from your erect prick. Got it? Excellent. Now let me go and masturbate will you? Fuckers!

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I think that some of my porn tastes are getting out of hand. Sometimes I keep on going back to a site that I think I should be pretty bored of by now, like the gloryhole blowjob site called, er, Gloryhole.

Then again, the content at this place is constantly updated, with fresh new cum-sluts being fed fat black cocks through a hole in the wall and taking those sticky facials or eating that hot spunk! Yeah, actually, looking at it now, there isn’t anything to worry about here.

Gloryhole blowjobs are fucking horny, cum in mouth is fucking horny, and interracial sex is fucking horny. All of that goes with the simple fact that there are hours and hours of gloryhole oral sex movies here, with regular updates and amazing quality closeups of those cock-tasting meat-munchers doing their dirty thing!

What the fuck was I complaining about? This stuff is fucking great! Twat!

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Cum, cum, cum! Why does eveything always end up back at those cumshots? Maybe it’s because I never get to land my gloop on my wife’s face. Maybe.
In the case of Big League Facials, the women seem to mostly enjoy taking that spunk on their faces. If they don’t, then they try and act like they do. Sure, some girls do a better job than others, but I know that for a lot of you twisted cunts out there it’s even better if she doesn’t enjoy that facial cumshot! Bastards, all of you!

 What we have here is probably one of the best facial cumshot movie websites out there. The sample clips don’t even come close to demonstrating the quality of these porn movies, so I recommend that you join up as soon as possible and get wanking to big facial cumshots movies now! Oh yes.

Hey, ask some close female friends where they like cum to land and most of them will tell you that they love it on their tits. This is only partially true, as most chicks who claim that they love the feeling of that hot man juice all over their nipples and breasts are really saying - “NOT ON MY FUCKING FACE OR IN MY FUCKING MOUTH”. See, the whole spunk-on-tits thing is almost always a lie to ensure that your sperm goes nowhere near her face, and definitely nowhere near her mouth. Yeuch.

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If you’ve read a few posts here at Twisted Cunt, you may be aware that I have a bit of an obsession with cumming in my wife’s mouth. In all the years we’ve been together, it has yet to happen. That’s almost ten years in the barren wasteland of non-spunky-mouth-ness, which, to be brutally honest, is fucking scandalous and almost worthy of divorce.

With that in mind, I needed a nice fix of spunk in mouth movies and I remembered that a while ago I stumbled upon a great porn site called The Sperm Lover. Guess what happens at this site? Spunk goes in womens’ mouths and it’s fucking welcome there! Yep, these chicks suck dick for the cum, and take every last drop in their mouths.

The trouble for me when talking about this place is that I haven’t got very far through any of the movies yet. As soon as I see a girl that looks like she’s enjoying giving a blowjob and really wants that sperm, I blow my fucking load. See, that’s the exact opposite of how Mrs Twisted Cunt is: she hates sucking cock and would probably slit her wrists before willingly letting my cum spurt into her mouth.

So there we have it. I’m jerking off at a porn site dedicated to gorgeous babes taking cum in their mouths, and it’s fucking lovely!

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These chicks are about as cock-hungry as it gets. Step in line for a portion of dick-frenzied cunt over at Tampa Bukkake. Real bukkake is a humiliating eastern culture thing, where a woman is punished by loads of guys spunking all over her face. At least that’s my understanding of it, anyway. At Tampa Bukkake things aren’t quite like that, but if you like watching genuine cum-sluts gobbling multiple dicks and getting fucked from all angles by horny guys, then taking cum load after cum load, this is the site for you. I love group sex movies, and these have that amateur feel that pushes them further into my favour. Then there are those great cumshot finales in each movie to take me over the edge. Join Tampa Bukkake here instantly. I’ve got myself all worked up just by thinking about it, so I’m going to jerk off again now. See you later, Twisted Cunts!

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Three day trial pass alert! Yeah, like I need to jump about shouting about it, making myself look like a bigger twat than you already think I am. Ass! Cunt! Anyway, there’s a great little three day trial pass to really good cumshot and facial movies. Get your trial pass here. The full pass available is a great addition to your arsenal of cum-bringing weapons. For those that didn’t understand that last sentence, I mean if you upgrade you’ll have more than enough porn to jerk off to. If you like cum, (I mean seeing cum flow - not actually liking it, to eat or anything), then this is the site for you. We get to watch every kind of cumshot out there. From sexy handjobs producing thick globs of dribbling cum, to full on blowjobs with heavy sperm facials. It’s all here, and as a full member you also get…wait for it… over SIXTY other porn sites included with your pass abso-fucking-lutely FREE. Offers like this are crazy, so take advantage while they’re still insane enough to offer them! Head on over for a free no pop-ups tour at Cumshots n Facials now. Cuntingly good cumshot action.

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I’m a sexually liberated kind of guy. (Or a complete twat - you pick). Not a lot shocks me, and this chick drinking cum through a straw didn’t shock me. It did, however, leave me thinking eeeuuurrgghhh for a while. Don’t get me wrong, cum swallowing is great! I love seeing a girl eat spunk, but seeing a guy shoot his muck into a glass, then watching the chick stir it around with a straw before sucking that cold gloopy mess up to swallow it down? Like I said: eeeuuurrgghhh! Guess what? The yuck-factor here didn’t stop me from having a quick wank and spraying my semen all over the place. Oh no. Sometimes you have to go with the kinky shit to get off, so that’s what I did. I’ll be back at Swallow Me POV a lot for more filthy cum swallowing porn too, because it’s fucking great! Oh yes. Grab a trial pass if you like this sort of stuff - you can get one instantly from here. Very nice. Sort of.
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I have to admit that porn sites that focus on first-time-anything or auditions-for-something often make me wonder if I’m being bullshitted. With Real Blowjob Auditions the doubt is soon put to rest as I desperately rub my pecker in a furious blur of excitement. I love these movies! That means that I swiftly stop giving a fuck about whether or not these are genuine auditions as I watch dirty cock-crazy women munching on meat. Seeing the way that they hungrily lick and taste and eat cock, while gazing into the camera and looking like they are desperate for MY dick too…well, it’s enough to make a guy spurt his sticky cream all over his keyboard! Luckily for me, I missed and messed up my easily-cleaned desk instead. Take a look at these free sample clips, and grab your one dollar instant access pass at Real Blowjob Auditions. Yes, I know. You love me for finding these super porn deals. I know. Have fun!