There are two types of women in the world: those that enjoy sucking dick, and those that don’t. That’s not actually true, by the way. There are a huge variety of women in the world, obviously, but I wanted to start this post with a firm statement so I made one up. I can do that, it’s my porn blog.

If you’re lucky enough to find a woman that likes giving you blowjobs, then you’re a lucky cunt. It seems to me that plenty of girls would enjoy munching meat if only they hadn’t been conditioned to think, “eeeuuuch”, from an early age at the very thought of men’s genitals.

 Whether it’s protective fathers not wanting their daughters to get some stiff shaft, or misguided mothers who think that their little girl will be considered a slut of she likes a bit of penis now and then. Actually, having thought about this for about six seconds, I’ve decided that it’s more than likely that it’s the same old story: religious condemnation for everyday acts of pleasure, crushing the human spirit into a pit of despair until the only light in one’s life is from faith. Pah! Fucking religion. It’s poison!

How the fuck did I end up ranting about religion on a porn blog? I think I’ll get on with the smut now.

We’re back at a gloryhole again! Woo-fucking-hoo! I know I’ve been here plenty of times before at Twisted Cunt, but I have severe bouts of depression when I think of Mrs Twisted Cunt never wanting to touch my dick, so the thought of women who genuinely enjoy sucking cock and taking facial cumshots, or even swallowing that precious gloop, is a perfect wanking fantasy for me.

So over to Gloryhole.com I go, dick in hand and ready to stroke, and I’m NEVER disappointed. Never. It’s just a great gloryhole oral sex site that gets it right. I stroke off over there all the fucking time, and you should too. Definitely.

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You know something? The only thing I really know about spandex is that it looks fucking sexy on a chick. All tight and stretched and revealing, and although I have a genuine desire to find out, I have absolutely no idea what it feels like!
I’d love to run my hands down a full-length spandex suit like the woman in these free sample movies is wearing. I’d pay a shit-load of money to explore a babe in a spandex suit with just my eyes and tongue. And if it came down to it, you know, the actual sex part of my spandex fetish, I think that I’d be shooting my cream long before I could ever fuck a girl dressed completely in spandex, simply because the anticipation and excitement would fuck my self-control so badly.

Spandex Porn is a great clothing fetish website that has gripped me pretty fucking tight since I first took a look. There I was, looking for some decent camel-toe porn to add some decent bulk to the almost empty Twisted Cunt Camel Toe posts section, and then I stumbled into Spandex Porn and it stirred something up deep inside me. I was hooked instantly and my dick has been pummeled into submission ever since. I’ve been very busy, furiously wanking over and over while enjoying these crazily erotic spandex fetish movies.

Man, I’m so fucked. You could be too if you try hard enough - it’s feels great!

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Yeah. I do like a nice bit of secretary/geek/bookworm porn. Isn’t it weird how we associate chicks wearing glasses with intelligence? Or at least intelligent-type jobs. Funny. It’s almost as if we think that “ordinary” porn girls are empty-headed fuck bags, but as soon as they put on glasses we suddenly ignite a new fetish deep inside us that screams, “this chick has brains and still likes sex”. Ridiculous when you think about it.

Why the fuck do we think that women in porn are so stupid? When I say “we”, I really mean you! I’m far above these pathetic stereotypes. Yeah, right. That’s why I automatically get stiff simply by watching chicks in glasses having sex. Never mind, eh. It’s all good porn shit in the end!

Fuck! I’ve spent so much time waffling on about other crap that I haven’t even mentioned that this whole porn site is based on cumming on glasses. Yep, chicks wearing glasses get their faces splattered with spunk. Jizz On My Glasses, it’s called.

Dammit. Somebody remind me to concentrate on the porn next time!

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What does it feel like when a woman takes your dick deep into her gullet and gags on your cock? How does it feel to be in such a dominant position with a chick, so dominant that she’ll do almost anything to satisfy your lust? Is that what gagging is all about? Dominating women? I suppose that it is for some, but for others, like me, watching a girl deepthroating a dick in such a brutal fashion only turns me on if I think it’s consensual.

I’m not into the extreme domination of women for man’s lustful needs. Not unless that’s what the woman wants. For me, the arousal here is all about her willingness to push her own limits to make herr partner feel good, and to feel special. That’s why I like watching gagging oral sex movies. It’s the thought that maybe one day I’ll be with a woman who, even if she doesn’t really want to, will still do her best to make me feel good - sexually. Having said all that, I know that I’m a bit fucked in the head anyway, and I’m also in a pretty shitty non-sexual relationship, and have been for the last eight years or so, which makes my opinion on throatfucking moot.

Yeah, yeah, I’m waffling just like always. Get on with the good stuff!

Okay, it’s a good gagging website called Gag Freaks where you get hours and hours of extreme deepthroating movies. That means you get to enjoy gullet-slamming hardcore blowjobs. Babes getting their pretty faces fucked hard and their necks filled with hard cock.
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I think that some of my porn tastes are getting out of hand. Sometimes I keep on going back to a site that I think I should be pretty bored of by now, like the gloryhole blowjob site called, er, Gloryhole.

Then again, the content at this place is constantly updated, with fresh new cum-sluts being fed fat black cocks through a hole in the wall and taking those sticky facials or eating that hot spunk! Yeah, actually, looking at it now, there isn’t anything to worry about here.

Gloryhole blowjobs are fucking horny, cum in mouth is fucking horny, and interracial sex is fucking horny. All of that goes with the simple fact that there are hours and hours of gloryhole oral sex movies here, with regular updates and amazing quality closeups of those cock-tasting meat-munchers doing their dirty thing!

What the fuck was I complaining about? This stuff is fucking great! Twat!

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Not satisfied with simple cum in mouth movies, some kinky fuckers have decided to take things even further with an awesome cum-swapping porn site called Cum Swap Sluts.

What happens is something that I can only dream of: A babe takes a cum-load in her mouth, and then dribbles it into another chick’s mouth. See? Cum swapping. Also known as snowballing, I think, but I could be wrong about that and I can’t be bothered to check. Sorry-ish.

Dribbling a guy’s spunk from one mouth to another like this is such a simple enhancement to regular cum in mouth movies, but what a huge leap in horniness! It’s both fascinating and extremely erotic to watch, and for a guy like me who is in desperate need of being wanted sexually by his woman, seeing two chicks swapping my spunk would probably give me a fucking heart attack.

It’s much safer for me to sit back, click a movie, and watch girls swapping that cum from mouth to mouth, while stroking myself into oblivion. Very fucking horny indeed! My advice is to watch the full length cum-swapping movies instantly. There’s a great instant trial pass waiting for you here!

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Yes, oh fucking yes! Mrs Twisted Cunt has promised me a blowjob tonight, and has even said she’ll take a facial cumshot, which means she might even taste some of my cum. Now that would be a fucking miracle. Those of you that have read a few of my complaints here at Twisted Cunt will know that I’ve become obsessed with finding porn where the women really want that cum in their mouth. So far there have been very few porn movies where the women are cum-hungry, so watching my wife gobbling my dick with the potential for some cum in mouth action is a huge turn on for me. Of course, she doesn’t actually want my jizz in her mouth, but it’s a start! Now all I have to do is get through the next few hours without too much stress, making sure the kids are all asleep nicely, and then we can both have a nice bath, and then…..

Bet it’s a let down. I know, I know, stay positive and all that, but with so many disappointments over the years I can’l help but think that tonight will be a, “I’m really tired, honey”, night, or a, “my head is pounding, honey”, night. We’ll see, eh? Got to try not to let my pessimism show, keep motivated and all that. Tell you what, if I end up jerking off again instead of her getting me to cum I’ll be seriously pissed. I’ve never cum in a woman’s mouth, and in fact it’s been a long, long time since somebody else even made me cum at all. A fucking long time. If I want to stroke off I’ll watch some bizarre porn or something. If I’m having sex with my wife I expect her to make me cum…at least once. Almost ten years together and I can honestly say that I don’t think she ever has. I’ve used my tongue on her clit hundreds of times to bring on some awesome shuddering orgasms, which I really, really enjoy doing, but to this day I don’t think she’s even given me a handjob.

Bitter? You fucking bet I am. Tonight could be the start of something very good for our relationship. But it probably will be a big fat failure. We’ll see, and you’ll be the second to know, after me. Okay? Excellent. I can tell you care.
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You know what I’m searching for? I’m desperate to find a porn site that features up close cumshots, where the women really seem to want to lick cock and taste cum. There are plenty of individual movies out there where the woman gives a great blowjob, like the ones at Gloryhole.com, but very few where she really looks like she wants that spunk in her mouth. I know there are women out there that genuinely love sucking meat and swallowing jizz, but where that fuck are they? I need to watch eager suckers and even-more-eager-sperm-milkers. I love seeing some of the babes over at Gloryhole.com sucking for cum, and some of these pole-lovers really turn me on, but the problem there is that not all of the chicks want the cum. Ask some female friends where they want the cum. Most will say they like it on their tits, which is almost always because they can’t stand the muck on their faces or in their mouths. So they lie and declare that they like it on their tits best. Sneaky cunts! Somebody needs to start a global ”taste the cum - it’s good for you” campaign to get women to eat sperm. Oh fucking yes. Enjoy the Gloryhole.com movies, and when I find spunk-eating perfection I’ll let you know.
None of the above was in any way written because I’m sexually frustrated. Honest.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies? When was the last time you sucked a cock? Was it your man’s dick, or some other guy’s meat you worked on? No, you’re right. It’s none of my business. Hopefully you do service your guy’s penis with some wet mouth action now and then. Women that don’t are all cunts. Especially Mrs Twisted Cunt, who teased me by proving that she could do it a couple of weeks ago, but then stopped completely. That leaves me thinking that she hates it, or she’s lazy, or she hates me, or I smell. Maybe it’s all of them. Bitch! Now I’m reduced to a quivering wreck, wondering every night if she’ll do it again. In the meantime I’ve been hunting for some of the less extreme gagging movies I can find. You see, half of me wants to be a, “Yeah, take it deep you bitch”, kind of guy. The other half of me wants to see a woman enjoying sucking dick. Somewhere in between I found Gag Fuck. Seems to me that there are much harder deepthroat facefucking websites out there, but these are still pretty fucking extreme oral sex movies anyway. Yeah, I’m bitter. I want a fucking blowjob. I have to fucking beg to be allowed to lick her pussy, but she won’t even go near my dick. I think I’m fucked. Enjoy these free gagging movies, and if you want hours and hours more get them instantly at Gag Fuck.

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