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Fucking machine plunges deep into her wet cunt!

TeeCee — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:00:25 +0000

Pounded by a fucking machine

I can’t imagine what it must feel like to have your cunt rammed by fucking machines like this. The best thing a guy can do to try and understand is ram a vibrator up his butt…lots. But then it still can’t even be close to what a woman feels when she’s getting fucked by a machine. The constant movement, the pounding pleasure, the non-stop-never-going-to-slow-down-ness of a machine pumping your pussy must be incredible! With that it mind, head on over to Obscene Machines and start watching women getting their snatches slammed by crazy fucking machines. I wish I had a cunt.
All models are over 18.

It’s called Mother Daughter Fuck. Wanna see some bizarre porn shit?

TeeCee — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:36:40 +0000

I’ve never seen a porn site quite like Mother Daughter Fuck. The first thing you need to do here is relax, because there’s no incest shit going on here, and I know this because it says so on the tour. What we do have is a great, “he’s a lucky cunt”, website where each dude ends up fucking the mother as well as the daughter, but the limits are being shoved out of the window because these cunts are tag-teaming the guys. For example, I saw a guy blindfolded while fucking a hot babe, and then watched as her mother climbed onto his cock to replace her daughter…then took the blindfold off the guy. I enjoyed that bit of twisted porn, and I still have the stains to prove it.
If you like the idea of MILF porn, teen porn, hardcore porn, and excellent quality porn, all mixed in with that sordid mother-daughter bizarre twist, then you’ll really love this place. Great movies with a real kink that should get your spunk rising. The free samples I have for you here don’t really do the site justice, but the full movies are only seconds away if you want them. Take a look now at Mother Daughter Fuck. It’s twisted.

Oh, oh, oh! Almost forgot! There’s a one dollar trial pass at the moment. Get it. Go on!

All models are over 18.

Meet Nana Funk. Granny sex with a raw edge for all true twisted cunts!

TeeCee — Thu, 22 May 2008 22:55:04 +0000

I’m all for keeping on fucking as you get older, and this babe, called Nana Funk, is probably the filthiest, nastiest, most horny sack of granny cunt you’ll ever see – and I fucking love her porn! She’s seventy-fucking-five and still makes incredibly funky sex movies! Seriously, this granny fucks and sucks like you won’t believe, and she’s really into the more bizarre sex too.

Enjoy the free sample movies, and then get your fat butt over to her site, Nana Funk. Look out for the trial passes, and prepare yourself for a twisted porn ride that frequently leaves this cunt with his cock standing upright and his jaw on the floor. Granny cunt never looked as good!

If I had a pussy I’d definitely get fucked by machines like these!

TeeCee — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:00:01 +0000

Fuck That Machine is the name, using machines to fuck pussies is the theme. You thought I was going to say “game” there, not “theme”, didn’t you, eh? Ha! This site really makes me wish I had a cunt to plunder with one of these fucking machines. It just looks….pleasurable. All sorts of weird and wonderful vibrating and pushing thingies are rigged up in order to service wet juicy pussies with their bizarre pumping, twisting action. Hands free masturbation for these lucky ladies, and I’m seriously envious that my sex-bits stick out and not in. Dammit! I want a cunt! I have no idea who the first person was who thought of making these cunt-pleasing devices, but they need a hand -shake. Watch the free movies here and then head on over to Fuck That Machine and grab a one dollar instant trial pass. You’ll thank me one day.

Sex with crack whores. That’s cuntish behaviour, surely?

TeeCee — Sat, 10 May 2008 08:47:04 +0000

Or not? Let’s assume that these are genuine fucked up crack-addicted whores as it appears that they really are. (Watch the free sample clips to judge for yourselves). Should we really be exploiting these women? Yes? No? Probably? Possibly? Ah, fuckit. Who cares? It’s only porn, and it’s about as real as reality porn gets. Crack Whore Confessions is convincing enough for me to think that these nasty, skanky cunts are genuine crack addicts, and what’s that little voice in my head sayng? Why, it’s telling me to go out and find myself a whore like that and see how dirty she can be! Man, I must be a turd for wanting to do that. Or a cunt. Or both. A turdy-cunt, maybe? So these freaky drug addicts tell their stories as they get nasty with the guys, and some of those stories are fucked up. I can’t explain why it’s such a turn on, maybe it’s the definite-reality aspect, but take a look at the free crack whore sex movies and judge for yourself. You might just enjoy these very twisted Crack Whore Confessions.

How far inside her ass do you want to be?

TeeCee — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:19:06 +0000

There’s anal sex, and then there’s deep anal sex. Beyond those deliciously naughty kinks we have the Butt Cam! This crazy and very bizarre website will appeal to some of you twisted cunts out there, because you’re twisted cunts, right?

Me, I was fascinated for a short time, and even managed to crack off a quick wank when I found that my dick was liking this shit more than my brain seemed to be. Men, huh? Ruled by the cock.

So here’s the deal: If you want to see inside, and I mean right inside, women’s asses using a special invasive cam then Butt Cam is definitely for you. If not, then you still might enjoy the ass-related sex going on here. The action is intense and fans of hardcore porn should be very happy even if the butt cam action isn’t exactly what you’re after. Hey, it’s like a science experiment, so go and have a good sniff around!

Take a look at the free Butt Cam tour here, and get instant access if you like what you see.

Happy ass-probing!

All models are over 18.

A kinky blonde babe licks a guy’s asshole in these twisted porn movies

TeeCee — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:35:07 +0000

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I needed a fix of kinky ass licking movies and decided to run with this twisted gallery of butt-sucking porn movies, which features a blonde babe slurping and probing a man’s ass with her tongue. Who can blame me for needing to watch these clips? Nobody.

Bottom Lickers is what the site is called that I grabbed these videos from, and there are hours of ass licking movies like these waiting for you. Last time I checked, which was about twenty minutes ago, there was a great free porn offer that gives members of Bottom Lickers totally free access to around 50 other hardcore sex sites. Quite unmissable, methinks.

Also, if you prefer testing the water somewhat, look out for the quick and easy trial passes. I’m not staying here long – I’m going jerk off some more while I watch dirty women licking men’s assholes at Bottom Lickers.

How lovely for me. Enjoy!

Stuff those holes full of freaky glass objects!

TeeCee — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:01:37 +0000

You couldn’t really call me a fan of object insertion porn movies, but I know a boner when I feel one, and this kinky, nasty shit seems to work for me, so fuck it! Let’s run with some insane hole-stretching action for a while.

I like seeing a dirty chick obviously enjoying being the centre of attention, and the babe in the free twisted porn movies I’ve posted here definitely enjoys herself! Never mind that she’s getting both of those holes stretched by huge dildo-esque objects. Never mind that she’s also enjoying working on and getting worked on by a couple of stiff dicks, if she’s having fun then my cock is having fun too. The little fucker just blew his load in celebration of watching nasty porn movies, so he’s very happy.

Here’s a tip for you: If you’re thinking of joining Dildo Brutality then look out for the easy instant trial passes, and remember that full members get free bonus access to over 48 other extreme porn sites.

That’s a lot of cunt to enjoy….so enjoy it!

Smoking a cigarette while sucking cock

TeeCee — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Dirty Smokers is bad because it promotes smoking, which is bad for you. Fortunately, as long as the chick who is smoking has her lips wrapped around my dick and is giving me a blowjob, I couldn’t care fucking less whether it’s bad for her health.

So, to conclude what might be one of the shortest posts I’ve ever written at Twisted Cunt, Dirty Smokers is actually good, because we get to watch smoking babes doing bad things to willies while puffing cigarettes, which in itself has become something of a taboo lately. Not exactly a sexual taboo, but still a bit wrong.

Bad equals good in this case. Oh yes. See more here!

All models are over 18.

Lesbian dominates a chick and hangs her upside down for fun

TeeCee — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:00:30 +0000

Bizarre Adult Club is a really good place to join if you like the kinkier side of things, especially when it comes to bondage, restraint, and domination type stuff.

There’s not really too much I can say about this wonderfully twisted sex site, because the content is so varied and so different that what I find erotic you might find a turn-off. The only real way to explore is to, well, explore over there yourself, so I’m going to let those free preview movies up there give you a taste of what’s to come, and point you in the direction of the Bizarre Adult Club.

I hope you find something that you like. I did!

All models are over 18.

Guy and girl wearing lovely tight spandex while they fuck

TeeCee — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:00:06 +0000

It’s so fucking tight and must feel so fucking good! Spandex Porn is where I’m at today, and boy is my dick enjoying the thorough stroking I’m giving it while enjoying these kinky clothing fetish movies!

This is one of those tasty porn sites that hits me two ways, one good and one bad. The good way is the sheer wonder of seeing people fucking while wearing ultra-clingy spandex. I love it. I love the way it grabs the body and shows the shape of everything. Seriously erotic. The bad part is that I’m pretty sure that I won;t ever try out spandex wearing while having sex. Although with a bit of effort I guess I might be able to set something up with my wife. I’d have to film it to watch it back at a leter date, I think. Then I can see what we look like fucking instead of just looking at her.

Good plan, but for now, let’s just all head over to Spandex Porn and jerk off lots.

Nice.

All models are over 18.

Spoiled virgins fucking means we can all jerk off

TeeCee — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:00:09 +0000

I’m not entirely sure what the current thinking is about virgin porn. The trouble there is that some people associate the word, “virgin”, with bad internet shit. Most rational folks will understand that a virgin can be any fucking age! Virgin just means she’s never been fucked. Doesn’t matter what fucking age she is, and there are no underage models here, or anywhere at Twisted Cunt, so fuck off. Phew. That was a completely uncalled for rant, justified only slightly by my fury at being misjudged in general. As soon as you tell the average stupid ignorant cunt out there that you are involved in online porn they almost always feel the need to do two things: One – they ask if it’s anything to do with kids. Two – they insist on not taking you seriously. Wankers, the lot of them.

What am I supposed to be talking about here? Oh yeah, Spoiled Virgins. Virgin babes having sex for the first time, and we watch because they let the cameras in. What? Really? I have no idea, but it’s certainly horny to watch, so head on over for the free tour here, and get instant access to these taboo porn movies now!

Great stuff.

All models are over 18.

Guy forced to watch his mother get fucked by fat black cocks

TeeCee — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:00:20 +0000

There’s some bizarre and kinky porn out there, don’t you agree? Some of it’s illegal, and rightly so, but sometimes I find that sites which run close to the what’s-not-accepted line can be highly erotic.

Here’s a new one for you – Watching My Mom Go Black. What the fuck? This reality-style interracial sex site is all about guys who are forced to watch their mothers, yes, their mothers, get fucked by a black guy with a nice fat dick. Oh yes! This depraved and degrading sex is usually given as a punishment for some lame-assed storyline crime of respect, or something like that. For example, mom catches son selling drugs so fucks his friend while he watches. Or how about: A guy can’t pay his friend back the cash he owes him so instead he has to watch while his friend plunges his big fat cock into the guy’s mom’s holes. See, pretty fucking crap storylines, but they work perfectly for a bizarre porn site like this.

To be fair, I’m having a pop at ridiculous storylines, and yet I love these silly background stories, and I find this subject matter here seriously horny. Seems that sometimes any hint of taboo and forbidden scenarios in porn and I’m first in line with my dick out, ready to jerk off for my country and shoot spunk in the air!

Watching My Mom Go Black is twisted and crazy and amazing. It’s already huge, with hours and hours of filthy interracial son-watches-mom-get-fucked movies already, and with regular hardcore updates you’ll always have some new freaky porn movies to enjoy.

Head on over for more free samples on the explicit free tour, or watch the full movies here.

Enjoy this kinky shit!

All models are over 18.

This girl is naked outdoors and smoking while she spreads her cunt to piss

TeeCee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:00:29 +0000

I wish she’d piss on my face. Seriously, guys and gals, why doesn’t everyone love the hot wet filth that is pissing porn? It’s one of those crazy fetishes that you either love or hate, and I just can’t understand this. How is it considered by some to be so disgusting when it’s so fucking lovely? Bodily waste? Yeah, so what? I know that pee is a waste product but that doesn’t mean that I get any thrills from shitting.

Watersports movies make my willy twitch and grow, and my cum rise and flow. What the fuck? Why did that last sentence rhyme?

Pee Hunters is a favourite pissing porn site of mine, with the focus on spread pussies spraying urine, and a touch of voyeurism thrown in for good measure. I’m not entirely sure that all of the voyeur based golden showers movies you’ll see here, and there are a lot, are real, and frankly I couldn’t give a rat’s ass. The important thing is that the action is perfect for my stroking needs.

Log in, pick a movie from hours and hours of them, and start wanking as you watch horny babes spread their cunts to splash and spray their pee everywhere. A lot of these pee movies are filmed outside, so if you like seeing babes naked in the great outdoors, and especially if you like seeing babes pissing while naked in the great outdoors, then Pee Hunters is a site that you need to join.

Enjoy the free sample clips, and if you need more then you can watch the full movies here.

Happy piss-spying!

All models are over 18.

Keep her tied and fuck the shit out of her

TeeCee — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:00:27 +0000

No, no, no! Surely it’s wrong to call a woman a slut! Nah, fuck that! This is extreme porn, so you can stick the niceness up your ass.

Sluts On A Leash is what this one is called, and as the title suggests, we’re looking at some hardcore bondage-type sex here. It’s not full-on bondage, but all of these dirty girls get their bodies used while stuck on the end of a chain, or a rope, or whatever leash the twisted fuckers decide to use. Make no mistake, this is hard-hardcore. Facefucking, ass slamming, pussy pounding nasty sex, and it’s great to watch, especially with the leash angle thrown in.

For all you twats that think that if a guy sees bad shit in porn he’ll want to act out his fantasy in real life – here is where your theory goes up in smoke! See, I don’t want to brutalise my wife after watching this wild porn. I do want to tie up Mrs Twisted Cunt, but not for sex. Oh fucking no! I’d prefer to throw soft and harmless objects at her while she shouts obscenities at me. Just for fun. See, porn doesn’t corrupt. Not always, anyway.

Back to the crazy sex then! Sluts On A Leash is great. The movies are long and varied, and mostly great quality too. Seeing these horny babes helplessly plundered by stiff dicks is a real turn-on, and I have no hesitation in recommending this site to anyone who likes their smut a bit bizarre and very extreme.

Go get some more right now at Sluts On A Leash.

It’s fun, in a nicely depraved and seriosly kinky way.

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.