Funny name, Chubby Go Bad. Not the best English out there, but it does work on some level, I think. Maybe it’s telling a “chubby”, to “go bad”, or something. However, when the fat sex movies are as dirty and horny as these, who gives a fuck about the name, right? Of course I’m right. Chubby Go Bad is a new BBW sex site that seems to put the emphasis on sexy plump hotties, rather than huge obese babes, doing the nasties with, well, whoever they want to. From what I’ve seen so far, the site is packed full of hours of plumper porn videos already, and with the frequent updates there’ll be plenty for you to enjoy straight away, and for a long, long time in the future.

In these free sample movies, we get to watch a pretty plump thing, just pleasantly plump; pleasingly plump, enjoying the horny attention of a guy with a raging hard-on for a nice bit of soft rotund woman. A bit like you and me, I suppose. I think that if you’ve read this far then that must surely mean that you are a fan of larger ladies, like myself. I fucking love bigger chicks, and I consider myself a tiny weeny bit unfortunate that Mrs Twisted Cunt has an over-the-top passion for being thin - dangerously thin, actually. I love my woman, but sometimes I just have to stroke my dick to some chubby porn movies. I can’t help myself, and nor do I wish to.

Enjoy these free BBW porn movie samples, and if you want more of this type of filthy chubby sex then simply click here!

All models are over 18.

Time for a quick update from Ebony Ass Porno, the extreme black butt porn site that I enjoyed so much a few weeks ago. Okay, I’ll admit it - the only reason I’m talking about this place again is so that I have a reason to head back over there and stroke my stiff prick to the awesome ebony  sex movies.

Hundreds of sexy black babes, with some of the best full asses ever, in hardcore suck and fuck action that will get your dick stiff in minutes and your cum spurting very soon after! Anyone who is a fan of hot black sex needs to join Ebony Ass Porno, and particularly those of you twisted cunts who like watching a good sixed butt on show. I love big round asses, and I have a genuine fetish for ebony pussy, so this site is perfect for me. I expect to jerk off a lot over there for years to come.

Your membership at Ebony Ass Porno also gives you free bonus access to a whole network of other wild porn sites. Last time I looked it was around 80 sites for free. Yes, totally free, to go nicely with some of the best ebony porn movies I’ve ever seen.
Fucking wonderful.

Click here for a 3 day trial pass at Ebony Ass Porno!

All models are over 18.

Oh my! Dream Kelly has just set a new record for me! From click to cum - all in the space of a few minutes. Actually, I don’t know if it’s really a record, I don’t really measure these things, but when you watch these free sample movies of Dream Kelly in action you’ll understand why I shot my cream so fucking fast. You’ll also understand the need to see much more of this cute babe.

Dream Kelly is simply stunning, and to see her working her titties and pussy while looking deep into your eyes is something truly breathtaking!

I’m not going to tell you to go and see more of Dream Kelly, your cock will be doing the talking as soon as you watch those free sample clips!

Happy jerking!

All models are over 18.

See that? Can you fucking see that? She takes a fat dick up her ass and then in her mouth. That means it’s ass to mouth porn! Awesome hardcore dirty fucking ass to mouth movies! Now that’s fucking kinky!

As you can tell, these sample A2M movies have got me slightly excited here at Twisted Cunt Towers. (What? What? Fucking towers? You stupid twat!)

I’m a great believer in dirty women ruling the world. I don’t mean unclean, of course, I mean women who like a nice bit of kinky sex and aren’t afraid of trying new twisted things. Just like ass to mouth.

My woman used to love ass sex, but seeing as she never even goes near my dick anymore, the thought of her trying ass to mouth is, well, let’s see, not really worth thinking about. It’ll never happen. At the moment I’m struggling to even get the “mouth” part of ass to mouth going on, but that’s another story.

So, getting back on track here… Ass to mouth porn is great, and with a nice little trial pass lined up for you at ATM Freaks, and a load of other porn sites totally free, this is one filthy porn site not to be missed!

Click here for instant access!

All models are over 18.

Here they go again, taking two horny porn-types and mixing them up in a bucket of hot sex! This time we have lovely round butts mixed with sultry ebony cock-lovers at a great porn site called Ebony Ass Porno.

Seeing ass after ass in action is simply divine! Seeing ebony ass after ebony ass in action is even fucking better! All those juicy black bottoms bouncing around, and we get to watch as cocks plunder every hole.

It’s not all about anal sex here, by the way, but there is plenty of ass fucking to be found.
Great stuff.

Ebony Ass Porno is offering a great three day trial pass and loads of awesome free bonus sites with their full membership.

If that isn’t enough for you, and bear in mind that those porn sites are all stand-alone hardcore full-on sex sites, then I have no idea what is. Something more bizarre, perhaps?

Click here for a free preview of Ebony Ass Porno.

All models are over 18.

It always strikes me as funny when a girl thinks her ass is too big. I mean, unless she’s obese and that ass has started to take over her whole body, is there even such a thing as a too-big-butt? Ladies, let’s get something straight right now, if you have a big juicy ass like these tasty babes do, then most men find you more attractive. Nature tells us to think this way - we can’t fucking help it! Big bottom means fuckable chick, and that means that we want to put our willies inside your cunt from behind, while spreading your ample ass cheeks and enjoying the sight of seeing our dicks plundering your hole. If you’re lucky, we might even try and slip a finger into that lovely posterior while we’re slipping you a length. If we’re lucky, you might actually like it! No, it doesn’t matter what stupid television programs tell you, a good sized ass is a plus point on your sexual-appeal-meter. There’s not a lot that’s more unattractive to guys that a woman with no ass.

So, I’m very happy to be pointing you in the kinky direction of a site called Round Juicy Butts, where the focus is on the decent size of the asses, and not always plugging those tight holes with dicks. Sure, there is anal sex here, but it’s nice big bottoms that are featured here, and what a great selection of big-assed babes they have!

Enjoy!

Click here for an instant trial pass now!

All models are over 18.

There I was, thinking that Mrs Twisted Cunt and I had turned a corner and things were starting to look much better, when suddenly I’m plunged back into the no-sex-wilderness that causes me so many problems. After a couple of weeks of bits of sexual attention here and there, we’re now back to her being non-sexual unless I really push for something to happen.

In the past few weeks there have only been two sexual encounters between us. The first was when I insisted, late at night, on pulling her jeans and panties down while she was reclining on out couch late at night, and devouring her cunt and asshole until she shuddered with the pleasure of a couple of intense orgasms. The second, two nights later, was me being unable to sleep and somehow deciding to start stroking her in bed, which led to another heavy oral sex session while she was half asleep. Of course, I was the only one actually doing any licking - she just lay there enjoying the attention and rubbing her clitoris as I worked on both her holes.

I fucking love licking pussy and ass. There’s not a lot better in the world than the sight, feel, smell, and taste of a wet pussy, and there’s not much better than the taboo dirty feeling as you use your tongue to pleasure her most secret hole. Ass licking and pussy licking are fucking amazing. If I could, I’d line up most of her female friends and go from one to the next, furiously lapping at their cunts until each of them screams in ecstasy. I’m not the sort of guy who wants something back for my troubles, probably because I get so much pleasure from giving pleasure.

The problem that I’m once again faced with is the sack-of-potatoes syndrome. She just lies there, taking all the attention and giving nothing back. That’s unhealthy. One partner in a relationship is extremely giving, whilst the other is extremely selfish, and this reflects right through just about every other aspect of our relationship.

Sexually, she does next to nothing, and my brain can’t handle it. She doesn’t touch my dick. She doesn’t kiss me in exciting places. She doesn’t squeeze my ass cheek as I walk past unless she knows that it’s safe for her to do it. That means if the kids are running around and there’s no chance of any sex between us, then I might get a playful pinch on my butt. Embracing and kissing is something that I love, but she only does it if she thinks it’s “safe”.

It’s unhealthy for me to dwell on these things, but I’m a guy, and a guy needs to feel that his woman wants him. Some of her friends have confessed to pretending that they fancy their husbands, and while I don’t like the idea of that, it would be much, much better than the nothingness that exists right now. It’s a permanent rejection, and although I know in my heart that it’s not me with the problems, that won’t change the fact that my woman finds me so repulsive. So repulsive that she can’t even touch me. Can’t even take my dick in her hand. Won’t bother to even pretend that she likes being intimate with me. What a shit feeling.

All in all it’s a major fuck up, and one that I’m finding it increasingly hard to live with, hard to live with without frequently throwing bitter and sarcastic comments at her. Of course, if I raise the subject of sex with her then that ruins any chance I have of intimacy because I shouldn’t talk about it if it makes her feel bad. Catch 22, I believe. Discuss sex and I get no sex. Don’t discuss sex and I get no sex.

So where does it leave me? Where does it leave us? I’m staying optimistic that the future with my otherwise-great-gal holds a voyage of sexual rediscovery. I have to think that way or it’s all over, and I love this girl completely. The thing that she doesn’t understand is that every day that passes is another rejection of me as a man, and one of the most basic needs for a human being is to be loved. I haven’t got that. I’m not sure that she loves me, although I am completely sure that me being a really good father and dad to our four incredible children keeps me in the picture….for now.

So I’ll keep on masturbating, closing my eyes and imagining my life with a woman that is not only beautiful and sexy, but also thinks that I’m deserving of a little sexual attention now and then. I just want to be wanted.

As Twisted Cunt is a porn blog, and not a moaning-about-shit blog, I’ve decided to include some juicy amateur sex movies with this post. Amateur sex will always be one of my great fall backs when things get sexually tough for me. I get turned on by and take great comfort from knowing that there are women out there that enjoy having sex with their man.

Happy sexual times!

All models are over 18.

Yes she does, or at least I think she does, judging by these free sample movies. Asslicking movies are hot to watch purely because of the dirt-factor. Surely licking the back-passage of a man, or a woman for that matter, is just wrong! Of course it is, and that’s what makes it so fucking right to watch. 

A woman that’s prepared to shove her tongue into a guy’s butthole is wonderfully crazy, but a woman that gets off on shoving her tongue up a guy’s asshole is going to be creating erections all over the planet. Quite simply, anal licking is disgusting and fucking horny, and I cum bucket-loads every time I’m in the mood for some nasty asslicking movies.

The samples you can see here are taken from a particularly rude tongue-in-butt porn site called Tongue And Ass, and they have hours and hours of this depraved shit waiting for you.
Fucking yum.

Click here to watch full-length ASS LICKING movies now!

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

Take me to a place where all the chicks are naughty and I have to spank their cute round asses, and I’ll stay there forever. Of course, these girls will also be grateful to me for showing them the error of their ways. Perfect fantasy.

This spanking website, called Sinful Spanking, is a real treat for lovers of watching bottoms get smacked. Not only do you get hours and hours of high quality spanking movies, but you also get free bonus access to a whole network of other porn sites. Yep, I said FREE access. Nice bonus there. If you want a lovely taste of sweet stinging strokes from these spanking movies then go here for your instant 3-day trial pass and start enjoying some great quality spanking action in seconds.

Very, very nice indeed.
Man, I love seeing butts get spanked!

All models are over 18.

I should focus more on anal sex videos here at Twisted Cunt. Judging by all of the emails I get about anal porn, (and that’s exactly….none - count ‘em - fucking zero), you twisted sex lovers really enjoy plugging asses. Or watching asses get plugged.

The weird thing about anal sex is that it doesn’t seem to matter too much what’s getting shoved up that tight tunnel, as long as something is. In this case, at the marvellously filthy anal porn site called Butt Bomber, it’s cock that’s being shoved up all of those dirty holes.

Actually, I’m not sure if I should refer to the anal passage as “dirty” when it comes to porn. I have, on a few occasions, seen a cock emerge from a chick’s ass with a little bit of poop on the end of it. That’s fucking gross, but I guess you can’t complain too much if your stick gets stinky while slamming her anus, right? It’s never happened to me, and I have participated in quite a few moments of anal depravity. Yep, I’m a lucky cunt in that way, but it’s been a long, long, fucking long time since I did it. Maybe that’s why I find myself watching anal sex movies. Probably.

Watch the full butt sex movies by clicking here! Stop reading this now! Why are you still reading?

Ahhh, such fun.

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.