Yes, oh fucking yes! Mrs Twisted Cunt has promised me a blowjob tonight, and has even said she’ll take a facial cumshot, which means she might even taste some of my cum. Now that would be a fucking miracle. Those of you that have read a few of my complaints here at Twisted Cunt will know that I’ve become obsessed with finding porn where the women really want that cum in their mouth. So far there have been very few porn movies where the women are cum-hungry, so watching my wife gobbling my dick with the potential for some cum in mouth action is a huge turn on for me. Of course, she doesn’t actually want my jizz in her mouth, but it’s a start! Now all I have to do is get through the next few hours without too much stress, making sure the kids are all asleep nicely, and then we can both have a nice bath, and then…..

Bet it’s a let down. I know, I know, stay positive and all that, but with so many disappointments over the years I can’l help but think that tonight will be a, “I’m really tired, honey”, night, or a, “my head is pounding, honey”, night. We’ll see, eh? Got to try not to let my pessimism show, keep motivated and all that. Tell you what, if I end up jerking off again instead of her getting me to cum I’ll be seriously pissed. I’ve never cum in a woman’s mouth, and in fact it’s been a long, long time since somebody else even made me cum at all. A fucking long time. If I want to stroke off I’ll watch some bizarre porn or something. If I’m having sex with my wife I expect her to make me cum…at least once. Almost ten years together and I can honestly say that I don’t think she ever has. I’ve used my tongue on her clit hundreds of times to bring on some awesome shuddering orgasms, which I really, really enjoy doing, but to this day I don’t think she’s even given me a handjob.

Bitter? You fucking bet I am. Tonight could be the start of something very good for our relationship. But it probably will be a big fat failure. We’ll see, and you’ll be the second to know, after me. Okay? Excellent. I can tell you care.
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