There’s a lot to be said for granny sex videos. These filthy things, (the movies not the grannies), keep me going when things get rough in my life. The reason for that is that I’m optimistic about my future sex life. Whilst at the moment I live in a pathetic joke of a sexual relationship, I also live with the hope that once my kids have grown up Mrs Twisted Cunt will finally start being a woman again, instead of just a mother.

There’s not a lot worse for a relationship than sexual rejection on a consistant basis. It fucks you up. The trouble is women have been conditioned to offer sex as a reward for their man’s good behaviour. He treats you right? Give him some sex. He buys you things? Give him some sex. He takes you out for a romantic meal? Give him some sex. Now, I’m all for romantic meals and treating your woman like a princess, but this whole rewarding with sex thing is fucked up. It’s just a tiny step away from prostitution, and that’s a bad thing for a relationship.

Women should be free to express themselves sexually whenever they feel like it, but I guess they just don’t feel like it very often. Life is a long, hard slog, and we’re all so fucking tired! Plus, with religion still being a poisoning force in our lives, sex is still seen as wrong and disgusting, and chicks who like fucking must surely be dirty sluts. It’s fucking crazy! Stop restricting yourselves and have some fucky-wucky fun! It feels nice!

So like I said, hopefully in a few years I’ll be enjoying the sexual attention of my wife on a far more regular basis. I can’t remember the last time Mrs Twisted Cunt initiated anything sexual, and that’s bad. I wonder how many couples split up because one stops wanting sex and neither can look into the future and wait for a better time. Shame. Fucking shame.

So in the meantime I can enjoy watching grannies sucking and fucking in hardcore porn movies and keep myself going. People think that porn is a bad thing, but for some of us, the ones who have tried so fucking hard, and failed miserably to fix deep-seated problems, porn is a good thing. Without porn my family would be ripped apart. Jerking off to other people having sex is what keeps me going and enables me to raise my kids properly. Without porn, well, it’s just another broken home.

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