Mrs Twisted Cunt came back from shopping today and immediately threw a bottle of baby oil at me. I must have looked puzzled as I caught it, because she just smiled and said, “So I can give you a nice oily handjob”. Then she walked away. I didn’t ask any questions, and she hasn’t said anything about it since, but the bottle is sitting in our kitchen, doing nothing. It’s just sitting there, all lonely, frequently reminding me what’s on the menu for me at some point. The only question is when.

I’ve never had a handjob before. Never. To be honest I’m really nervous. Nervous in case I fail to stay erect, nervous in case I can’t cum, and nervous in case my penis looks even smaller than when my wife sucked my dick last time. That was freaky.

So I think that I’ll watch some handjob movies like these for a while, just to research what goes on with those cock stroking moments. Maybe I can get some tips on what type of porn-faces to pull while she’s jerking me off. Nah, I already know enough porn-faces to get by.

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