I was determined not to complain about my lack of any sort of decent sex life, but it’s now been over a week since I had any sort of sexual contact with Mrs Twisted Cunt. Nothing. Not even a wink or a sneaky knowing smile. That’s what having loads of children does for you. Priorities change, and a cunt like me gets thought of long after everything else. That’s if I’m lucky.

To only be considered after the kids is fair enough, but to be considered after that recorded episode of CSI, or whatever the fuck it’s called, is a real smack in the teeth. Then again, how about not even being considered at all, except when she wants a cup of fucking, cunting tea. Ever heard it called “cunting” tea before? See? That’s how pissed I am. Even a cup of tea has become a cunting thing. That’s some serious anger right there.

I have noticed in recent years that the more angry I get the more sex I seem to have. I’m not sure why, but it might have something to do with being enough of a cunt to actually demand some pussy, and then getting some in a very steamy and heated way. Maybe, also, Mrs Twisted Cunt likes me asserting myself more than normal. Basic human nature and all that. Man = angry. Woman = compliant. Or something. What?

So can you guess what I’m poised to do right now? Jerk off? Yes.
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