If Mrs Twisted Cunt ever goes to watch full-nude male strippers at a Stagette party/hen night/whatever the fuck it’s called, then I’ll need to fully brief her on what to expect, and what not to do. If any movie footage of her with a muscular stripper’s cock between her lips ever appears on an internet porn site like Boozed Women, then she’ll be in serious trouble. That’s the jealous part of me speaking. However, in reality, the dirty twisted cunt part of me will be far too busy watching and jerking off to give her a hard time.

See, I find watching women sucking on strippers’ dicks to be very arousing, and I’d never hold anything against women who indulge in a little harmless drunken fantasy like this, even if it was my wife.
I haven’t got a sexy muscular body, and I haven’t got a cock worth showing off. Nor can I dance. So it’s easy to see why a guy that’s the opposite of me in terms of his body could provide a brief moment of sucking fun for my wife. I think.

Basically, I’m insecure and perverted, so I’m trying to justify a theoretical mini-cheating situation while getting seriously aroused by even thinking about it. Man, I’m too fucked up.

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