A long, long, fucking long, time ago I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me. She agreed. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, and she also stripped naked and then stood over me and spread her cunt ready to spray that lovely golden juice all over me. Then she couldn’t pee. It just stopped needing to come out. I was already hard and stroking, gazing up at her pussy as she pushed and pushed and strained, but…nothing. Damn shame that. Since then, nothing, because she hardly ever comes close enough to me for me to ask, but one day. One day.

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