British satellite television, with it’s reasonably large selection of adult subscription channels to pay for, and it’s endless adverts for, “The hardest material allowed on UK TV”, includes an absolute shit-load of lesbian sex. It seems that just about every woman on every show likes a bit of cunt to chew on. On the surface that’s great, but if you pay your money and get past the encryption you soon realise that you’ve been conned. I don’t mean legally conned, but definitely morally conned.

See, you expect to see stuff. You expect to see pussy licking, pussy plugging, pussy spreading, pussy pounding, pussy exploration, and fingers and toys buried inside pussies. But no. No. No! You don’t see any of that. They’re not allowed to show anything that I would consider hardcore at all. They don’t show penetration. (unless it’s a very brief and very rare slip of the camera that they’ve missed when heavily editing the interesting bits out). They don’t show cunts being spread wide. No fucking. No cocks sliding into vaginas. No oral sex. No clit rubbing unless something is covering the offending places.

On the plus side, recently we’ve started to see an erection or two, here and there, but the stiff pricks just bounce around doing nothing. As soon as a mouth, or an ass, or a vagina gets close, you don’t see that cock any more. So, no matter what you might think you’ll get, if you want hardcore porn on UK TV….forget it.

 I’ll be the first to jump up and scream in pleasure if it happens, but it doesn’t happen now, and it doesn’t look likely to happen anytime soon. British satellite television is only allowed to show softcore, and to me, that doesn’t even count as porn.

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