Put yourself in my position for a moment. Yeah, I’m going to moan about Mrs Twisted Cunt again. Don’t like it? Fuck off. I’m a normal-ish, healthy-ish, handsome-ish, ugly, fat cunt. Why the fuck does it seem like Mrs Twisted Cunt never, and I mean fucking NEVER, come near me for sex? Why? Okay, there are the odd moments when I think the world is turning in the right fucking direction, and she actually seems to want my dick in her cunt, but she never touches it! Not unless she absolutely has to, probably something to do with idle threats I make, or something. Fucking hell, it’s not difficult to keep a man happy! She doesn’t cook or clean, but she’s got a lovely body and likes anal sex, so why am I insanely sexually frustrated and starved? I should look for some old trout to fuck, but I won’t do it. See, I’m too fucking nice…and a total cunt. Fucking bitch. Seriously. Fucking bitch.

Anyway, here are some babes that appear to like cock and cum, although even if they don’t like it they still gobble and swallow.
Now I’m going to say sorry to my horrible woman before she reads this. I’m going to get a hard slapping, I reckon. Oh well.

All models are over 18.