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Vintage sex movies and these fuckers are hardcore!

TeeCee — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:00:54 +0000

I have no idea when these ancient sex movies were filmed, only that it was a long fucking time ago, and I can’t help thinking, “they shouldn’t be doing that”, so I think I must be a prudish cunt at heart. Nah. The taboo nature of vintage porn is what turns me on so much and gets my cum shooting high and far! The most shocking thing about the Retro Porn Archive is that it’s so HUGE. This place has GigaBytes of retro sex available 24/7, and it ranges from the really old shit right through to the sixties and seventies. I think I may have seen the eightees in there somewhere, but I can’t be certain. So much old porn, so little time. Fuck that, I make the time whenever I’m in the mood for some of that juicy and filthy bygone porn! It’s worth it. I love this website. I love the movies, I love the layout, and I love the simplicity. Take a free tour now for more free samples at Retro Porn Archive and if you like what you see then grab an instant pass. You’ll never run out of retro porn movies!

All models are over 18.

Back to the seventies and eighties for juicy retro porn movies!

TeeCee — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:00:44 +0000

We’re going back to the past again, but not quite as far as before. This time it’s a site called Retro Raw which takes us back to the seventies and eighties for a fat dose of explicit early sex movies. There are some amazing movies here, and there’s something very horny about watching the full porn movie versions of movies that I’d only ever seen blurred clips of. This era of adult entertainment gave me some great wanks in my late teens and early twenties, via borrowed video cassettes that had probably been watched thousands of times before. Ah, those innocent days of jerking off and pretending that the only reason we watched was for a laugh. If you want more retro sex movies then head over to Retro Raw and start watching instantly. Definitely worth a wank or eight.

How they used to fuck. Unique hardcore vintage sex movies!

TeeCee — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:35:42 +0000

Someone invents moving pictures, and some dirty, horny cunt wants to see naked ladies on screen. Then it quickly progresses to cocksucking and full sex. These fuckers got kinky real quick, as you can see from the authentic retro porn movies here. The only question I need to ask you is…..want even more? Of course you do, you’re as twisted as I am, so watch gigabytes more of this ancient smut right now over at Retro Ramming. You won’t believe what your ancestors got up to for the sake of a quick boner, although you already do believe because you can see from these free samples that they were twisted cunts. Oh yes.

Real vintage lesbian sex with old-time hairy pussies getting licked!

TeeCee — Tue, 20 May 2008 02:00:52 +0000

I’m looking very closely at….Vintage Vagina. Shit! It could of been my fucking great-grandma! Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch of the imagination, I know, but the point is there somewhere. We tend to think of porn as being a very modern thing, but alas, no! We are wrong. Since film was invented some twisted cunts have been filming sex scenes. Humans are fucked up, let’s face it, and I reckon that the driving force behind the invention of film was so some pervy twat could film his missus sucking his cock! Oh yes! Vintage lesbian sex movies then, and they’re fucking horny to watch as you can see from the free sample movies. Want more? Sure. There’s a shit load more over at Vintage Vagina that’ll keep your hand and dick quite busy for a while.

Vintage porn movies! Those old timers were as twisted as we are!

TeeCee — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:58:22 +0000

I stumbled upon a huge archive of vintage sex today. Okay, when I say ”stumbled” I actually mean “found exactly what I was looking for” so the bit about stumbling was a lie. Sorry about that.

On with the twisted sex then! This monster of a site is called Retro Porn Archive, and the old-fashioned porn they’re offering is fucking erotic to watch. I can’t imagine the taboo of performing on film back then, but these dirty cunts did it anyway, and the results are as filthy as ever!

Cocksucking, lesbians, full sex, cumshots, and more. They may not be exploring all of the kinky shit that we do these days, but we’ve had extra time to develop our twisted sides, right?

Enjoy the free movie galleries, and take a look at the free tour if you like what you see. I’m a fan – definitely.

Vintage oral sex movies to get you hard and stroking

TeeCee — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:00:42 +0000

When you first see vintage sex movies like these, it seems crazy to think that they made hardcore porn way back in the early days of filmmaking. However, when you realise, and accept, that your great grandparents were, (almost), as twisted and fucked up as we are today, it’s not really that surprising. When society says something is wrong, especially something that is as natural to humans as eating and sleeping is, then you can bet your ass that someone, somewhere will find a way of enjoying it!

As you can see from these free retro sex sample clips, they liked to participate in a nice bit of cocksucking even back then. It wasn’t just blowjobs, though! These porn pioneers did all sorts of strange and wonderfully perverse things on film for later viewing pleasure. Lesbian sex, full-on fucking, kinky sex games, costume and role play, and much, much more.

Once you start digging around at sites like Vintage Cuties you’ll find that you get turned on by the fact that these folks filmed this stuff, and also turned on by the stuff they got up too. Some of this sex will make you blush! Well, almost.

So relax, join up in seconds, and get stroking to some of the rarest sex movies you’ll ever see. It’s fun and filthy and fucking great!

Click here for more vintage porn movies!

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.