If you had told me a while ago that I’d be enjoying some girl-on-girl spanking movies I’d have called you a silly cunt. Then I would have pointed out that spanking is surely something that a guy does to a girl, or a girl does to a guy, no room for girl-on-girl fantasies when it comes to spanking movies. But I would have been wrong! A wrong cunt! Ha! Freak Spankings gives us all kinds of crazy spanking movie action in all the flavours of fantasy ass punishment that you can imagine. From the “regular” guy spanks a woman stuff through to the more bizarre bottom-whooping fetishes that exist. Not only is it a pretty decent spanking site, but there’s a nifty little trial pass waiting for you. Head on over right now to Freak Spankings for your instant and discreet trial pass, and enjoy these cherried asses! Nice!

All models are over 18.

Some guys like tits, some like asses, some like legs. I flit from body-part to body-part, but mostly I’m a cunt-man. Pussy usually beats all, although sometimes a butt does win. Only sometimes, though. The problem with being a cunt-man is that you can’t really tell anyone. It’s fine to say the other ones in public, sort of, but you can’t really say that you like vaginas, can you? Or pussies, or minge, flange, quim, snatch, slit, slot, canyon, cock-pocket, or any other cunt-words. And there’s no way you could ever say cunt, so don’t try.

On with the porn! These are free butt spanking movies taken from a nice little ass-whooping website called Red Ass Models. Enjoy them. Excellent.
All models are over 18.

It’s that time again! Yay! Time to expose some round ass cheeks and make them lovely and red, and very, very sore! I’m at Sinful Spanking today, simply because I like the large selection of spanking movies they have there, and I’m pretty sure that there’s something for everyone. Guys spanking girls, girls spanking guys, girls spanking girls, naughty schoolgirls getting their butts lashed by angry teachers. Every kind of fantasy spanking scenario you can think of. Very nice indeed for a cunt like me! If you haven’t joined yet then seriously consider the three day trial pass, and I’m also going to mention that full members get access to something like SEVENTY other extreme porn sites totally free. Every flavour of wild sex you can imagine with your instant spanking pass. All access is 100% discreet too. Take the free tour now at Sinful Spanking, and start watching those ass cheeks get slapped about. Great stuff.

All models are over 18.

You can’t blame a guy for wanting to grab hold of a nice round bottom, stroke it, rub it, feel the flesh and then lash the fucking thing with his stiff hand! No way. That’s absolute paradise! Now we all remember those crushes we used to have on girls when we were at school. Sometimes I think I used to have a fierce crush on any girl that spoke to me, and most of the ones that didn’t, too. Teen hormones racing and all that stuff makes it a crazy time for a lad at school. Now then, what we have here is a combination of hot schoolgirls, (fantasy schoolgirls), and delicious butt smacking action. It’s called Spanked Schoolgirl and it’s fucking great. I’ll be over there a lot with my penis out, ready to shoot cream at my monitor as I stroke the old fella, and I hope you’ll be sensible enough to join me! Enter here to watch now!
All models are over 18.

 Ouch. And once again – ouch! These strokes from that cane thingy look painful, and lovely! You can tell by the preview movie you see here that your Spank Pass is going to be an awesome addition to your jerkoff tools! Seeing her butt cheeks redden and wobble as she takes those stinging strokes on her ass will make you very, very randy, but the real turn on comes when you watch the full movies with your instant Spank Pass. A great group of four HUGE spanking websites all under a single pass, to give you every flavour of kinky spanking scenario you can think of, all in one place. Great value, great movies, and a truly great multi-site pass that will keep you satisfied for a long, long time!

There seems to be loads of lesbian spanking over at Freak Spankings. That’s not a bad thing, providing you want lesbian spanking movies, which I did. So I stroked off, (just once…for now), while watching a woman dressed in rubber lashing another chick’s butt cheeks with her hand. Now, I have to say, that Mrs Twisted Cunt has shown some signs that she might be partial to a bit of spanking now and then, so I think this is why I was drawn to this site. I’m not entirely sure how the lesbian thing fits in with my jerking, but it did. I’m not a lesbian, and nor is Mrs Twisted Cunt. Neither are our pets. Weird, but it worked at the time. I didn’t go searching for lesbian spanking movies but that’s what I ended up cracking one off over. Take a look here, and consider joining because you get FULL access to a whole network of freaky porn sites totally free with your pass. There’s also a great little trial pass for those of you who want to see what you’ll be getting before you join. Enjoy!

Yep, this one, called Red Ass Teens, is a great spanking site but as you’ll see from the free preview movies there’s all sorts of fondling, fucking, sucking, and even pissing going on. The dirty cunts doing the spanking seem to sense my need for twisted porn stuff along with my need to see those lovely soft round asses take their spanking punishment. Paddles, whips, canes, hands, shoes, and just about anything you can think of to whoop some juicy asses red raw. So it’s spanking movies with extras, filthy extras, and I get rock-hard just thinking about what I’ve already seen over at Red Ass Teens. 

Soft ass cheeks cherried by firm spankings! Oooh! Damn I love watching babes get their bottoms spanked. I love the way they wriggle and struggle, knowing that the stinging slaps give both pain and pleasure. The free spanking sample movies above are from a pretty fucking good spanking porn site called Spank Hut. They cover just about every fantasy spanking scenario you can imagine, including lesbian spanking, women spanking men, teacher student fantasies, and kinky fuckers who like more than a good spank. Take a look around on the free tour over at Spank Hut.

I’m from the UK, in case you didn’t know, and being a British man means you can be certain of a few things about me. For example, I spell colour with a “u”, and seeing the word, “color” without the “u” trips me up every time. Being a Brit means I’m automatically kinky, and I mean really kinky. Perverted, even. Definitely a twisted cunt.

Most British men are kinky like me, I reckon, probably because even though we’ve reached 2008 we still can’t watch anything close to hardcore sex on our televisions. There are a variety of “porn” channels over here on satellite television, but none show enough to crack one off every night. Strictly softcore for the British, so we’re all messed up on titillation.

Of course being kinky can be a good thing, especially when it comes to good old spanking! The pictures below will do the talking for me, and with seventy other porn sites totally free all you spanking fans seriously need to join Sinful Spanking. All your porn bases covered, and some of the best spanking movies you’ll ever see. You can thank me later.

I’d like to say that nothing gets my dick hard like a nasty bit of spanking porn, but I’d be talking through my arse. The truth is that I love watching babes get their asses lashed, but there are other types of twisted porn movies that I enjoy more. However, if I’m in the mood to see a nice bit of bottom-slapping punishment, then not many porn niches will get the cum spurting faster than spanking.

I think it’s a British thing, left over from decades of watching cheeky bum-smacks in naughty, titillating films. After all, for a long, long time, that was as kinky as it got on UK television. Not that it’s much better these days – even our UK adult satellite channels are tame and un-explicit compared to how most people think they should be. (I say “most people” but by that I mean ME!) The only cumshots I’ve ever seen on British television were not in an erotic sense at all. The movie 9 Songs was shown on a satellite movie channel here, and it does have  some very explicit sex scenes, (including a cumshot after a handjob), and I guess could have been erotic if it wasn’t for the simple fact….that it wasn’t! Other than that there have been one or two educational-type shows that have dared to show ejaculation. Not good for wanking over, not good at all.

Why do I ramble so much? Spanking movies, yes!

Not only are the movies at Sinful Spanking fucking excellent, but you also have the option of grabbing a discreet 3-day trial pass, and if you get a full pass you also get FREE BONUS ACCESS to over 70 other hardcore porn sites. That’s a lot of fucking smut to stroke off over, so no complaints possible.

Go here and get some now, and enjoy those red-raw, spanked ass cheeks.

Mmmmm! I love those asses!