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Twisted pissing movies with pee sprayed on faces and heads

TeeCee — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:45:10 +0000

Full length pissing porn movies are much better than short sample clips, but it seems that some folks don’t trust online porn sites. I can’t blame you really, but online sex sites have come a long, long way in terms of honesty, and treating their members really well. Wth that said, I have no hesitation in recommending Yellow Stories if you like a bit of watersports action. Me? I like my pissing movies to be a bit bizarre. I get off on strange scenarios where there’s absolutely no reason for anyone to be peeing on anyone else. (Is there ever a reason?) I also enjoy non-English language pissing movies, probably because if I can’t understand what these dirty cunts are saying then it will satisfy my need for the aforementioned bizarre-ness. I don’t like pee movies where two chicks decide they need a pee. One pisses while the other says, “Oooh”, and then the other pisses while the first says, “Oooh”, then they lick some cunt. Nah, I like weirdness in my golden showers porn movies and that’s why I love Yellow Stories. Love it. Love piss. Love pissing. Love mouth pissing best. Mmmm. I’m hard and ready to cum now, so fuck off and I’ll get stroking. Thanks. Love you! Hah!

All models are over 18.

Free pissing movies that will encourage a good erection hopefully

TeeCee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:00:34 +0000

Why, oh why, oh fucking why, is pissing sexy? Maybe “sexy” is the wrong word. Maybe “horny” is a better one. Whatever. Pissing does it for me. Possibly because it’s something that I rarely get to see in real life. One of those completely private things that fascinate and arouse. I fucking love watching pissing movies! Pee Hunters takes the watersports niche and turns it into something even better! Chicks are hunted and watched when they pee using hidden cams, supposedly. Spying on peeing women makes golden showers better in some ways. Luckily, we still get to see plenty of close ups of girls pissing everywhere, but the added voyeur-factor gives the site a nice extra kick. I’m sure that these girls aren’t always, (ever), really caught with their pants down, but the fantasy is a good one, so I’m going to keep on stroking my wang regardless. Enjoy these free watersports movies, and if you want more, which I’m sure you do, then get instant access to thousands more right here. Very wet, very wrong, very nice.

Dirty cunt spreaders spraying piss and I wish it was on me!

TeeCee — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:54:46 +0000

A long, long, fucking long, time ago I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me. She agreed. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, and she also stripped naked and then stood over me and spread her cunt ready to spray that lovely golden juice all over me. Then she couldn’t pee. It just stopped needing to come out. I was already hard and stroking, gazing up at her pussy as she pushed and pushed and strained, but…nothing. Damn shame that. Since then, nothing, because she hardly ever comes close enough to me for me to ask, but one day. One day.

Thankfully, we have sites like French Pee. Good quality dirty pissing porn movies with wet cunts splashing their hot wet jets everywhere. Very rude, very horny, and there’s loads of the good stuff. Take a look.

High quality pissing porn movies – my rod is awakened!

TeeCee — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:57:14 +0000

Now this pissing porn site is a keeper! Yellow Stories, (what a great name for a pissing website), have a great selection of high quality watersports movies for us to enjoy 24/7. As you can see from the free movie samples, these twisted cunts like to go all-out to get our juices flowing, with some of the horniest peeing action I’ve ever seen. Have fun with the free galleries below, and then take a look at this highly recommended pissing porn site. That name again? It’s called Yellow Stories. Great name.

Outdoor pissing movies! Wet & wild watersports!

TeeCee — Sat, 03 May 2008 09:48:38 +0000

Spread those juicy pussies and let the piss flow free! These hot & horny bladder-busting babes spray hot jets of pee whenever they need to – and we get to watch from afar….and up close! I like Pee Hunters. It makes me feel happy and sad at the same time. Happy because I’m a dirty cunt that loves watching women taking a leak, and sad because I could really do with a blast of urine all over my face, in my mouth, and on my cock…right now. I’ll have to settle for second best to the real thing for now, and that just might be the mighty pissing fetish site called Pee Hunters. I like it!

I’ll always love piss – it’s the kind of cunt I am.

TeeCee — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:08:45 +0000

Oh yes. Piss. Pissing. Pee. Watersports, golden showers et-fuckin-cetera!I’m a piss freak. I like getting pissed on. I love the hot wet splash and flow on my hands, my face, my cock, and most of all the taste in my mouth. Salty, warm, slightly strange, and fucking horny! With that in mind I’ve found a little treasure of a pissing website that I’m starting to stroke off to just about every night. Check out these free peeing movie galleries and enjoy, enjoy, ENJOY!

Almost forgot! The site is called Pee Pee Galore.

All sorts of twisted pissing porn movie action in these kinky watersports clips

TeeCee — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Yellow Stories is the name, and, as you might have guessed, there are loads of themed pissing porn movies to be found there.

It should be pretty obvious by now that I’m a twisted cunt, and I enjoy watching other twisted cunts do twisted things to each other. The trouble with that is that I don’t think golden showers is particularly twisted, whilst plenty of people do, but who gives a fuck, eh?

Yellow Stories makes me a happy wanker every time. I log in, having already released my tiny but rigid penis from my pants, and I find that within a couple of minutes I’m jerking furiously over some decent kinky peeing movies. I love the close-ups here, I love the quality, and I love seeing the girls enjoying giving and taking the piss. Really.

Want to see much more like those free pissing movie clips up there? Of course you do, you cheeky little fuckers! Of course you do! Click here to see much more.

Enjoy!

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TeeCee — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:00:03 +0000

Piss, Piss, and more piss. That’s what I like to see. This nasty fetish stuff is almost guaranteed to get my plonker peering skywards and my hand rubbing the old boy.

The Golden Rain is the name of the watersports fetish site that these kinky movies originate from, and it’s a good ‘un. So far I’ve watched a couple of hours of golden showers movies. Hey, that rhymed. “Hours” and “Showers”. Excellent, and pleasing. Where was I? Oh yes, a couple of hours of pissing movies watched and loads of wanking from me to satisfy my depraved lust for seeing babes doing bad things.

It’s a simple one: You like pissing? Join The Golden Rain here. You don’t like pissing? Join The Golden Rain here anyway. Hee hee.

Happy shaft-shaking!

Extreme golden showers movies that will make you want to rub yourself

TeeCee — Sat, 09 May 2009 09:00:08 +0000

I know, I know, it’s only been a few days since I last posted here about some pissing porn, but that time I featured photos, and this time it’s free pissing movies on the menu. Yip-fucking-ee!

The free pissing movies here are from the same website as my previous post here, so this shows that the site caters for photo lovers as well as movie lovers, and that’s a good thing. The Golden Rain is simply one of the horniest pissing websites out there. Great movies, great pics, and enough watersports depravity to keep you going for a long, long time.

With regular updates of golden showers action, it’s difficult to find anything to complain about. Get over there for a free tour and watch even more free sample pissing movies!

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Man, I love pissing porn!

Piss in her mouth and then spread her cunt to watch her hot flow

TeeCee — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 10:43:49 +0000

I have to be honest here, I haven’t delved too deep into the kinky pissing fetish world over at The Golden Rain. Not because this watersports porn site bad or anything, in fact, it’s actually really bloody good, but because I get stuck once something gets my attention. My cock comes out and I just have to crack one off, you know, in the moment and all that. That seems to happen a lot at The Golden Rain, which is a good thing, although one of these days I’m going to go through all of their lovely and extreme golden showers content and really have a good look around.

In the meantime I’m pretty happy having a decent wank about five minutes after I enter the site, and for a guy like me, with very little time on his hands, that’s perfect. Click here for free pissing movie samples.