I love being pissed on! I love every single part of this perverted and depraved act. From the nervous moments where her cunt hovers above my face, watching as she strains and pushes, seeing her pussy spread slightly, watching the first droplets of pee forming and falling towards my open mouth.

Then I feel the full gushing stream of hot pussy rain sprays down onto my face and I have to shut my eyes as the piss splashes into my open mouth! I can taste it’s salty warmth, feel it landing on my tongue as I greedily swallow some down, and then spit some out so that I can feel her urine flowing down my chest!

 Then she moves and aims her yellow juice down onto my swollen cock, and I feel it’s wet heat blasting onto my straining erection, making me want to stroke myself as her golden shower cascades all over me!

Yeah, I genuinely love being pissed on, and I don’t give a fuck who knows about it. I know it’s taboo and all that, but when something feels this good and harms nobody, then fuck, give me more!

There. I feel better now. Thanks for listening!

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I really like being pissed on. One time, long ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt kind-of peed on me, but the flow was blocked as she stood over me in the bath, with me waiting underneath, cock in hand, ready to take the spray on my face and dick. She just couldn’t do it. I guess it’s much the same as when I try and pee in a public toilet. If there’s a guy next to me I just can’t piss. So there was a trickle that I enjoyed, but the main flow never came, and since then, like so much of my pathetic sex life, nothing. She talks a good sex life, but it never happens. Tiredness, kids always being around, and the fact that she was raised by a fucking lunatic mother who in turn was also raised by a lunatic mother, all contribute to make a gorgeous woman with a great figure but a fucked up attitude towards sex.

Man, I really know how to pick them. My first major relationship lasted eleven years, but sex was pretty much non-existant for the last ten of them. She did manage to fuck other guys though - cunt. That woman was a screw-up.

Where am I going with this post? Oh yeah. I can’t get Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me, and I doubt I could find a women who would do it on the sly even if I was the cheating kind, so instead I get by by watching pissing movies online.

Thank fuck for porn, and seeing as here in the UK you can’t get porn on any of our hundreds of television channels, (it’s all softcore nonsense), thank fuck for online porn. Keeps me going, and I reckon there are hundreds of thousands of wankers like me out there. Without a swift sausage-shuffle every day we’d all be walking around like ticking bombs. Masturbation saves us, porn saves us. Wake up women! Piss on your men! Or just get in touch and piss on me. Oh yes.

I complain about Mrs Twisted Cunt a lot, but in reality I love her with almost all of my heart. It’s such a waste of a great bit of cunt, though! This woman could fuck for her country! On the very rare occasions over the ten years or so that we’ve been together, when she’s decided that she wants my dick, (and I can count those occasions on one fucking hand), she fucks like a sex-demon. Intense, lengthy, mind-blowingly good sex, but it doesn’t happen any more!

There are probaly a million reasons why the flame has fizzled out, but I’m long past accepting excuses. What the fuck stops her from offering five fucking minutes of her time to give me a handjob? Why the fuck can’t she just say, maybe once a week, that she wants my dick in her cunt? It’s so bloody simple to keep me happy!

On the flip side, she gets loads of affection and attention. I bend over backwards to accomodate her needs, and I even have to beg her to let me lick her pussy. Man, just last night as she kissed me goodnight I asked if I could lick her asshole while I jerked off. She said I could, because she really gets off on having her bottom licked, and also we’d had a nice day out with our children and she was feeling happy. So I spent twenty minutes or so with my tongue probing her lovely butthole. Fucking lovely. I even managed to slip my dick into her cunt for a few minutes, too, but I didn’t want to push my luck too far and quickly returned to that beautiful tongue-in-ass action. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

See? The potential is there for loads of kinky sex, and even pissing sex, on top of a great, solid and very loving relationship, but as it stands now we’re fucked up. Such a shame, but I think as our children grow up things will improve, and I’m prepared to wait as she’s a great girl. I just wish her mother had raised her right. Fucking freak.

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Apparently, these folks go out and hunt for babes taking a piss in public, or outdoors somewhere, or wherever else. I’m not really buying it, but it’s a great pissing porn site anyway. It’s called Pee Hunters, and we get to watch girls dropping their knickers and squatting and spreading their cunts as they spray their pee all over the place. I don’t really need the voyeurism aspect in there - I just love jerking off as I watch chicks pee. However, there are a few sneaky pissing voyeur movies here that looked quite genuine, so if you like this rare type of porn then it might be worth considering a full pass. For me, it’s mostly about close up pissing movies, and that’s enough to get my spunk splattering every time. Taboo, bizarre, warm and wet. Mmmm. Lovely stuff. Full access is fast and simple, and the amateur look of the site only adds to the appeal for me. Get stroking, you kinky twisted cunts!

All models are over 18.

Full length pissing porn movies are much better than short sample clips, but it seems that some folks don’t trust online porn sites. I can’t blame you really, but online sex sites have come a long, long way in terms of honesty, and treating their members really well. Wth that said, I have no hesitation in recommending Yellow Stories if you like a bit of watersports action. Me? I like my pissing movies to be a bit bizarre. I get off on strange scenarios where there’s absolutely no reason for anyone to be peeing on anyone else. (Is there ever a reason?) I also enjoy non-English language pissing movies, probably because if I can’t understand what these dirty cunts are saying then it will satisfy my need for the aforementioned bizarre-ness. I don’t like pee movies where two chicks decide they need a pee. One pisses while the other says, “Oooh”, and then the other pisses while the first says, “Oooh”, then they lick some cunt. Nah, I like weirdness in my golden showers porn movies and that’s why I love Yellow Stories. Love it. Love piss. Love pissing. Love mouth pissing best. Mmmm. I’m hard and ready to cum now, so fuck off and I’ll get stroking. Thanks. Love you! Hah!

All models are over 18.

Why, oh why, oh fucking why, is pissing sexy? Maybe “sexy” is the wrong word. Maybe “horny” is a better one. Whatever. Pissing does it for me. Possibly because it’s something that I rarely get to see in real life. One of those completely private things that fascinate and arouse. I fucking love watching pissing movies! Pee Hunters takes the watersports niche and turns it into something even better! Chicks are hunted and watched when they pee using hidden cams, supposedly. Spying on peeing women makes golden showers better in some ways. Luckily, we still get to see plenty of close ups of girls pissing everywhere, but the added voyeur-factor gives the site a nice extra kick. I’m sure that these girls aren’t always, (ever), really caught with their pants down, but the fantasy is a good one, so I’m going to keep on stroking my wang regardless. Enjoy these free watersports movies, and if you want more, which I’m sure you do, then get instant access to thousands more right here. Very wet, very wrong, very nice.

A long, long, fucking long, time ago I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me. She agreed. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, and she also stripped naked and then stood over me and spread her cunt ready to spray that lovely golden juice all over me. Then she couldn’t pee. It just stopped needing to come out. I was already hard and stroking, gazing up at her pussy as she pushed and pushed and strained, but…nothing. Damn shame that. Since then, nothing, because she hardly ever comes close enough to me for me to ask, but one day. One day.

Thankfully, we have sites like French Pee. Good quality dirty pissing porn movies with wet cunts splashing their hot wet jets everywhere. Very rude, very horny, and there’s loads of the good stuff. Take a look.

Now this pissing porn site is a keeper! Yellow Stories, (what a great name for a pissing website), have a great selection of high quality watersports movies for us to enjoy 24/7. As you can see from the free movie samples, these twisted cunts like to go all-out to get our juices flowing, with some of the horniest peeing action I’ve ever seen. Have fun with the free galleries below, and then take a look at this highly recommended pissing porn site. That name again? It’s called Yellow Stories. Great name.

Spread those juicy pussies and let the piss flow free! These hot & horny bladder-busting babes spray hot jets of pee whenever they need to - and we get to watch from afar….and up close! I like Pee Hunters. It makes me feel happy and sad at the same time. Happy because I’m a dirty cunt that loves watching women taking a leak, and sad because I could really do with a blast of urine all over my face, in my mouth, and on my cock…right now. I’ll have to settle for second best to the real thing for now, and that just might be the mighty pissing fetish site called Pee Hunters. I like it!

Oh yes. Piss. Pissing. Pee. Watersports, golden showers et-fuckin-cetera!I’m a piss freak. I like getting pissed on. I love the hot wet splash and flow on my hands, my face, my cock, and most of all the taste in my mouth. Salty, warm, slightly strange, and fucking horny! With that in mind I’ve found a little treasure of a pissing website that I’m starting to stroke off to just about every night. Check out these free peeing movie galleries and enjoy, enjoy, ENJOY!

Almost forgot! The site is called Pee Pee Galore.