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After another long and tired discussion two nights ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt has decided to brighten the prospects of some future-fucky-fun by telling me she’s aware of the problems, and that things will change. On the surface, that’s great news, but I’ve been here before and heard many, many promises like this. This time the talking involved much more of her telling me how much she loves me and would hate to lose me, and as usual I’m still stuck here feeling like it’s another stalling tactic.

I know how important I am in our little unit here – I’m the machine-room of our home. Mrs Twisted Cunt is not the greatest housewife on the planet – in all honesty she’s probably closer to being one of the worst in terms of housework etc, but that’s already changing. Now, if she could just finish the little jobs that she starts instead of me waiting for her to bugger off and clearing up her mess, things would be even better.

So I’m typing this after a couple of days of nothingness in terms of sexual contact, with a few definite moments of her shying away from any possible contact, sexual contact that is. For example, Friday night was a “Tonight you get a nice blowjob” night. Excitement for a few hours and then….nothing. Tiredness, no enthusiasm, and a rather obvious sense of reluctance resonating from her, maybe because she might actually have to do something. What a lovely way to get the sexual ball rolling. For me, anything less than a willing sexual partner is horrible sex, so that’s an instant turn-off.

It isn’t my wife in that pic you can see there, by the way, but it is a dirty webcam babe playing with her pussy. You can see hundreds more webcam amateurs like her by clicking here. Just wanted to drop in some porn-type stuff, you know. Try and make it relevant and all that. 

I’m deeply entrenched in feeling repulsive, and I have no idea how to break out of it. After over eight years of being rejected sexually by a woman that supposedly loves you it’s difficult not to feel like this. So, as she rightly points out, I’m analysing everything to a point of paranoia. I think it’s a deep fear of even more rejection, but I can’t shake it. What will it take to get me out of this hole? Well, a woman that wants to have sexual contact with me. I’m pretty good-looking, in pretty good shape, with no obvious flaws that will make a girl shy away, and that’s another part of the problem. If I was a total dick and a horrible cunt then it would be easier to understand and accept. I’m not, and it’s extremely annoying knowing that Mrs Twisted Cunt has all sorts of issues that she can, and does frequently, call on for an excuse not to be intimate.

Does she really love me, or am I a convenient and good-to-show-off Dad? I have no idea, but I’m hoping that this time she’ll come through. Eight years is a long time to wait for someone to deliver on promises.

Oh, it’s all about me! What a fucking ego! Nah. It’s just a tough situation to be in. I’m not leaving her or my children, and I desperately want to believe that Mrs Twisted Cunt does love me the way she tells me she does. Sexual frustration is just a bastard of a thing to deal with. No wonder all those religious folks who abstain from sexual pleasure are wound up so fucking tight.

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In the past few weeks there have only been two sexual encounters between us. The first was when I insisted, late at night, on pulling her jeans and panties down while she was reclining on out couch late at night, and devouring her cunt and asshole until she shuddered with the pleasure of a couple of intense orgasms. The second, two nights later, was me being unable to sleep and somehow deciding to start stroking her in bed, which led to another heavy oral sex session while she was half asleep. Of course, I was the only one actually doing any licking – she just lay there enjoying the attention and rubbing her clitoris as I worked on both her holes.

I fucking love licking pussy and ass. There’s not a lot better in the world than the sight, feel, smell, and taste of a wet pussy, and there’s not much better than the taboo dirty feeling as you use your tongue to pleasure her most secret hole. Ass licking and pussy licking are fucking amazing. If I could, I’d line up most of her female friends and go from one to the next, furiously lapping at their cunts until each of them screams in ecstasy. I’m not the sort of guy who wants something back for my troubles, probably because I get so much pleasure from giving pleasure.

The problem that I’m once again faced with is the sack-of-potatoes syndrome. She just lies there, taking all the attention and giving nothing back. That’s unhealthy. One partner in a relationship is extremely giving, whilst the other is extremely selfish, and this reflects right through just about every other aspect of our relationship.

Sexually, she does next to nothing, and my brain can’t handle it. She doesn’t touch my dick. She doesn’t kiss me in exciting places. She doesn’t squeeze my ass cheek as I walk past unless she knows that it’s safe for her to do it. That means if the kids are running around and there’s no chance of any sex between us, then I might get a playful pinch on my butt. Embracing and kissing is something that I love, but she only does it if she thinks it’s “safe”.

It’s unhealthy for me to dwell on these things, but I’m a guy, and a guy needs to feel that his woman wants him. Some of her friends have confessed to pretending that they fancy their husbands, and while I don’t like the idea of that, it would be much, much better than the nothingness that exists right now. It’s a permanent rejection, and although I know in my heart that it’s not me with the problems, that won’t change the fact that my woman finds me so repulsive. So repulsive that she can’t even touch me. Can’t even take my dick in her hand. Won’t bother to even pretend that she likes being intimate with me. What a shit feeling.

All in all it’s a major fuck up, and one that I’m finding it increasingly hard to live with, hard to live with without frequently throwing bitter and sarcastic comments at her. Of course, if I raise the subject of sex with her then that ruins any chance I have of intimacy because I shouldn’t talk about it if it makes her feel bad. Catch 22, I believe. Discuss sex and I get no sex. Don’t discuss sex and I get no sex.

So where does it leave me? Where does it leave us? I’m staying optimistic that the future with my otherwise-great-gal holds a voyage of sexual rediscovery. I have to think that way or it’s all over, and I love this girl completely. The thing that she doesn’t understand is that every day that passes is another rejection of me as a man, and one of the most basic needs for a human being is to be loved. I haven’t got that. I’m not sure that she loves me, although I am completely sure that me being a really good father and dad to our four incredible children keeps me in the picture….for now.

So I’ll keep on masturbating, closing my eyes and imagining my life with a woman that is not only beautiful and sexy, but also thinks that I’m deserving of a little sexual attention now and then. I just want to be wanted.

As Twisted Cunt is a porn blog, and not a moaning-about-shit blog, I’ve decided to include some juicy amateur sex movies with this post. Amateur sex will always be one of my great fall backs when things get sexually tough for me. I get turned on by and take great comfort from knowing that there are women out there that enjoy having sex with their man.

Happy sexual times!

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Of course, there may be more types of sex, but these are the only ones I can think of at the moment. The point of all that was to state that although I say we “made love”, it was more of a cross between “Making Love”, and, “Sleepy Passion”.

It started as sleepy urgency, and became lovely lovemaking, finishing with me shooting my cum deep inside her as she shuddered to a huge climax. Mrs Twisted Cunt cums hard every time I unload my cream inside her. It’s like her body knows that baby-making-juice is on it’s way and nature decides that this is a very fucking good thing indeed. Now I have worries about pregnancy, which is stupid because what the fuck did I expect to happen? Asshole. Still, it was a great orgasm, and the memory will stay with me for at least two days. Maybe.

What if we’re pregnant? Oops! We have four kids already, and whilst I wouldn’t mind another child, it would be a huge inconvenience. I’m approaching forty years old now, and I’ve been bringing up children all my adult life. I think I need to stop raising kids at some point, because if I’m honest I’m a ghost of the man that I could be, and it’s not fair to bring another child into the world without being able to give it the attention, love, and time that it deserves. Still, I’ll do it if I have to, although I’ll probably have some sort of breakdown.

Moral of the story: Think before you fuck, even if you’re half asleep and you’re dick is most definitely in charge.

How about some porn then?

Well, in the spirit of thinking about my wife and I being very much amateurs, I’ve decided to show off one of my favourite amateur sex websites. It’s huge, and horny, and the quality of the movies is among the best I’ve ever seen. Take a free look here, and enjoy the dirtiest amateur porn on the net!

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There’s not a lot worse for a relationship than sexual rejection on a consistant basis. It fucks you up. The trouble is women have been conditioned to offer sex as a reward for their man’s good behaviour. He treats you right? Give him some sex. He buys you things? Give him some sex. He takes you out for a romantic meal? Give him some sex. Now, I’m all for romantic meals and treating your woman like a princess, but this whole rewarding with sex thing is fucked up. It’s just a tiny step away from prostitution, and that’s a bad thing for a relationship.

Women should be free to express themselves sexually whenever they feel like it, but I guess they just don’t feel like it very often. Life is a long, hard slog, and we’re all so fucking tired! Plus, with religion still being a poisoning force in our lives, sex is still seen as wrong and disgusting, and chicks who like fucking must surely be dirty sluts. It’s fucking crazy! Stop restricting yourselves and have some fucky-wucky fun! It feels nice!

So like I said, hopefully in a few years I’ll be enjoying the sexual attention of my wife on a far more regular basis. I can’t remember the last time Mrs Twisted Cunt initiated anything sexual, and that’s bad. I wonder how many couples split up because one stops wanting sex and neither can look into the future and wait for a better time. Shame. Fucking shame.

So in the meantime I can enjoy watching grannies sucking and fucking in hardcore porn movies and keep myself going. People think that porn is a bad thing, but for some of us, the ones who have tried so fucking hard, and failed miserably to fix deep-seated problems, porn is a good thing. Without porn my family would be ripped apart. Jerking off to other people having sex is what keeps me going and enables me to raise my kids properly. Without porn, well, it’s just another broken home.

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To only be considered after the kids is fair enough, but to be considered after that recorded episode of CSI, or whatever the fuck it’s called, is a real smack in the teeth. Then again, how about not even being considered at all, except when she wants a cup of fucking, cunting tea. Ever heard it called “cunting” tea before? See? That’s how pissed I am. Even a cup of tea has become a cunting thing. That’s some serious anger right there.

I have noticed in recent years that the more angry I get the more sex I seem to have. I’m not sure why, but it might have something to do with being enough of a cunt to actually demand some pussy, and then getting some in a very steamy and heated way. Maybe, also, Mrs Twisted Cunt likes me asserting myself more than normal. Basic human nature and all that. Man = angry. Woman = compliant. Or something. What?

So can you guess what I’m poised to do right now? Jerk off? Yes.
I’m going to jerk off because I need that release. I’m looking for something hard and dirty today, so it’s going to be a nice bit of group sex action over at Banged By A Gang. I’ve used this site once or twice before, and always found some decent gang bang porn movies to stroke over. As you can see i’ve included some nice and nasty free sample movies if you’re interested.

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I’ve never had a handjob before. Never. To be honest I’m really nervous. Nervous in case I fail to stay erect, nervous in case I can’t cum, and nervous in case my penis looks even smaller than when my wife sucked my dick last time. That was freaky.

So I think that I’ll watch some handjob movies like these for a while, just to research what goes on with those cock stroking moments. Maybe I can get some tips on what type of porn-faces to pull while she’s jerking me off. Nah, I already know enough porn-faces to get by.

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All models are over 18.

All models over 18.

 Still, when a sex-starved cunt like me watches other people fucking, I can’t help myself from wishing that I had a wife that liked me sexually. Of course, I’m totally aware that the stresses and strains of living, especially with wonderfully active children, take their toll on almost every couple. Trying to find the energy to do something like fuck is seriously difficult. A guy can whoop out the old boy and fuck at will, (almost), but women need to get into the mood. That means you have to buy her affection, guys, just like a whore but without the scorn. Hey, I’m just shitting you, sort of.

Treat your woman nice and allow for her tiredness and hard work and you’ll either have sex now and then, or she’ll never go near you. Sex becomes a chore until you either split up, or the kids leave home. Understand that it’s nobody’s fault and you have a decent basis for a long lasting relationship full of kinky sex. Maybe. Not that I’m in a position to offer many tips on a better sex life. I find myself wallowing in self pity every time I think of sex, and I’m also travelling unwillingly down a dangerous road where I can’t get properly turned on unless I’m positive that Mrs Twisted Cunt wants me. Seeing as I’m convinced that she doesn’t want me we’re left in fuckupland.

Thankfully, there’s amateur sex to help out with the tension that builds up when I need to cum, and Homemade Vids is a very, very good starting place, and finishing place. You want real amateur fucking? Go get some!

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In case you don’t know, last night I posted here that Mrs Twisted Cunt had told me that she’d suck my dick that evening. All went well for the next few hours, and then the moment was upon us – we were sat next to each other on our sofa wearing just towels and feeling fresh after hot baths. Lovely. Except that it wasn’t. After ten years together we should be comfortable like that, but we were both very awkward and nervous. Weird.

After a few minutes of kissing, she reached for my cock and started sucking the old boy. It felt fucking lovely. With some nice handwork in between long lingering bouts of slick tongue action, it was going great. But then the psycho-shit that I’m cursed with started kicking in and it all started to go wrong.

Firstly, my cock suddenly looked very fucking small in her hand. Puzzling. Normally my dick looks tiny, because it is tiny, (well, sort of), but this was worse than normal. I’m already insecure about my undersized manhood so that was a cunting thing to happen. I would have got over that one but then I became aware that it was taking too long, and Mrs Twisted Cunt has complained that one of the reasons she doesn’t suck my dick is because it takes ages. Once I started to clock-watch the blowjob was fucked. It was feeling nice, sure, but I wasn’t getting any of those lovely twinges of pleasure that signal something good is going to happen.

So I decided to jerk off instead, while my wife stuck her ass in my face for a good licking, and before long my cum was ready to blow, and as I gasped that it was about to happen, my wife stuck her face down towards my throbbing member just in time to get some on her face – I think. See, my tongue was buried in her asshole so I have no idea where the cum went, but I’ll take her word for it that she took a bit of a facial and even tasted a bit of my jizz.

So, almost successful, but a failure in what was supposed to happen. Nothing is ever easy. We’re both twisted cunts, and we always manage to complicate the simple stuff.

This whole cocksucking thing is a huge problem for me. All I want is for my wife to want me sexually. She doesn’t have to swallow my cum, or even take any in her mouth. I’d just like to know that what is happening is happening because she wants it, and not because I do. Reluctant sex is, (usually), very bad sex, and unless I’m convinced that she wants to do something I’ll never feel happy that she’s sucking my dick. Her being scared of my spunk means I’ll always be wary. That means I’m not relaxed and I feel like I’m forcing her to do it. No. Just no.

It might sound like I’m pushing her into this stuff, but I’m not. We have a very nice relationship where she has the slightly more dominant role. Also, it seems that I’m asking her to do something that she doesn’t want to do and then cursing her for not liking it, even though I knew she didn’t want to do it in the first place. (Did that make sense?) The reality is that for all my adult life I’ve been sexually rejected, and the last few years have been harder than any other part of my life. Rejection is a cunt! I just want to be wanted by the woman who says she loves me.

I need a sex therapist. We need a sex therapist.

Or some more porn. Like these chubby babes getting fucked.

All models are over 18.

Bet it’s a let down. I know, I know, stay positive and all that, but with so many disappointments over the years I can’l help but think that tonight will be a, “I’m really tired, honey”, night, or a, “my head is pounding, honey”, night. We’ll see, eh? Got to try not to let my pessimism show, keep motivated and all that. Tell you what, if I end up jerking off again instead of her getting me to cum I’ll be seriously pissed. I’ve never cum in a woman’s mouth, and in fact it’s been a long, long time since somebody else even made me cum at all. A fucking long time. If I want to stroke off I’ll watch some bizarre porn or something. If I’m having sex with my wife I expect her to make me cum…at least once. Almost ten years together and I can honestly say that I don’t think she ever has. I’ve used my tongue on her clit hundreds of times to bring on some awesome shuddering orgasms, which I really, really enjoy doing, but to this day I don’t think she’s even given me a handjob.

Bitter? You fucking bet I am. Tonight could be the start of something very good for our relationship. But it probably will be a big fat failure. We’ll see, and you’ll be the second to know, after me. Okay? Excellent. I can tell you care.
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Where am I going with this post? Oh yeah. I can’t get Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me, and I doubt I could find a women who would do it on the sly even if I was the cheating kind, so instead I get by by watching pissing movies online.

Thank fuck for porn, and seeing as here in the UK you can’t get porn on any of our hundreds of television channels, (it’s all softcore nonsense), thank fuck for online porn. Keeps me going, and I reckon there are hundreds of thousands of wankers like me out there. Without a swift sausage-shuffle every day we’d all be walking around like ticking bombs. Masturbation saves us, porn saves us. Wake up women! Piss on your men! Or just get in touch and piss on me. Oh yes.

I complain about Mrs Twisted Cunt a lot, but in reality I love her with almost all of my heart. It’s such a waste of a great bit of cunt, though! This woman could fuck for her country! On the very rare occasions over the ten years or so that we’ve been together, when she’s decided that she wants my dick, (and I can count those occasions on one fucking hand), she fucks like a sex-demon. Intense, lengthy, mind-blowingly good sex, but it doesn’t happen any more!

There are probaly a million reasons why the flame has fizzled out, but I’m long past accepting excuses. What the fuck stops her from offering five fucking minutes of her time to give me a handjob? Why the fuck can’t she just say, maybe once a week, that she wants my dick in her cunt? It’s so bloody simple to keep me happy!

On the flip side, she gets loads of affection and attention. I bend over backwards to accomodate her needs, and I even have to beg her to let me lick her pussy. Man, just last night as she kissed me goodnight I asked if I could lick her asshole while I jerked off. She said I could, because she really gets off on having her bottom licked, and also we’d had a nice day out with our children and she was feeling happy. So I spent twenty minutes or so with my tongue probing her lovely butthole. Fucking lovely. I even managed to slip my dick into her cunt for a few minutes, too, but I didn’t want to push my luck too far and quickly returned to that beautiful tongue-in-ass action. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

See? The potential is there for loads of kinky sex, and even pissing sex, on top of a great, solid and very loving relationship, but as it stands now we’re fucked up. Such a shame, but I think as our children grow up things will improve, and I’m prepared to wait as she’s a great girl. I just wish her mother had raised her right. Fucking freak.

All models are over 18.

Anyway, here are some babes that appear to like cock and cum, although even if they don’t like it they still gobble and swallow.
Now I’m going to say sorry to my horrible woman before she reads this. I’m going to get a hard slapping, I reckon. Oh well.

All models are over 18.

All models are over 18.