I know, I know. This is a porn blog, and therefore I shouldn’t be complaining about the lack of sex in my life. However, I need an outlet for my frustration, and this is about the only place where I can gripe about shit, so I will. Plus, I read somewhere that personal posts are good for a blog.

So……

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After another long and tired discussion two nights ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt has decided to brighten the prospects of some future-fucky-fun by telling me she’s aware of the problems, and that things will change. On the surface, that’s great news, but I’ve been here before and heard many, many promises like this. This time the talking involved much more of her telling me how much she loves me and would hate to lose me, and as usual I’m still stuck here feeling like it’s another stalling tactic.

I know how important I am in our little unit here – I’m the machine-room of our home. Mrs Twisted Cunt is not the greatest housewife on the planet – in all honesty she’s probably closer to being one of the worst in terms of housework etc, but that’s already changing. Now, if she could just finish the little jobs that she starts instead of me waiting for her to bugger off and clearing up her mess, things would be even better.

So I’m typing this after a couple of days of nothingness in terms of sexual contact, with a few definite moments of her shying away from any possible contact, sexual contact that is. For example, Friday night was a “Tonight you get a nice blowjob” night. Excitement for a few hours and then….nothing. Tiredness, no enthusiasm, and a rather obvious sense of reluctance resonating from her, maybe because she might actually have to do something. What a lovely way to get the sexual ball rolling. For me, anything less than a willing sexual partner is horrible sex, so that’s an instant turn-off.

It isn’t my wife in that pic you can see there, by the way, but it is a dirty webcam babe playing with her pussy. You can see hundreds more webcam amateurs like her by clicking here. Just wanted to drop in some porn-type stuff, you know. Try and make it relevant and all that. 

I’m deeply entrenched in feeling repulsive, and I have no idea how to break out of it. After over eight years of being rejected sexually by a woman that supposedly loves you it’s difficult not to feel like this. So, as she rightly points out, I’m analysing everything to a point of paranoia. I think it’s a deep fear of even more rejection, but I can’t shake it. What will it take to get me out of this hole? Well, a woman that wants to have sexual contact with me. I’m pretty good-looking, in pretty good shape, with no obvious flaws that will make a girl shy away, and that’s another part of the problem. If I was a total dick and a horrible cunt then it would be easier to understand and accept. I’m not, and it’s extremely annoying knowing that Mrs Twisted Cunt has all sorts of issues that she can, and does frequently, call on for an excuse not to be intimate.

Does she really love me, or am I a convenient and good-to-show-off Dad? I have no idea, but I’m hoping that this time she’ll come through. Eight years is a long time to wait for someone to deliver on promises.

Oh, it’s all about me! What a fucking ego! Nah. It’s just a tough situation to be in. I’m not leaving her or my children, and I desperately want to believe that Mrs Twisted Cunt does love me the way she tells me she does. Sexual frustration is just a bastard of a thing to deal with. No wonder all those religious folks who abstain from sexual pleasure are wound up so fucking tight.

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There I was, thinking that Mrs Twisted Cunt and I had turned a corner and things were starting to look much better, when suddenly I’m plunged back into the no-sex-wilderness that causes me so many problems. After a couple of weeks of bits of sexual attention here and there, we’re now back to her being non-sexual unless I really push for something to happen.

In the past few weeks there have only been two sexual encounters between us. The first was when I insisted, late at night, on pulling her jeans and panties down while she was reclining on out couch late at night, and devouring her cunt and asshole until she shuddered with the pleasure of a couple of intense orgasms. The second, two nights later, was me being unable to sleep and somehow deciding to start stroking her in bed, which led to another heavy oral sex session while she was half asleep. Of course, I was the only one actually doing any licking – she just lay there enjoying the attention and rubbing her clitoris as I worked on both her holes.

I fucking love licking pussy and ass. There’s not a lot better in the world than the sight, feel, smell, and taste of a wet pussy, and there’s not much better than the taboo dirty feeling as you use your tongue to pleasure her most secret hole. Ass licking and pussy licking are fucking amazing. If I could, I’d line up most of her female friends and go from one to the next, furiously lapping at their cunts until each of them screams in ecstasy. I’m not the sort of guy who wants something back for my troubles, probably because I get so much pleasure from giving pleasure.

The problem that I’m once again faced with is the sack-of-potatoes syndrome. She just lies there, taking all the attention and giving nothing back. That’s unhealthy. One partner in a relationship is extremely giving, whilst the other is extremely selfish, and this reflects right through just about every other aspect of our relationship.

Sexually, she does next to nothing, and my brain can’t handle it. She doesn’t touch my dick. She doesn’t kiss me in exciting places. She doesn’t squeeze my ass cheek as I walk past unless she knows that it’s safe for her to do it. That means if the kids are running around and there’s no chance of any sex between us, then I might get a playful pinch on my butt. Embracing and kissing is something that I love, but she only does it if she thinks it’s “safe”.

It’s unhealthy for me to dwell on these things, but I’m a guy, and a guy needs to feel that his woman wants him. Some of her friends have confessed to pretending that they fancy their husbands, and while I don’t like the idea of that, it would be much, much better than the nothingness that exists right now. It’s a permanent rejection, and although I know in my heart that it’s not me with the problems, that won’t change the fact that my woman finds me so repulsive. So repulsive that she can’t even touch me. Can’t even take my dick in her hand. Won’t bother to even pretend that she likes being intimate with me. What a shit feeling.

All in all it’s a major fuck up, and one that I’m finding it increasingly hard to live with, hard to live with without frequently throwing bitter and sarcastic comments at her. Of course, if I raise the subject of sex with her then that ruins any chance I have of intimacy because I shouldn’t talk about it if it makes her feel bad. Catch 22, I believe. Discuss sex and I get no sex. Don’t discuss sex and I get no sex.

So where does it leave me? Where does it leave us? I’m staying optimistic that the future with my otherwise-great-gal holds a voyage of sexual rediscovery. I have to think that way or it’s all over, and I love this girl completely. The thing that she doesn’t understand is that every day that passes is another rejection of me as a man, and one of the most basic needs for a human being is to be loved. I haven’t got that. I’m not sure that she loves me, although I am completely sure that me being a really good father and dad to our four incredible children keeps me in the picture….for now.

So I’ll keep on masturbating, closing my eyes and imagining my life with a woman that is not only beautiful and sexy, but also thinks that I’m deserving of a little sexual attention now and then. I just want to be wanted.

As Twisted Cunt is a porn blog, and not a moaning-about-shit blog, I’ve decided to include some juicy amateur sex movies with this post. Amateur sex will always be one of my great fall backs when things get sexually tough for me. I get turned on by and take great comfort from knowing that there are women out there that enjoy having sex with their man.

Happy sexual times!

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Yes, I “made love” to my wife this morning. Actually, when I say “made love” I’m not telling the full truth. See, as everyone knows, there are many different types of sex you can have, for example:
Making love: The passionate, face to face, lingering, not-too-kinky sex between couples who really love each other.
A quick shag: Can happen anywhere, and anytime, but must be heated and urgent and exists only to make one or both of you cum fast. 
A naughty romp: Sometimes pre-arranged, and sometimes in the heat of the moment. Usually takes place somewhere where you wouldn’t normally have sex. Kitchen, train, garden, park, elevator, etc.
A random encounter: You met someone and wanted to fuck them, so you did! Back at your place, or at hers, or in the back of the taxi on the way home from a club. Maybe on the beach or in a secluded woodland. Anywhere, anytime, with whoever took your fancy.
Sleepy passion: It’s first thing in the morning and although your breath stinks and your eyes are full of gunk, you’re dick wants some pussy. Still mostly asleep, somehow your penis guides you across the bed and locates that not-quite-ready-for-action vagina. Whether she’s awake or not, she’s getting fucked or you’ll be grumpy for the rest of the day.
A good hard fuck: This is the porno-sex. The sex with all those nasty grunting noises. The only sex where you really use the dirty talk. You know – the only time that you’re allowed to call her a, “dirty little cunt“, and she agrees and likes it. It’s the sex with the dripping sweat, the sloppy, tongue-probing, the urgent kisses, and a hell of a lot of hard pussy pounding. It’s the deep cunt fucking that leaves your man-pole sore and her cock-pocket bruised.

Of course, there may be more types of sex, but these are the only ones I can think of at the moment. The point of all that was to state that although I say we “made love”, it was more of a cross between “Making Love”, and, “Sleepy Passion”.

It started as sleepy urgency, and became lovely lovemaking, finishing with me shooting my cum deep inside her as she shuddered to a huge climax. Mrs Twisted Cunt cums hard every time I unload my cream inside her. It’s like her body knows that baby-making-juice is on it’s way and nature decides that this is a very fucking good thing indeed. Now I have worries about pregnancy, which is stupid because what the fuck did I expect to happen? Asshole. Still, it was a great orgasm, and the memory will stay with me for at least two days. Maybe.

What if we’re pregnant? Oops! We have four kids already, and whilst I wouldn’t mind another child, it would be a huge inconvenience. I’m approaching forty years old now, and I’ve been bringing up children all my adult life. I think I need to stop raising kids at some point, because if I’m honest I’m a ghost of the man that I could be, and it’s not fair to bring another child into the world without being able to give it the attention, love, and time that it deserves. Still, I’ll do it if I have to, although I’ll probably have some sort of breakdown.

Moral of the story: Think before you fuck, even if you’re half asleep and you’re dick is most definitely in charge.

How about some porn then?

Well, in the spirit of thinking about my wife and I being very much amateurs, I’ve decided to show off one of my favourite amateur sex websites. It’s huge, and horny, and the quality of the movies is among the best I’ve ever seen. Take a free look here, and enjoy the dirtiest amateur porn on the net!

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 There’s a lot to be said for granny sex videos. These filthy things, (the movies not the grannies), keep me going when things get rough in my life. The reason for that is that I’m optimistic about my future sex life. Whilst at the moment I live in a pathetic joke of a sexual relationship, I also live with the hope that once my kids have grown up Mrs Twisted Cunt will finally start being a woman again, instead of just a mother.

There’s not a lot worse for a relationship than sexual rejection on a consistant basis. It fucks you up. The trouble is women have been conditioned to offer sex as a reward for their man’s good behaviour. He treats you right? Give him some sex. He buys you things? Give him some sex. He takes you out for a romantic meal? Give him some sex. Now, I’m all for romantic meals and treating your woman like a princess, but this whole rewarding with sex thing is fucked up. It’s just a tiny step away from prostitution, and that’s a bad thing for a relationship.

Women should be free to express themselves sexually whenever they feel like it, but I guess they just don’t feel like it very often. Life is a long, hard slog, and we’re all so fucking tired! Plus, with religion still being a poisoning force in our lives, sex is still seen as wrong and disgusting, and chicks who like fucking must surely be dirty sluts. It’s fucking crazy! Stop restricting yourselves and have some fucky-wucky fun! It feels nice!

So like I said, hopefully in a few years I’ll be enjoying the sexual attention of my wife on a far more regular basis. I can’t remember the last time Mrs Twisted Cunt initiated anything sexual, and that’s bad. I wonder how many couples split up because one stops wanting sex and neither can look into the future and wait for a better time. Shame. Fucking shame.

So in the meantime I can enjoy watching grannies sucking and fucking in hardcore porn movies and keep myself going. People think that porn is a bad thing, but for some of us, the ones who have tried so fucking hard, and failed miserably to fix deep-seated problems, porn is a good thing. Without porn my family would be ripped apart. Jerking off to other people having sex is what keeps me going and enables me to raise my kids properly. Without porn, well, it’s just another broken home.

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I was determined not to complain about my lack of any sort of decent sex life, but it’s now been over a week since I had any sort of sexual contact with Mrs Twisted Cunt. Nothing. Not even a wink or a sneaky knowing smile. That’s what having loads of children does for you. Priorities change, and a cunt like me gets thought of long after everything else. That’s if I’m lucky.

To only be considered after the kids is fair enough, but to be considered after that recorded episode of CSI, or whatever the fuck it’s called, is a real smack in the teeth. Then again, how about not even being considered at all, except when she wants a cup of fucking, cunting tea. Ever heard it called “cunting” tea before? See? That’s how pissed I am. Even a cup of tea has become a cunting thing. That’s some serious anger right there.

I have noticed in recent years that the more angry I get the more sex I seem to have. I’m not sure why, but it might have something to do with being enough of a cunt to actually demand some pussy, and then getting some in a very steamy and heated way. Maybe, also, Mrs Twisted Cunt likes me asserting myself more than normal. Basic human nature and all that. Man = angry. Woman = compliant. Or something. What?

So can you guess what I’m poised to do right now? Jerk off? Yes.
I’m going to jerk off because I need that release. I’m looking for something hard and dirty today, so it’s going to be a nice bit of group sex action over at Banged By A Gang. I’ve used this site once or twice before, and always found some decent gang bang porn movies to stroke over. As you can see i’ve included some nice and nasty free sample movies if you’re interested.

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Mrs Twisted Cunt came back from shopping today and immediately threw a bottle of baby oil at me. I must have looked puzzled as I caught it, because she just smiled and said, “So I can give you a nice oily handjob”. Then she walked away. I didn’t ask any questions, and she hasn’t said anything about it since, but the bottle is sitting in our kitchen, doing nothing. It’s just sitting there, all lonely, frequently reminding me what’s on the menu for me at some point. The only question is when.

I’ve never had a handjob before. Never. To be honest I’m really nervous. Nervous in case I fail to stay erect, nervous in case I can’t cum, and nervous in case my penis looks even smaller than when my wife sucked my dick last time. That was freaky.

So I think that I’ll watch some handjob movies like these for a while, just to research what goes on with those cock stroking moments. Maybe I can get some tips on what type of porn-faces to pull while she’s jerking me off. Nah, I already know enough porn-faces to get by.

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I am totally obsessed with licking asses. I mean getting my tongue right in there, probing that dirty hole, pushing as deep as I can while my wife squeels and squirms. I don’t think I’ve always been this way. I remember that an ex-girlfriend of mine many years ago hated me licking her shitter, but she let me do it anyway, which was a turn on. Nowadays it’s reversed. Mrs Twisted Cunt loves being licked in her most sacred hole, and always cums fast and hard when I’m lapping away down there.
I find it hard to resist a stray ass lick even when I’m trying to concentrate on her cunt, that’s how obsessed I am. Weird, but I like it. On the flip side I’m not sold on having my ass licked by women, or men for that matter. I think I’d find it a turn on if she was really getting off on doing it, but otherwise….I don’t know. It feels weird, invasive, and nice. Maybe I should ask Mrs Twisted Cunt to lick my butt more often so that I can judge. What do you think?
Yeah, she’d really go for that wouldn’t she? No. Twat.
All this talk of licking assholes has influenced my choice of jerk off material, so I’m heading on over to Nasty Asslickers to watch some filthy ass licking movies.
After all, if you’re going to have kinky thoughts you might aswell use visual stimulation to get that cum flowing.
Right?

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Sometimes I watch good quality amateur sex movies and mourn for my almost-dead sex life. Then I remember that I have hope for a much better future, especially as Mrs Twisted Cunt seems more willing to push herself into fucking me these days.

 Still, when a sex-starved cunt like me watches other people fucking, I can’t help myself from wishing that I had a wife that liked me sexually. Of course, I’m totally aware that the stresses and strains of living, especially with wonderfully active children, take their toll on almost every couple. Trying to find the energy to do something like fuck is seriously difficult. A guy can whoop out the old boy and fuck at will, (almost), but women need to get into the mood. That means you have to buy her affection, guys, just like a whore but without the scorn. Hey, I’m just shitting you, sort of.

Treat your woman nice and allow for her tiredness and hard work and you’ll either have sex now and then, or she’ll never go near you. Sex becomes a chore until you either split up, or the kids leave home. Understand that it’s nobody’s fault and you have a decent basis for a long lasting relationship full of kinky sex. Maybe. Not that I’m in a position to offer many tips on a better sex life. I find myself wallowing in self pity every time I think of sex, and I’m also travelling unwillingly down a dangerous road where I can’t get properly turned on unless I’m positive that Mrs Twisted Cunt wants me. Seeing as I’m convinced that she doesn’t want me we’re left in fuckupland.

Thankfully, there’s amateur sex to help out with the tension that builds up when I need to cum, and Homemade Vids is a very, very good starting place, and finishing place. You want real amateur fucking? Go get some!

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After all the nervous tension surrounding my wife sucking my dick last night, I’ve decided that it’s time for me to watch chubby sex movies so that I can wank myself silly. Then I can relax and tell you about the failure and success of the big event. One messy jerk off cumshot later… That’s better.

In case you don’t know, last night I posted here that Mrs Twisted Cunt had told me that she’d suck my dick that evening. All went well for the next few hours, and then the moment was upon us – we were sat next to each other on our sofa wearing just towels and feeling fresh after hot baths. Lovely. Except that it wasn’t. After ten years together we should be comfortable like that, but we were both very awkward and nervous. Weird.

After a few minutes of kissing, she reached for my cock and started sucking the old boy. It felt fucking lovely. With some nice handwork in between long lingering bouts of slick tongue action, it was going great. But then the psycho-shit that I’m cursed with started kicking in and it all started to go wrong.

Firstly, my cock suddenly looked very fucking small in her hand. Puzzling. Normally my dick looks tiny, because it is tiny, (well, sort of), but this was worse than normal. I’m already insecure about my undersized manhood so that was a cunting thing to happen. I would have got over that one but then I became aware that it was taking too long, and Mrs Twisted Cunt has complained that one of the reasons she doesn’t suck my dick is because it takes ages. Once I started to clock-watch the blowjob was fucked. It was feeling nice, sure, but I wasn’t getting any of those lovely twinges of pleasure that signal something good is going to happen.

So I decided to jerk off instead, while my wife stuck her ass in my face for a good licking, and before long my cum was ready to blow, and as I gasped that it was about to happen, my wife stuck her face down towards my throbbing member just in time to get some on her face – I think. See, my tongue was buried in her asshole so I have no idea where the cum went, but I’ll take her word for it that she took a bit of a facial and even tasted a bit of my jizz.

So, almost successful, but a failure in what was supposed to happen. Nothing is ever easy. We’re both twisted cunts, and we always manage to complicate the simple stuff.

This whole cocksucking thing is a huge problem for me. All I want is for my wife to want me sexually. She doesn’t have to swallow my cum, or even take any in her mouth. I’d just like to know that what is happening is happening because she wants it, and not because I do. Reluctant sex is, (usually), very bad sex, and unless I’m convinced that she wants to do something I’ll never feel happy that she’s sucking my dick. Her being scared of my spunk means I’ll always be wary. That means I’m not relaxed and I feel like I’m forcing her to do it. No. Just no.

It might sound like I’m pushing her into this stuff, but I’m not. We have a very nice relationship where she has the slightly more dominant role. Also, it seems that I’m asking her to do something that she doesn’t want to do and then cursing her for not liking it, even though I knew she didn’t want to do it in the first place. (Did that make sense?) The reality is that for all my adult life I’ve been sexually rejected, and the last few years have been harder than any other part of my life. Rejection is a cunt! I just want to be wanted by the woman who says she loves me.

I need a sex therapist. We need a sex therapist.

Or some more porn. Like these chubby babes getting fucked.

All models are over 18.

Yes, oh fucking yes! Mrs Twisted Cunt has promised me a blowjob tonight, and has even said she’ll take a facial cumshot, which means she might even taste some of my cum. Now that would be a fucking miracle. Those of you that have read a few of my complaints here at Twisted Cunt will know that I’ve become obsessed with finding porn where the women really want that cum in their mouth. So far there have been very few porn movies where the women are cum-hungry, so watching my wife gobbling my dick with the potential for some cum in mouth action is a huge turn on for me. Of course, she doesn’t actually want my jizz in her mouth, but it’s a start! Now all I have to do is get through the next few hours without too much stress, making sure the kids are all asleep nicely, and then we can both have a nice bath, and then…..

Bet it’s a let down. I know, I know, stay positive and all that, but with so many disappointments over the years I can’l help but think that tonight will be a, “I’m really tired, honey”, night, or a, “my head is pounding, honey”, night. We’ll see, eh? Got to try not to let my pessimism show, keep motivated and all that. Tell you what, if I end up jerking off again instead of her getting me to cum I’ll be seriously pissed. I’ve never cum in a woman’s mouth, and in fact it’s been a long, long time since somebody else even made me cum at all. A fucking long time. If I want to stroke off I’ll watch some bizarre porn or something. If I’m having sex with my wife I expect her to make me cum…at least once. Almost ten years together and I can honestly say that I don’t think she ever has. I’ve used my tongue on her clit hundreds of times to bring on some awesome shuddering orgasms, which I really, really enjoy doing, but to this day I don’t think she’s even given me a handjob.

Bitter? You fucking bet I am. Tonight could be the start of something very good for our relationship. But it probably will be a big fat failure. We’ll see, and you’ll be the second to know, after me. Okay? Excellent. I can tell you care.
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