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Watch these free handjob movies while you stroke your own cock

TeeCee — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:35:41 +0000

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TeeCee — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:58 +0000

Handjobs save marriages. Why the fuck women aren’t taught good shit like this in their lives escapes me. I mean good shit like how to give handjobs. Imagine if every couple of days your wife, (who doesn’t fuck you any more because she’s a cunt and you’re a slob), simply gives you a quick handjob. Wouldn’t it make you feel special and wanted? You know how it should go? Tits out, maybe a pussy flash too, stroke, stroke, tug, tug, pull, pull, and the cum flies wherever your cock is pointed. Quick wash. Thanks, love. Marriage saved. It’s insane to think that I’ve just pointed millions of wives in the right direction to save their marriages. What do you mean they don’t want to be saved? Don’t fuck up my glory-moment!

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TeeCee — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:05:53 +0000

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Handjobs in glasses. That means spunk on glasses. That means I’ll be cumming a lot.

TeeCee — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:50:55 +0000

Glasses are sexy. Why are glasses sexy? Why? Tell me. I don’t know, nor do I know anyone who does know, although I don’t really know anyone. What we have here is a combination of handjob movies and glasses porn. Fucking what? Glasses porn? Where the fuck did that come from? Wherever it came from it’s fucking nice, and seeing girls wanking off dicks while wearing glasses makes me get aroused. Very aroused. You can be as aroused as me, too. Just follow the link over to Handjob Spectacles, and have fun with your willy once you get there.

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TeeCee — Tue, 27 May 2008 08:02:26 +0000

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TeeCee — Mon, 26 May 2008 08:08:26 +0000

Get a girl to stroke you off and you’re a luckier cunt than I am. get a girl to even touch your cock and you’re a luckier cunt than I am. Enough self-pity! Get on with the smut! Okay, we’re talking about beautiful girls giving slick handjobs in sensual, and sometimes, (with all the dirty talk that these babes spout), filthy handjob porn movies from a site called Handjob Models. It’s a good ‘un, with all kinds of gorgeous babes giving their own versions of perfect tugjobs to erect cocks. If you stop stroking your own swollen meat stick for long enough you can study the different techniques used. I wouldn’t bother doing that though. It’s pointless and rather pathetic. Just get spurting your muck to some of the best handjobs you’ll ever see, and when you sleep you can dream that it was your dick that was so lovingly abused by her hand. Oh yes. I want to mention that my absolute favourite part of watching handjobs porn movies is when the girl instinctively goes to suck the dick, but pulls back when she remembers it’s all about the tugging. Fucking lovely how she wants to lick but doesn’t, although sometimes they do, which is also pretty horny. Aaaaargh! Too much erection-giving porn! As always, enjoy the free sample movies but definitely consider watching the full handjob movies at Handjob Models. It’s a great site whether you like handjobs or not.

Note: As always, if I mention the word “girls” anywhere then I don’t mean under 18 girls. All models at Twisted Cunt are 18 years old or over.

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TeeCee — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:00:12 +0000

Seems like the more I concentrate on one type of porn, the more I find myself lying awake at night desperately trying to remember which type of porn I need to focus on next. Maybe I should turn Twisted Cunt into a more focused porn blog. Maybe teens? Maybe mature sex? Or maybe handjobs, seeing as that’s what this post is supposed to be about.

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All models are over 18.

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TeeCee — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:00:43 +0000

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My wife bought some oil to give me a slick handjob

TeeCee — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:00:51 +0000

Mrs Twisted Cunt came back from shopping today and immediately threw a bottle of baby oil at me. I must have looked puzzled as I caught it, because she just smiled and said, “So I can give you a nice oily handjob”. Then she walked away. I didn’t ask any questions, and she hasn’t said anything about it since, but the bottle is sitting in our kitchen, doing nothing. It’s just sitting there, all lonely, frequently reminding me what’s on the menu for me at some point. The only question is when.

I’ve never had a handjob before. Never. To be honest I’m really nervous. Nervous in case I fail to stay erect, nervous in case I can’t cum, and nervous in case my penis looks even smaller than when my wife sucked my dick last time. That was freaky.

So I think that I’ll watch some handjob movies like these for a while, just to research what goes on with those cock stroking moments. Maybe I can get some tips on what type of porn-faces to pull while she’s jerking me off. Nah, I already know enough porn-faces to get by.

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