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Sex toys porn movies! Fill those wet cunts with dildos and vibes!

TeeCee — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:11:46 +0000

Watching sexually crazed women ramming sex toys up their cunts makes me happy, and when there’s so many different babes with so many different toys to choose from, I guess you could say that Sex Toys Porno is a perfection for me. Making this site even better is the huge amout of free bonus sites that are included, porn sites that cater for a massive variety of tastes and fetishes. Check out the free sample movies here and then drag your horny ass over to Sex Toys Porno now for a free preview of what you’ll be getting. Oh, and trial passes are now available for everyone. Nice!

Women riding the Sybian! Real orgasms from fucking machines!

TeeCee — Thu, 29 May 2008 08:23:00 +0000

What’s all this weird shit then? What are those two sexy bits of cunt doing sitting there looking so happy? Eh? What the fuck? I can hear those questions firing at me from the millions of readers of Twisted Cunt, you know. Well, in reality I can’t hear anything and at a guess I’d say that a million readers is just a bit high. I estimate about four. Me, Mrs Twisted Cunt, my sad friend called George, and my mother. Okay I’ll answer the questions anyway! What we have here is free sample movies taken from a porn site called Real Orgasm Videos which is all about hot babes who enjoy riding the Sybian – an amazing high tech fucking machine – until they cum…hard. It’s great to watch these women writhing and squirming, so much so that you can almost imagine that you have a cunt and you’re full of machine and it’s vibrating and rotating inside you and…..no? That must be just me then. Twisted. Anyway, once you’ve enjoyed these movies have a look at what you get over at Real Orgasm Videos. There are hours and hours of different women to study in action on the Sybian, and a great selection of free bonus porn sites that you’re going to really get off on. Honestly, there’s some kinky shit here and those orgasmic movies will get you spurting in no time! Happy stroking!

If I had a pussy I’d definitely get fucked by machines like these!

TeeCee — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:00:01 +0000

Fuck That Machine is the name, using machines to fuck pussies is the theme. You thought I was going to say “game” there, not “theme”, didn’t you, eh? Ha! This site really makes me wish I had a cunt to plunder with one of these fucking machines. It just looks….pleasurable. All sorts of weird and wonderful vibrating and pushing thingies are rigged up in order to service wet juicy pussies with their bizarre pumping, twisting action. Hands free masturbation for these lucky ladies, and I’m seriously envious that my sex-bits stick out and not in. Dammit! I want a cunt! I have no idea who the first person was who thought of making these cunt-pleasing devices, but they need a hand -shake. Watch the free movies here and then head on over to Fuck That Machine and grab a one dollar instant trial pass. You’ll thank me one day.

Heidi Heart handcuffed and using a sex toy on her sweet cunt

TeeCee — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:00:49 +0000

I think I’m in love with the word, “cunt”. Probably because it’s such a powerfully abusive word that, when used correctly, usually has people scattering in fear. I like to think that, just like continued exposure to violence on television does with our reaction to violent behaviour in real life, we can desensetise the world to the power of this word if we try. Or something. Sure, “cunt” is just a cunting word, but harsh language can really hurt people. Like, like…like. Okay, enough.

See, I let it slip to a friend that I write here at Twisted Cunt and she was horrified that I’d used that word! Horrified! Fuck it. It’s just a word, and a great one. too.

Heidi Heart is where my thoughts should be at the moment, and in particular, Heidi Heart’s lovely cunt! Ha! This babe has her own porn site, as you’d expect, and as you can see from the free sample movies she knows how to work us weak-minded and stiff-pricked guys into a bit of a lustful frenzy.

On top of Heidi’s great little site, you also get free bonus access to a whole host of crazy porn sites, and that’s a great special offer. This babe is definitely worth seeing more of, so head on over to her personal porn site right here and think about joining.

If you don’t, then I’m afraid that you’re a cunt. Oh yes.

All models are over 18.

Skinny young teen pleasures herself in her bathroom

TeeCee — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:00:05 +0000

Why aren’t there more, (or even any), porn sites dedicated to plump teens? I have no idea. Maybe there are loads out there and I just haven’t seen them. Maybe it’s because chubby teens are a bit paranoid about their bodies. Still, even if you’re a fan of larger girls like me, it’s difficult to keep your dick from getting stiff while watching a skinny teen like the one you see here enjoying her fresh flesh. Small titties, a slim body that doesn’t look underfed, and a look on her face that seems to be begging for some male attention. Not fucking bad, methinks.

At Young Porn there are hundreds of sexy teens like this hottie, and it’s not all solo girl action either. There’s plenty of lesbian teen sex and hours of horny full-on teen porn movies too. That means you get to enjoy watching these gorgeous teens working their cunts, and also you get to stroke off over cocksucking teens, teen anal sex, and loads of tight pussy fucking that will get your cream spurting fast.

Take a look at the free tour here, and if you like what you see then grab your instant pass!
You’ll be enjoying this teen porn site for a long, long time – because it’s fucking great!

All models are over 18.

Free movies of Kylie Teen spreading her cunt and using a pink sextoy

TeeCee — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:00:21 +0000

You can’t really do much better than watching a teen girl as sexy as Kylie Teen playing with her cunt, especially when you get up close like these free sample movies.

Kylie is a sweet bit of teen fanny on the surface, with a sexy body, a pretty face, and lovely titties that are begging to be touched. However, once you step inside Kylie’s personal porn site you find out very fucking quickly that this girl just loves to suck and fuck. She does EVERYTHING on film! Sucking dick, licking pussy, getting fucked deep, handjobs, cum, and even anal sex. Yeah, in a world of solo babes online posing and playing, which in itself is really erotic, Kylie Teen sets herself apart form that softer smut to show the other chicks how to get all of us twisted cunts worked up into a frenzy of lust!

You’ll be inside in seconds, rock-hard in minutes, and blowing your cream whenever you want to, as Kylie’s website is big enough and updated often enough to suit any wanker’s schedule of tossing.

Also included is free bonus acces to a whole load of other teen girls’ porn sites, featuring some of the prettiest and cutest porn babes you’ll ever see.

Time to see more then!

Click here to see much more of Kylie Teen.

All models are over 18.

Fill up her cunt with big freaky sex toys!

TeeCee — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:00:46 +0000

You know, I’ve been looking through as many of the Wacky Insertions free sample movies, (there are a couple of hundred I think), and whilst I’m very much aware that you can’t give away your best content, I’m not really seeing much of the “wacky” here. Sure, there’s absolutely tons of sex toy porn movies – hours and hours of them – but where are all the weird objects?

The free tour talks about and shows photos of baseball bats, bottles, fruit and vegetables, huge freaky shaped dildos, and a whole host of other crazy objects getting stuffed into stretched cunts. I found none of these nasty objects in the free movies I searched through, which is a shame, so you’ll have to be content with some “regular” sex toy movies in this post. However, the lack of wacky thingies here shouldn’t put you off joining Wacky Insertions. Why? Because other sites run by the same company deliver what they promise, and added to this is the simple fact that instant access is now only one dollar. Anyone who can’t manage a measly dollar please leave now. The rest of you head on over and get your instant pass here.

Nice….hopefully.

All models are over 18.

Cunts full of dildo in these free sex toy videos

TeeCee — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:00:45 +0000

Me And My Dildo. I’m going to be struggling to avoid typing “walking down the avenue” every time I write it, but I’ll try my hardest. It’s quite nice to find a porn site that stays away from pushing things as far as possible, so Me And My Dildo is quite welcome in that you only get to watch hot girls plugging their holes with sex toys.

As far as I can see, there’s no hardcore sex here at all. I don’t think there is anyway. Although seeing as they’re giving everyone a free pass to enter the site at the moment it wouldn’t surprise me to find a load of hardcore porn in there somewhere, just to fill up the content included for free.

Upgrading, as usual, to a VIP pass is the way to go here. With your single Me And My Dildo membership you get an amazing amout of porn! A massive range of bizarre and extreme websites are included totally free with your full pass, so for those who like to drift from kinky sex toy movies to full-on hardcore fucking action this site is perfect.

Go get some!

Click here for more free samples at Me And My Dildo

All models are over 18.

Free Rock Christina cunt play movies just for you

TeeCee — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:00:09 +0000

Bad girl Rock Christina is on her bed wearing only skimpy underwear, big black boots, and a mean look on her face. This chick has attitude, and you can see it from the first moment you look at her face. She starts grinding her cunt at you, writhing and squirming as you look on, transfixed by this hottie performing.

She keeps her boots and bra on, but her panties are gone so that she can give you a full-on view as she eagerly rubs her tasty-looking trimmed cunt. She opens her legs wide to flash that pussy some more, and then rolls on her side to give you a perfect view of her tight butthole. You’d desperately love to slide your dick into an ass like this. Christina is now back on her back and working that cunt again, this time with a small tickly sex toy. Wow! Her snatch looks so fucking lickable! You can feel your dick straining for release in your pants!

She takes out another sex toy, this time it’s a shiny vibrator, and once again gets to work on her glorious vagina, rubbing her clit as she feels the toy massaging her pussy lips. This is one hot girl that knows how to work herself and her fans into a sexual frenzy!

See more of Rock Christina here.

All models are over 18.

Massive object insertion with cunts stretched wide open

TeeCee — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:00:58 +0000

There’s something not right with sites that promote extreme object insertion, like Dildo Brutality here. Doesn’t stop me from spewing my spunk all over the place while watching the movies, though. Hah. Fucking mental. This one is simple, extreme, and fucking great. All sorts of huge objects get pushed deep into stretched cunts. From giant dildos to fat bottles. In fact, there doesn’t seem to be much that doesn’t end up shoved up a cunt. Fruit, vegetables, baseball bats, computer mice, a huge bunch of pencils, lit candles, a french loaf, statues, lava lamps, and loads more freaky they-shouldn’t-go-in-there objects. You have to take the free tour to watch the free movie samples. You’ll be amazed, outraged, and seriously horny! This site is freaky! I like it a lot!

All models are over 18.