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Pour on candle wax to make the skin sting! Feel the pleasure of the pain!

TeeCee — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:45:09 +0000

Candle wax porn is something that usually features in other BDSM websites, but Wax Punishment is the first website that I’ve ever seen that’s totally dedicated to the searing pleasure of having hot candle wax poured onto your exposed flesh. We get to watch as guys take various forms of punishment from strict mistress-types, but for the most part it’s the candles and that hot wax. It’s one of those things that you can easily try at home on your own, but don’t be surprised if that brief hot sting puts you off, as in my opinion candle wax and sex only really go well together when an angry babe is doing the pouring. That’s when the fetish kicks in properly and the real pleasure takes over. Also be careful not to burn yourself, or your property – it’s easily done so be safe! Anyway, try and enjoy these short free sample movies, and if you fancy seeing a lot more then take the free tour over at Wax Punishment. Hot shit.

All models are over 18.

How they used to fuck. Unique hardcore vintage sex movies!

TeeCee — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:35:42 +0000

Someone invents moving pictures, and some dirty, horny cunt wants to see naked ladies on screen. Then it quickly progresses to cocksucking and full sex. These fuckers got kinky real quick, as you can see from the authentic retro porn movies here. The only question I need to ask you is…..want even more? Of course you do, you’re as twisted as I am, so watch gigabytes more of this ancient smut right now over at Retro Ramming. You won’t believe what your ancestors got up to for the sake of a quick boner, although you already do believe because you can see from these free samples that they were twisted cunts. Oh yes.

It’s called Mother Daughter Fuck. Wanna see some bizarre porn shit?

TeeCee — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:36:40 +0000

I’ve never seen a porn site quite like Mother Daughter Fuck. The first thing you need to do here is relax, because there’s no incest shit going on here, and I know this because it says so on the tour. What we do have is a great, “he’s a lucky cunt”, website where each dude ends up fucking the mother as well as the daughter, but the limits are being shoved out of the window because these cunts are tag-teaming the guys. For example, I saw a guy blindfolded while fucking a hot babe, and then watched as her mother climbed onto his cock to replace her daughter…then took the blindfold off the guy. I enjoyed that bit of twisted porn, and I still have the stains to prove it.
If you like the idea of MILF porn, teen porn, hardcore porn, and excellent quality porn, all mixed in with that sordid mother-daughter bizarre twist, then you’ll really love this place. Great movies with a real kink that should get your spunk rising. The free samples I have for you here don’t really do the site justice, but the full movies are only seconds away if you want them. Take a look now at Mother Daughter Fuck. It’s twisted.

Oh, oh, oh! Almost forgot! There’s a one dollar trial pass at the moment. Get it. Go on!

All models are over 18.

Handjobs in glasses. That means spunk on glasses. That means I’ll be cumming a lot.

TeeCee — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:50:55 +0000

Glasses are sexy. Why are glasses sexy? Why? Tell me. I don’t know, nor do I know anyone who does know, although I don’t really know anyone. What we have here is a combination of handjob movies and glasses porn. Fucking what? Glasses porn? Where the fuck did that come from? Wherever it came from it’s fucking nice, and seeing girls wanking off dicks while wearing glasses makes me get aroused. Very aroused. You can be as aroused as me, too. Just follow the link over to Handjob Spectacles, and have fun with your willy once you get there.

Huge black meat for white cunts in these extreme interracial sex movies

TeeCee — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:57:16 +0000

Wife Writing is a strange and glorious interracial sex kingdom, with extreme black cocks slamming wet white cunts in wild black-on-white porn that’s so hot I swear I burned my fucking eyeballs while watching and wanking. Well, almost. It’s all about white slutty wives taking huge black cock, and getting treated like dirty little cum sluts all the way. Watch as these willing women get “tagged” as they get fucked, with their skin covered in writing like, “I LOVE BLACK MEAT”, “BLACK COCK LOVIN BIATCH”, ”BORN FOR BLACK JIZZ”, and “WHITE CUM SLUT”. It sounds extremely disrespectful, and it is, and that makes it great to watch. Seeing white sexpots with writing scrawled all over their naked flesh as they get drilled in every hole by 10 inch-plus black rods is fucking horny. I love it. Wife Writing gives us a great unique twist on standard interracial porn, and that’s a very good thing. Happy tagging, you lucky cunts!

Cover your cock in chocolate and watch her suck it!

TeeCee — Sat, 31 May 2008 08:38:48 +0000

But Food Bangers isn’t all about chocolate! There’s a huge range of food here for all you kinky cunts who enjoy food sex. Food and sex seem to have always been paired with explosively filthy results, and this site shows us exactly why they go together so well. Chocolate sex, honey covered cunts, cream on tits, crepes spunked, noodles on pussies, carrots in vaginas, cucumbers up asses, (in fact there are loads of different varieties of vegetables and fruit), pasta stuffed cunts, donuts, and so many more! I like it! About the only sex with food thing I’ve tried in my (barren) sex life is chocolate sauce. It was nice but I fucked up the sex. Oh, and Mrs Twisted Cunt did a great massage-type-food-sex-thing with me many, many, years ago. That was very nice, but somehow the sex part got forgotten. I can’t remember why or how. Back to the food fetish porn movies! As you can see from the free samples, this is good stuff, and I’m confident that there is something here for most of your twisted tastes, so grab your instant trial pass now for a more in-depth look over at Food Bangers and please enjoy your meal, and be sure to chew your food before you swallow.

Women riding the Sybian! Real orgasms from fucking machines!

TeeCee — Thu, 29 May 2008 08:23:00 +0000

What’s all this weird shit then? What are those two sexy bits of cunt doing sitting there looking so happy? Eh? What the fuck? I can hear those questions firing at me from the millions of readers of Twisted Cunt, you know. Well, in reality I can’t hear anything and at a guess I’d say that a million readers is just a bit high. I estimate about four. Me, Mrs Twisted Cunt, my sad friend called George, and my mother. Okay I’ll answer the questions anyway! What we have here is free sample movies taken from a porn site called Real Orgasm Videos which is all about hot babes who enjoy riding the Sybian – an amazing high tech fucking machine – until they cum…hard. It’s great to watch these women writhing and squirming, so much so that you can almost imagine that you have a cunt and you’re full of machine and it’s vibrating and rotating inside you and…..no? That must be just me then. Twisted. Anyway, once you’ve enjoyed these movies have a look at what you get over at Real Orgasm Videos. There are hours and hours of different women to study in action on the Sybian, and a great selection of free bonus porn sites that you’re going to really get off on. Honestly, there’s some kinky shit here and those orgasmic movies will get you spurting in no time! Happy stroking!

Lesbian fisting movies! Slick stretched cunts spread for hands and then they squirt!

TeeCee — Mon, 26 May 2008 20:47:37 +0000

I’m really getting off on seeing oiled cunts stretched wide to take hands deep inside. As you can see from the free sample fisting movies here, these babes push their wet cunts to the limit when they spread them wide to allow other chicks to fist them. And then we get to witness a spraying fountain of pussy squirting liquid. Fisting and squirting all in one place. Awesome stuff.

The full movies are all found over at an awesome fisting porn site called Fist Flush. Interesting title, but not my favourite so far. You’ll be very aroused if you enjoy fisting porn, so head on over for a free preview and grab your instant pass at Fist Flush.

Just for the record, my favourite porn site names so far are:
Jizz Jugglers – Double blowjobs and cum swapping.
2 In The Stink – Women get fucked in the ass by two cocks at a time.
It’s A Big Black Thing – Big black cocks porn movies.
Yellow Stories – Extreme pissing movies.
Spooge Sluts – Blowjobs and cum thirsty girls. I think this one wins for me. Great word to use instead of ”spunk”. Spooge. Say it again and enjoy it more – “Spooge”. Cool.

Smoking blowjob movies. Those unhealthy cunts better not quit!

TeeCee — Sun, 25 May 2008 19:25:11 +0000

The smell of cigarette smoke fills the room, you wonder why she’s lit another one seeing as she’s only just finished the last one! Then she kneels in front of you, takes a deep puff on that evil stick, unzips you, and looks into your eyes as she blows a cloud all over your engorged prick. A slight smile plays on her lips, and then she takes another deep drag and holds the smoke inside her lungs as she wraps her mouth around your member….
You don’t have to be a smoker to enjoy smoking porn movies. In today’s anti-smoking climate the appeal of smoking girls porn has grown and grown, and judging by the smoking beauty you see here it’s not difficult to see why. Stunning babes smoking and sucking, smoking and playing with their pussies, smoking and getting fucked, and just, um, well, smoking. If you like seeing those curls of smoke escape as chicks puff away while servicing cocks then grab your instant trial pass over at Smoking Foxes. There aren’t any foxes, but there are loads of smoking girls doing bad things to penises.

Meet Nana Funk. Granny sex with a raw edge for all true twisted cunts!

TeeCee — Thu, 22 May 2008 22:55:04 +0000

I’m all for keeping on fucking as you get older, and this babe, called Nana Funk, is probably the filthiest, nastiest, most horny sack of granny cunt you’ll ever see – and I fucking love her porn! She’s seventy-fucking-five and still makes incredibly funky sex movies! Seriously, this granny fucks and sucks like you won’t believe, and she’s really into the more bizarre sex too.

Enjoy the free sample movies, and then get your fat butt over to her site, Nana Funk. Look out for the trial passes, and prepare yourself for a twisted porn ride that frequently leaves this cunt with his cock standing upright and his jaw on the floor. Granny cunt never looked as good!

If I had a pussy I’d definitely get fucked by machines like these!

TeeCee — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:00:01 +0000

Fuck That Machine is the name, using machines to fuck pussies is the theme. You thought I was going to say “game” there, not “theme”, didn’t you, eh? Ha! This site really makes me wish I had a cunt to plunder with one of these fucking machines. It just looks….pleasurable. All sorts of weird and wonderful vibrating and pushing thingies are rigged up in order to service wet juicy pussies with their bizarre pumping, twisting action. Hands free masturbation for these lucky ladies, and I’m seriously envious that my sex-bits stick out and not in. Dammit! I want a cunt! I have no idea who the first person was who thought of making these cunt-pleasing devices, but they need a hand -shake. Watch the free movies here and then head on over to Fuck That Machine and grab a one dollar instant trial pass. You’ll thank me one day.

Dirty cunt spreaders spraying piss and I wish it was on me!

TeeCee — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:54:46 +0000

A long, long, fucking long, time ago I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me. She agreed. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, and she also stripped naked and then stood over me and spread her cunt ready to spray that lovely golden juice all over me. Then she couldn’t pee. It just stopped needing to come out. I was already hard and stroking, gazing up at her pussy as she pushed and pushed and strained, but…nothing. Damn shame that. Since then, nothing, because she hardly ever comes close enough to me for me to ask, but one day. One day.

Thankfully, we have sites like French Pee. Good quality dirty pissing porn movies with wet cunts splashing their hot wet jets everywhere. Very rude, very horny, and there’s loads of the good stuff. Take a look.

Fucking drunk girls and that’s the way they want it!

TeeCee — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:45:18 +0000

Picture the scene: You’re at a bar looking for a nice bit of cunt to lick and fuck for the night. You know, nothing major, just a guy with a hard-on looking for a quick shag. You find a chick, she’s up for a quickie, you go back to your place and she’s way too fucking sloshed to suck your dick or be much of a fuck for the night. Shit, she can hardly speak because she’s too drunk. So, like the good guy you are, you carry her to your bed and tuck her in, knowing that in the morning you can hold your head up high, safe in the knowledge that you did the right thing. Or, you strip her naked, lick her nipples and nibble her clit, then you fuck her hard and deep and deny all knowledge of the incident the next morning when she wakes up with dry crusty cum all over her pussy and inner thighs, or perhaps her face if you were particularly daring. I wonder many guys would take the right path in that situation? The question is: Which one is the right path? Ha! The babes at Real Drunken Girls simply don’t give two shakes of a dogs bollock what happens to them once they are drunk! They get pissed up deliberately and then get fucked while mashed on the booze. It’s dirty sex at it’s best, or worst, depending on your outlook, but I enjoyed it. Probably because I’m a good guy. Yep, good as gold, me. Oh yes. Enjoy these free movie galleries of drunk women fucking, they’re as erotic as it gets. Want more? They have hours and hours more over at Real Drunken Girls. Twisted cunts, all of ‘em.
Note – all mention of “girls” at TwistedCunt.com refers to women who are over 18 years old.

Fucking homeless people. Is this a good or bad thing, my fellow cunts?

TeeCee — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:10:25 +0000

I honestly can’t make up my mind if a site that’s called Bums In Action, where chicks fuck homeless dirty men, is a good or bad thing. Are we doing them a favour? Are we exploiting them? Do I really care? Well, sort of, but once my dick is in my hand and I’m watching the bizarre DVD-quality movies then that caring part goes out the window as I feel the spunk-rush approaching.

It’s crazy, weird, bizarre, offensive, and downright obscene. You’ll be torn between feeling repulsed and aroused. Maybe more on the repulsed side, actually. Perfect for Twisted Cunt! Take a look at one of the craziest porn sites you’ll ever see – Bums In Action. Yeurch!

Real vintage lesbian sex with old-time hairy pussies getting licked!

TeeCee — Tue, 20 May 2008 02:00:52 +0000

I’m looking very closely at….Vintage Vagina. Shit! It could of been my fucking great-grandma! Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch of the imagination, I know, but the point is there somewhere. We tend to think of porn as being a very modern thing, but alas, no! We are wrong. Since film was invented some twisted cunts have been filming sex scenes. Humans are fucked up, let’s face it, and I reckon that the driving force behind the invention of film was so some pervy twat could film his missus sucking his cock! Oh yes! Vintage lesbian sex movies then, and they’re fucking horny to watch as you can see from the free sample movies. Want more? Sure. There’s a shit load more over at Vintage Vagina that’ll keep your hand and dick quite busy for a while.