It seems to have been a long time since I really posted something freaky. You know, something really twisted. With that in mind I’ve decided to take a look at a site called Mother Daughter Fuck. Not sure if it’s depraved enough for all of you twisted cunts, but as you know, what Dave finds disgusting Bob finds beautiful. There’s a completely unimportant side issue here: I know nobody called Dave and nobody called Bob. Nobody at all with those names. Weird, eh?

The concept at this crazy sex site is simple. Mothers and their daughters share cocks. Sometimes the mom jumps in and takes over from the daughter when she’s fucking her man, sometimes the daughter is the one to get freaky while the mother is already fucking a guy. Other times, they both treat one lucky cunt to the double-fuck of his life.

There’s no incest here. Get that? No incest. That’s not what this site is about. It’s about horny mothers and their horny daughters tag-teaming, or double-teaming men for some of the most freaky and bizarre sex action you’ll ever see. It’s fucking deliciously perverted and I love it!

Get instant access here and enjoy hours and hours of crazy porn movies from these insane mothers and their equally insane daughters! Wow!

All models are over 18.

When you first see vintage sex movies like these, it seems crazy to think that they made hardcore porn way back in the early days of filmmaking. However, when you realise, and accept, that your great grandparents were, (almost), as twisted and fucked up as we are today, it’s not really that surprising. When society says something is wrong, especially something that is as natural to humans as eating and sleeping is, then you can bet your ass that someone, somewhere will find a way of enjoying it!

As you can see from these free retro sex sample clips, they liked to participate in a nice bit of cocksucking even back then. It wasn’t just blowjobs, though! These porn pioneers did all sorts of strange and wonderfully perverse things on film for later viewing pleasure. Lesbian sex, full-on fucking, kinky sex games, costume and role play, and much, much more.

Once you start digging around at sites like Vintage Cuties you’ll find that you get turned on by the fact that these folks filmed this stuff, and also turned on by the stuff they got up too. Some of this sex will make you blush! Well, almost.

So relax, join up in seconds, and get stroking to some of the rarest sex movies you’ll ever see. It’s fun and filthy and fucking great!

Click here for more vintage porn movies!

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

What the fuck is this? A porn site where shemales pounce on guys, make them up and dress them up, and then have sex with them? They call it Shemale Sissification, and I have no idea if that’s even a real fucking word!

So let’s get this straight. Take one transexual. Said transexual forces a guy to be a woman, with make up, clothes, etc, and then they fuck. Who thought this one up? Fucking twisted cunts!
So what are these movies like then? Well, find out for yourself in the free samples you can see here. I like them, and I find them fascinating. Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but I also had a sneaky wank while watching one just a few minutes ago. Yep, they’re very fucking horny to watch, so I’ll be returning very soon for some more transexual porn goodness.

Now all I have to do is find a shemale that lives near me and get her to dress me up, (against my will, of course), and fuck me senseless. I wonder what it would be like.
New fantasy alert!
Very nice.

Watch the full shemale porn movies here.

All models are over 18.

I love it when I find some rare kinky porn to post here at Twisted Cunt. In this case, it’s also a personal favourite fetish of mine - panty sniffing porn! Granted, this site doesn’t feature dirty old cunts like me sniffing smelly panties, which would have been fucking awesome, but instead it’s a sniff-your-own-panties kind of deal.

These perverted girls all work their cunts into a juicy, wet mess with their panties still on, and then take them off for a good sniff and lick while frigging their pussies into oblivion. Nice!

As you can see from these free samples, this site really does focus on panty sniffing, and there’s plenty of panty licking going on too. I haven’t delved too deep inside yet to know if there are indeed any guys here at all, but I liked the inclusion of the voyeur-esque panty peeking, upskirts, and stuff like that - all panty porn related of course.

Dive in and take a look at the free tour here for more free samples, and if you like what you see grab yourself full access instantly.

I’ll let you know when I find some guys-sniffing-used-panties porn - it must be out there somewhere! Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

Man, I want a piece of this filthy action. Seeing as I’m embedded so deep into the porn industry, and obviously surrounded by willing porno models twenty four hours per day, (yeah, fucking ree-eeiight), you’d think that it would be pretty easy for me to set up a filming scenario where I pay a teen hottie to get blind drunk and then fuck her senseless while she’s hammered.

Obviously, if it was that easy then I, being Mr Superstud 2008, would have already done this. Alternatively, I could just go out to a local bar and find some dirty slut, wow her with my charms, buy her plenty of booze, ensure that she is as pissed as a fart, and then bring her back to my place and then fuck her senseless. Hang on, isn’t that just normal weekend behaviour for most guys and girls anyway? Not much point then, is there? No.

The thing that sets Real Drunken Girls apart from most porn sites is the fact that these girls really do get blind drunk. I’m talking about puking all over the floor and still getting fucked. I’m talking about being so drunk that they fall asleep, and they still end up sucking dick and getting fucked. Yep, this twisted porn site walks the fine line between acceptable and wrong, and sometimes I think it jumps over onto that wrong side just a little bit. (Seeing a sleeping chick getting a cock shoved into her mouth might be a little too extreme for some folks). However, when you consider that these girls are very willing and know exactly what they are supposed to be doing, it doesn’t seem quite as controversial. Or does it?

All in all Real Drunken Girls hits so many of the right filth-spots that I doubt that there are many guys who won’t enjoy it - a lot! When all is said and done, you’re cock will be hard and ready to spurt every time you log in, and that makes it fucking great!

Click here to see hundreds more drunk girls getting fucked.

All models are over 18.

Creative porn site names frequently make me chuckle. The freaky porn site you see samples from here covers the very controversial subject of fucking mothers and their daughters in the same heated sex session. It’s called I Fucked You And Your Mom, and in this case there’s not much creativity goping on, but a dose of reality with the title. “I Fucked You And Your Mom” is too long for a porn site name, and yet it fits beautifully with what the site is all about. Perfect!

These incredibly lucky guys get to fuck daughters and their mothers in a threesome scenario. Some twisted people get off on bizarre reality sex like this, and that includes me! I love this kinky shit! Part of me demands evidence that these are real mothers and daughters, but another part of me just loves the fantasy of these filthy threesomes and just wanks like mad while watching.

The movies are great quality, and you get fucking loads of twisted porn with your instant pass. Plus, there are very, very few porn sites out there brave enough to cover this bizarre fetish. Go and take a look at the free tour for more free samples here, and get full access to hours of dirty mothers and daughters sex movies now!

Excellent, kinky, and perfect for a good stroke!

All models are over 18.

How about stroking your dick while enjoying some horny facesitting movies then? Does that sound like a good way to spend the next half an hour? Excellent!

Mrs Twisted Cunt will tell you that I’m a big fan of having my face smothered by a sweet pussy and asshole. You can bet that no matter what crazy sex act we’re up to I’m thinking of getting my tongue deep into her holes. Yes, it’s rare that we even fuck, but when we do you can pretty much guarantee that I want cunt and butthole pushing down hard on my face at some point. Makes my dick rock-hard just fucking writing about it here.
So I’ll be visiting Facesitting Fans a lot now that I’ve found it, and hopefully all you fans of facesitting porn will do the same. We need to unite to get more women to sit on our faces! Oh yes.
All models are over 18.

It’s a tight squeeze in there, but once your hand is inside she’ll be screaming with pleasure as you fist her cunt!

I’ve heard it said that fisting is one of those rare sexual kinks that only a select few enjoy. Those women that do enjoy being fisted speak of the incredible sensations that they feel inside their full cunts, and also of the personal connection between them and their lover, be it a man or a woman, as they allow their pussy to be oiled and stretched until a whole hand can squeeze inside.
It’s one of those things that makes me wish I had a vagina just to know what it feels like. Seeing as my penis is staying where it is, instead I enjoy watching some dirty hardcore fisting movies instead. Watching her pussy lips parted so fucking wide to accomodate a whole hand makes my dick tingle, and my cum flow free! Take a look now and enjoy full-length fisting videos here!
All models are over 18.

Who’d of thought that these days any type of smoking would be erotic. Honestly, a site dedicated to a hot teen babe called Ms Inhale, or Chloe, should be banned based on the fact that it’s unhealthy. Wait a minute. That’s horseshit!

Seeing those wisps of smoke curl gently around his cock as she strokes it is rather fucking nice. My meat went hard just from watching the free sample clips, and I was furiously jacking off before I joined.

I guess smoking porn is a hit or miss niche, with fans, (like me), thinking that a sultry teen babe blowing cigarette smoke all over my dick as she sucks it dry is a very good way to spend a few minutes of my life. Obviously, this site isn’t going to be to a hit with everyone, but for those that fancy going on an exquisite smoking porn ride with the delightfully dirty Ms Inhale, then step inside for a free tour right here!

Interesting, different, and pretty fucking erotic if you ask me.

All models are over 18.

I really like being pissed on. One time, long ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt kind-of peed on me, but the flow was blocked as she stood over me in the bath, with me waiting underneath, cock in hand, ready to take the spray on my face and dick. She just couldn’t do it. I guess it’s much the same as when I try and pee in a public toilet. If there’s a guy next to me I just can’t piss. So there was a trickle that I enjoyed, but the main flow never came, and since then, like so much of my pathetic sex life, nothing. She talks a good sex life, but it never happens. Tiredness, kids always being around, and the fact that she was raised by a fucking lunatic mother who in turn was also raised by a lunatic mother, all contribute to make a gorgeous woman with a great figure but a fucked up attitude towards sex.

Man, I really know how to pick them. My first major relationship lasted eleven years, but sex was pretty much non-existant for the last ten of them. She did manage to fuck other guys though - cunt. That woman was a screw-up.

Where am I going with this post? Oh yeah. I can’t get Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me, and I doubt I could find a women who would do it on the sly even if I was the cheating kind, so instead I get by by watching pissing movies online.

Thank fuck for porn, and seeing as here in the UK you can’t get porn on any of our hundreds of television channels, (it’s all softcore nonsense), thank fuck for online porn. Keeps me going, and I reckon there are hundreds of thousands of wankers like me out there. Without a swift sausage-shuffle every day we’d all be walking around like ticking bombs. Masturbation saves us, porn saves us. Wake up women! Piss on your men! Or just get in touch and piss on me. Oh yes.

I complain about Mrs Twisted Cunt a lot, but in reality I love her with almost all of my heart. It’s such a waste of a great bit of cunt, though! This woman could fuck for her country! On the very rare occasions over the ten years or so that we’ve been together, when she’s decided that she wants my dick, (and I can count those occasions on one fucking hand), she fucks like a sex-demon. Intense, lengthy, mind-blowingly good sex, but it doesn’t happen any more!

There are probaly a million reasons why the flame has fizzled out, but I’m long past accepting excuses. What the fuck stops her from offering five fucking minutes of her time to give me a handjob? Why the fuck can’t she just say, maybe once a week, that she wants my dick in her cunt? It’s so bloody simple to keep me happy!

On the flip side, she gets loads of affection and attention. I bend over backwards to accomodate her needs, and I even have to beg her to let me lick her pussy. Man, just last night as she kissed me goodnight I asked if I could lick her asshole while I jerked off. She said I could, because she really gets off on having her bottom licked, and also we’d had a nice day out with our children and she was feeling happy. So I spent twenty minutes or so with my tongue probing her lovely butthole. Fucking lovely. I even managed to slip my dick into her cunt for a few minutes, too, but I didn’t want to push my luck too far and quickly returned to that beautiful tongue-in-ass action. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

See? The potential is there for loads of kinky sex, and even pissing sex, on top of a great, solid and very loving relationship, but as it stands now we’re fucked up. Such a shame, but I think as our children grow up things will improve, and I’m prepared to wait as she’s a great girl. I just wish her mother had raised her right. Fucking freak.

All models are over 18.