Yes she does, or at least I think she does, judging by these free sample movies. Asslicking movies are hot to watch purely because of the dirt-factor. Surely licking the back-passage of a man, or a woman for that matter, is just wrong! Of course it is, and that’s what makes it so fucking right to watch. 

A woman that’s prepared to shove her tongue into a guy’s butthole is wonderfully crazy, but a woman that gets off on shoving her tongue up a guy’s asshole is going to be creating erections all over the planet. Quite simply, anal licking is disgusting and fucking horny, and I cum bucket-loads every time I’m in the mood for some nasty asslicking movies.

The samples you can see here are taken from a particularly rude tongue-in-butt porn site called Tongue And Ass, and they have hours and hours of this depraved shit waiting for you.
Fucking yum.

Click here to watch full-length ASS LICKING movies now!

Enjoy!

All models are over 18.

I am totally obsessed with licking asses. I mean getting my tongue right in there, probing that dirty hole, pushing as deep as I can while my wife squeels and squirms. I don’t think I’ve always been this way. I remember that an ex-girlfriend of mine many years ago hated me licking her shitter, but she let me do it anyway, which was a turn on. Nowadays it’s reversed. Mrs Twisted Cunt loves being licked in her most sacred hole, and always cums fast and hard when I’m lapping away down there.
I find it hard to resist a stray ass lick even when I’m trying to concentrate on her cunt, that’s how obsessed I am. Weird, but I like it. On the flip side I’m not sold on having my ass licked by women, or men for that matter. I think I’d find it a turn on if she was really getting off on doing it, but otherwise….I don’t know. It feels weird, invasive, and nice. Maybe I should ask Mrs Twisted Cunt to lick my butt more often so that I can judge. What do you think?
Yeah, she’d really go for that wouldn’t she? No. Twat.
All this talk of licking assholes has influenced my choice of jerk off material, so I’m heading on over to Nasty Asslickers to watch some filthy ass licking movies.
After all, if you’re going to have kinky thoughts you might aswell use visual stimulation to get that cum flowing.
Right?

All models over 18.

I really like being pissed on. One time, long ago, Mrs Twisted Cunt kind-of peed on me, but the flow was blocked as she stood over me in the bath, with me waiting underneath, cock in hand, ready to take the spray on my face and dick. She just couldn’t do it. I guess it’s much the same as when I try and pee in a public toilet. If there’s a guy next to me I just can’t piss. So there was a trickle that I enjoyed, but the main flow never came, and since then, like so much of my pathetic sex life, nothing. She talks a good sex life, but it never happens. Tiredness, kids always being around, and the fact that she was raised by a fucking lunatic mother who in turn was also raised by a lunatic mother, all contribute to make a gorgeous woman with a great figure but a fucked up attitude towards sex.

Man, I really know how to pick them. My first major relationship lasted eleven years, but sex was pretty much non-existant for the last ten of them. She did manage to fuck other guys though - cunt. That woman was a screw-up.

Where am I going with this post? Oh yeah. I can’t get Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me, and I doubt I could find a women who would do it on the sly even if I was the cheating kind, so instead I get by by watching pissing movies online.

Thank fuck for porn, and seeing as here in the UK you can’t get porn on any of our hundreds of television channels, (it’s all softcore nonsense), thank fuck for online porn. Keeps me going, and I reckon there are hundreds of thousands of wankers like me out there. Without a swift sausage-shuffle every day we’d all be walking around like ticking bombs. Masturbation saves us, porn saves us. Wake up women! Piss on your men! Or just get in touch and piss on me. Oh yes.

I complain about Mrs Twisted Cunt a lot, but in reality I love her with almost all of my heart. It’s such a waste of a great bit of cunt, though! This woman could fuck for her country! On the very rare occasions over the ten years or so that we’ve been together, when she’s decided that she wants my dick, (and I can count those occasions on one fucking hand), she fucks like a sex-demon. Intense, lengthy, mind-blowingly good sex, but it doesn’t happen any more!

There are probaly a million reasons why the flame has fizzled out, but I’m long past accepting excuses. What the fuck stops her from offering five fucking minutes of her time to give me a handjob? Why the fuck can’t she just say, maybe once a week, that she wants my dick in her cunt? It’s so bloody simple to keep me happy!

On the flip side, she gets loads of affection and attention. I bend over backwards to accomodate her needs, and I even have to beg her to let me lick her pussy. Man, just last night as she kissed me goodnight I asked if I could lick her asshole while I jerked off. She said I could, because she really gets off on having her bottom licked, and also we’d had a nice day out with our children and she was feeling happy. So I spent twenty minutes or so with my tongue probing her lovely butthole. Fucking lovely. I even managed to slip my dick into her cunt for a few minutes, too, but I didn’t want to push my luck too far and quickly returned to that beautiful tongue-in-ass action. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

See? The potential is there for loads of kinky sex, and even pissing sex, on top of a great, solid and very loving relationship, but as it stands now we’re fucked up. Such a shame, but I think as our children grow up things will improve, and I’m prepared to wait as she’s a great girl. I just wish her mother had raised her right. Fucking freak.

All models are over 18.

Imagine your woman wants to lick and taste your butt hole like the dirty babes over at Bottom Lickers! What do you do? Do you let her and enjoy the kinky experience? Do you tell her to keep her “gay shit” to herself and kick her out of your life for being too weird? Me? I’d love every minute of the dirty pucker-hole experience, and I’d seriously consider marrying a chick who was into the stranger sexual things out there. Plus, if she licks my asshole then she surely won’t mind sucking my dick! Bonus! Enjoy these nasty-but-wonderful free porn movies of a chick licking a man’s ass, and if you want more then there’s hours and hours of this stuff over at Bottom Lickers. So erotic and so fucking filthy! Nice!

All models are over 18.

Yes! Dirty little cunts indeed! Can you imagine wanting to shove your tongue into a guy’s butt like the chicks at Nasty Asslickers? What? You can? Twisted cunts, all of you! What we have here is an array of perveted women licking the buttholes of equally perverted guys. We have licking asses, sucking holes, kissing tight tunnels, probing cornholes, and every other slang term for analingus that I can’t think of right now. Get yourself over to Nasty Asslickers now for a much closer look at what these crazy girls get up to. It’s naughty.

All models over 18

I think I’m becoming a bit obsessed with this ass licking thing. I’ve mentioned before that I love licking a woman’s asshole, but having a chick lick mine is another story. I guess if she was really, REALLY into it then I’d probably enjoy it. I hope. Why am I even considering this shit? It’ll never happen! My woman hasn’t even touched my dick for about three years, she’s not going to suddenly decide to shove her tongue into my ass!  I’m content for now to watch the butt-munching movies over at Eat Some Ass. High quality analingus movies that make my winky go wild, and there’s a great multi porn site pass over there that’s worth looking into. To recap, Eat Some Ass is a nice tongue-to-ass website that shows dirty babes licking mens butts. Oooooh, the filthy cunts. Enjoy! 

Two offerings of butt-licking filth today, the first is called Kiss My Crack, and as you can see from the free movies below it’s a sordid place full of twisted women who love licking a guy’s asshole. Nice. 

I’ve never really plunged into the dark world of having my butt licked, but I definately get off on licking a woman’s ass. Something about the sheer taboo nature of probing her tightest hole with my tongue, trying to lick and taste and push as deep inside as possible…….whoops! Getting distracted again. Here’s the second analingus site for today, this one is called Tongue And Ass and it has plenty of women getting rimmed by guys, so it’s my pick of the two. They’re both nice though, and to sweeten the taste I’ve found a special porn pass where you get full access to both and a load more extreme sex sites too. Oh, here’s that Tongue And Ass free rimming movie gallery:

When will the world wake up and realise that dirty fucking sluts will always get their man! Okay, I made that up, but some of them do…..I think.
These ass licking chicks go crazy for every kind of hole! They’ll bend you over, spread your cheeks, and probe your tight hole with their tongues until you’re about to spurt your muck everywhere! For serious anal-licking porn fans only, I give you……. Bottom Lickers!

Enjoy!