Yellow Stories is the name, and, as you might have guessed, there are loads of themed pissing porn movies to be found there.

It should be pretty obvious by now that I’m a twisted cunt, and I enjoy watching other twisted cunts do twisted things to each other. The trouble with that is that I don’t think golden showers is particularly twisted, whilst plenty of people do, but who gives a fuck, eh?

Yellow Stories makes me a happy wanker every time. I log in, having already released my tiny but rigid penis from my pants, and I find that within a couple of minutes I’m jerking furiously over some decent kinky peeing movies. I love the close-ups here, I love the quality, and I love seeing the girls enjoying giving and taking the piss. Really.

Want to see much more like those free pissing movie clips up there? Of course you do, you cheeky little fuckers! Of course you do! Click here to see much more.

Enjoy!

Fancy a decent bit of hardcore pregnant sex? I do, or rather I did, hence the inclusion here of some kinky pregnant cunts enjoying dick. The pregnant sex site that’s got my dick twitching strong and proud is called Knocked Up Nikki, where a pregnant babe named, er, Nikki, has lots of sex.

It’s not just about Nikki though, oh-fucking-no, as this swollen bellied cum-craver has loads of pregnant friends who all love a nice bit of man-rock too. There’s also some really horny pregnant lesbian sex at this site, which makes for a great bit of stroking-off material if you like seeing pregnant cunts eaten by pregnant cunts. (Or something).

Enjoy the free movies, and see a lot more by going here.

Happy days.

I’d like to say that nothing gets my dick hard like a nasty bit of spanking porn, but I’d be talking through my arse. The truth is that I love watching babes get their asses lashed, but there are other types of twisted porn movies that I enjoy more. However, if I’m in the mood to see a nice bit of bottom-slapping punishment, then not many porn niches will get the cum spurting faster than spanking.

I think it’s a British thing, left over from decades of watching cheeky bum-smacks in naughty, titillating films. After all, for a long, long time, that was as kinky as it got on UK television. Not that it’s much better these days – even our UK adult satellite channels are tame and un-explicit compared to how most people think they should be. (I say “most people” but by that I mean ME!) The only cumshots I’ve ever seen on British television were not in an erotic sense at all. The movie 9 Songs was shown on a satellite movie channel here, and it does have  some very explicit sex scenes, (including a cumshot after a handjob), and I guess could have been erotic if it wasn’t for the simple fact….that it wasn’t! Other than that there have been one or two educational-type shows that have dared to show ejaculation. Not good for wanking over, not good at all.

Why do I ramble so much? Spanking movies, yes!

Not only are the movies at Sinful Spanking fucking excellent, but you also have the option of grabbing a discreet 3-day trial pass, and if you get a full pass you also get FREE BONUS ACCESS to over 70 other hardcore porn sites. That’s a lot of fucking smut to stroke off over, so no complaints possible.

Go here and get some now, and enjoy those red-raw, spanked ass cheeks.

Mmmmm! I love those asses!

Amateurs! Amateurs! Amateurs! Thank fuck home video quality is really good these days. If it wasn’t, then we’d never get to stroke our throbbing cocks over seriously erotic and seriously twisted amateur sex like the hours and hours of movies over at Home Porno Tapes.

The things that teens do these days makes me really fucking jealous! Watching them licking and sucking and fucking and loving every sordid minute of the action makes me furious that I never got to meet girls as liberated and happy-to-shag as these. Maybe they were there and I was too shy, but I don’t think so.

Enough of the jealousy, on with the smut! You can watch hours of amazing quality amateur sex movies over at Home Porno Tapes, and full access is easy and fast. Enjoy it, you twisted fuckers!

Have I even mentioned how much I love advances in technology? Probably. I’m referring specifically to advances in the quality of movie cameras – home movie cameras. Digital cams small enough to hide so that twisted cunts like me can watch real amateurs sucking and fucking in secret. Like these unfortunate spy-ees. (Is that a real word?)

A few years ago all of the spycam sex action out there was bad quality, and although grainy, blurred voyeur porn movies do have their place, watching modern hidden cam sex is a much more fulfilling experience.

I’m a dirty old voyeur, who loves peeping in on other folks while they share intimate moments. Nothing wrong with that, and even if there is, fuck it anyway! Upskirts are great, window peeping is cool, but watching amateurs fuck is the best.

Take a look here for much more high quality voyeur porn movies. This shit makes me hard and happy.

One of my favourite subjects – chubby cunts. Not just the cunts, however, the whole naked body, or bodies. What I’m trying to say here is that I LOVE watching fat girls having sex, or sucking dick, or just being plump and naked. Oh yes.

I’ve found some free chubby sex movies that you can enjoy, as you can see, but what’s much better for fans of bigger babes engaging in all sorts or sexual depravity is a website that I’ve mentioned plenty of times here at Twisted Cunt, called BBW Hunter.

Hours and hours of amazing quality plumper porn movies, thousands of pics, free bonus access to AT LEAST 100 OTHER PORN SITES totally FREE. Hold on a second, the last time I checked it was 80 sites free, now it’s shot up to 100 – Fucking hell!
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It’s good to be a dirty little cunt, I reckon. I know I am, and I’m fairly sure that most of you twisted folks are, but that’s not really important here. What is important is that the babes at Lick That Ass are dirty little cunts.  Seriously dirty little cunts. Oh yes.

Seeing these hotties use their tongues to probe male assholes has got to be one of the most erotically filthy things out there. I mean, these chicks spread guys’ butt cheeks and lick and lap like a thirsty fucking dog. I wish my woman would do that to me, but she won’t, so I’ll be more than happy to pay a visit to Lick That Ass whenever I get the urge for some bottom licking porn movies.

Before I shoot off to shoot off, (see what I did there?), I’m going to mention the 47 bonus porn sites that you get TOTALLY FREE with your discreet instant pass at Lick That Ass. 47! That’s FORTY SEVEN, unless it’s gone up since I last checked. Hee hee. That’s a whole network of extreme sex sites with your single tongue-in-butt pass. Un-fucking-believable!

Oh, there are also instant trial passes available, so get over there and start enjoying ass licking movies now! That’s almost an order.

Have fun!