Oct 282016

A long, long, fucking long, time ago I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to piss on me. She agreed. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, and she also stripped naked and then stood over me Watersports moviesand spread her cunt ready to spray that lovely golden juice all over me. Then she couldn’t pee. It just stopped needing to come out. I was already hard and stroking, gazing up at her pussy as she pushed and pushed and strained, but…nothing. Damn shame that. Since then, nothing, because she hardly ever comes close enough to me for me to ask, but one day. One day.

Thankfully, we have sites like French Pee. Good quality dirty pissing porn movies with wet cunts splashing their hot wet jets everywhere. Very rude, very horny, and there’s loads of the good stuff. Take a look.

Oct 272016

Hairy pussy sex moviesDoes your woman have a nice thatch of pubic hair, or does she trim and shave? Just curious. Mine has an unshaved bush…I think. It’s been so long since I saw it that it could be completely bald, or it could be dyed fucking blue for all I know, or she could even have sewn her pussy lips together. I just wouldn’t know about it. Unshaved cunts get fucked

But alas, there is some good in the world as I’ve got some nice free hairy pussy sex movies for you. Right here, see ’em? Yep, those. They are taken from a decent hairy porn site called Hairy Pussies Sex which focuses on…hairy pussy sex! You’d guessed already – I could tell. Enjoy the free porn, then go over to Hairy Pussies Sex and sniff out the bushy pussy three day trial pass. Very good. Very good indeed! 

Oct 262016

Gorgeous lesbians fuck each otherHow stunning can lesbians be. Or, more specifically, how stunning can lesbian sex movies be? The answer? Very. Not a great answer, I know, but it’s valid. So we have cunts chasing down cunts for some cunt-munching cunt play. Sounds like that’ll work for a wank or two! Stunning lesbian sex movies

Settle down, take out your soon-to-be-engorged pecker, and let the stroking begin! This shit is as horny as….a horny thing. The site that these free lesbian porn movies are from is called Girls Hunting Girls, and it’s all about chicks hunting down chicks for some chick on chick action. Chick it out! (See what I did there with the “chick it out” thing? Damn, I’m a funny guy)

Oct 252016

I asked Mrs Twisted Cunt to deepthroat my cock once. She was doing okay, and it felt very nice, but then the doorbell rang and killed the moment completely. That sort of thing happens a lot, or rather it used to, back when we had some sort of sex life. I ramble too much.

What do we have here then? Deepthroat blowjob movies that are pretty fucking awesome, actually. Great quality, sexy babes, big dicks, and shockingly good blowjobs that get my heart racing and my cock pumping semen. Take a look. The site is called Throated, and it’s a bloody good one! Wild deepthroat movies Deep dick sucking movies

Oct 242016

Drunk boys sex moviesIf the girls can do it, like those feisty floppy drunk girls over at Real Drunken Girls, then the lads can too!

Over at Real Drunken Boys the filthy sex is just as depraved, and therefore just as lovely. Get them drunk, and slip your dick into their mouth! If you’re lucky, you might even get to fuck a drunken guy up his tight ass, but the least you can expect is to shoot your man-cream all over his pretty face.Sex with drunk gay guys

 Real Drunken Boys is gay porn for men who crave sex with younger guys. I shouldn’t need to point out that all oif the guys are over 18, but I do – so I will. This is hot hardcore gay sex with drunken guys who are up for anything. Twisted, tasty, and a real treat for fans of young men taking cock! Watch the free movies and remember that there’s a lot more available  if you need it!

Oct 232016

Drunk girls sex movies Picture the scene: You’re at a bar looking for a nice bit of cunt to lick and fuck for the night. You know, nothing major, just a guy with a hard-on looking for a quick shag. You find a chick, she’s up for a quickie, you go back to your place and she’s way too fucking sloshed to suck your dick or be much of a fuck for the night. Shit, she can hardly speak because she’s too drunk. So, like the good guy you are, you carry her to your bed and tuck her in, knowing that in the morning you can hold your head up high, safe in the knowledge that you did the right thing. Getting drunk and getting fucked Or, you strip her naked, lick her nipples and nibble her clit, then you fuck her hard and deep and deny all knowledge of the incident the next  morning when she wakes up with dry crusty cum all over her pussy and inner thighs, or perhaps her face if you were particularly daring. I wonder many guys would take the right path in that situation? The question is: Which one is the right path? Ha! Drunk women get fucked The babes at Real Drunken Girls simply don’t give two shakes of a dogs bollock what happens to them once they are drunk! They get pissed up deliberately and then get fucked while mashed on the booze. It’s dirty sex at it’s best, or worst, depending on your outlook, but I enjoyed it. Probably because I’m a good guy. Yep, good as gold, me. Oh yes. Enjoy these free movie galleries of drunk women fucking, they’re as erotic as it gets. Want more? They have hours and hours more over at Real Drunken Girls. Twisted cunts, all of ’em.   
Note – all mention of “girls” at TwistedCunt.com refers to women who are over 18 years old.

Oct 222016

Homeless people fucking in bizarre sex moviesI honestly can’t make up my mind if a site that’s called Bums In Action, where chicks fuck homeless dirty men, is a good or bad thing. Are we doing them a favour? Are we exploiting them? Do I really care? Well, sort of, but once my dick is in my hand and I’m watching the bizarre DVD-quality movies then that caring part goes out the window as I feel the spunk-rush approaching.Bums getting fucked - and fucking

It’s crazy, weird, bizarre, offensive, and downright obscene. You’ll be torn between feeling repulsed and aroused. Maybe more on the repulsed side, actually. Perfect for Twisted Cunt! Take a look at one of the craziest porn sites you’ll ever see – Bums In Action. Yeurch!

Oct 212016

Indian cocksucking movies Hardcore Indian sexTaboo sex equals twisted sex equals horny sex equals loads of late-night wanking for me and you! Oh yes. These free Indian sex movies are from All Hot Indians which is a site that gives you a sure-fire way of raising your meat and teasing out that jizz. Yep, it’s the seemingly forbidden world of genuine middle eastern porn, and these movies are nice. For me, seeing Indian women sucking cock up close is enough for a cum-in-pants explosion, but these are full sex movies. It’s just that I genuinely haven’t got very far past those blowjobs. Weird, but it’s kinky and sexy and I like it…a lot. Take a look and think about getting full access over at All Hot Indians – you’ll enjoy it! By the way, there’s a nice little one dollar trial option there which is a great place to start your Indian porn movie journey.

Oct 202016

Amazing teen sex movies! These teen cock-addicts are blowing me away. Damn, the teen babes at Teen Sex Movs can work a dick, and they’re so fucking cute! I think I need to point out that they are all over eighteen while I’m here. So, we have a huge sweet dose of teen porn that’s some of the best I’ve ever seen, and I mean ever. This stuff is red hot. I’ve already shot my wad while watching, and I’m going to be a regular visitor for sure.Dirty teens in hot pussy action

 It probably comes down to the fact that sometimes you just need to pull your plonker while watching pretty girls doing sex stuff, even if you are a bit sick in the head, right? Shit, I’m rock-hard and aching as I type this fucking post! Teen Sex Movs has the right faces with the right bodies and the right level of sexual depravity to get me off over and over again. Like teen sex? You’re going to love this place! 

Oct 192016

It’s so much more than cartoons fucking, and it’s one of the most popular “different” types of porn on the internet. It’s hard to find sites like All Anime Movies – toon sex sites that don’t blur out the juicy parts. With the limits set only by the makers’ imaginations, cartoon porn has exploded into extreme areas that some people might find too strong. You often see alien sex, tentacles penetrating women’s holes, rape fantasy scenes, incest, and pretty young faces with huge breasts and sexy womanly hips. In other words, it’s porn with storylines, meanings, messages, and it’s weird and legal…I hope. Anyway, enjoy these free movie clips, and look out for a nice trial pass on the free tour over at All Anime Movies. Looks like a pretty good animated sex website to me, and they currently feature over 6,901 full-length movies to download in DVD quality! That’s what it claims at their site, anyway, and I haven’t got enough time to count them all, but I know it’s a lot!Hardcore Anime porn videos Extreme Anime sex movies

Oct 182016

Retro lesbian sex moviesVintage pussy licking porn movies I’m looking very closely at….Vintage Vagina. Shit! It could of been my fucking great-grandma! Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch of the imagination, I know, but the point is there somewhere. We tend to think of porn as being a very modern thing, but alas, no! We are wrong. Since film was invented some twisted cunts have been filming sex scenes. Humans are fucked up, let’s face it, and I reckon that the driving force behind the invention of film was so some pervy twat could film his missus sucking his cock! Oh yes! Vintage lesbian sex movies then, and they’re fucking horny to watch as you can see from the free sample movies. Want more? Sure. There’s a shit load more over at Vintage Vagina that’ll keep your hand and dick quite busy for a while.

Oct 172016

Old woman sex movies Mature porn movies Granny fuck videosThat’s fucking right, me old muckers. Every spunky young guy out there should fuck an old woman and then there will be world peace. Okay, that’s a joke, but once all that male stress is released there probably would be world peace. If you can’t fuck one, then watch one get fucked instead. To be honest, there’s no world peace as a result of this, but you should experience a nice splash of juice from your cum-stick, which is almost as good. Almost.

Here’s what to do: Watch the free granny sex movies up there, and if you like them shift your arse over to Old Spunkers for the full versions and hundreds more like them. Then stroke your snake for ever more whenever you fancy it while watching hardcore mature and granny porn movies. It’s good shit, see? Good shit.

Oct 162016

Amateur sex tapes  Yep, I’m enjoying more of that lovely raw amateur porn at the moment. Today I’m hard and horny because I’m spending some quality time over at  Home Porno Tapes, which I’m realising is one of the better amateur sex sites out there. At least, my cock thinks it is, and I’m not going to argue with that rather small beast! Sometimes it’s just seeing amateur women naked that turns me on, other times it’s when Real amateur porn moviesthey spread their pussies and really enjoy being licked and fucked. Then, and these are usually my most intense wanks, it’s just seeing how much they want that cock. Watching them reach for the meat and greedily guzzle that dick, then the desperate-to-be-filled-up moment as they guide the penis into the vagina. Mmmm, I like that! Probably because Mrs Twisted Cunt doesn’t – not with me anyway. Ha! Home Porno Tapes is a big amateur site full of twisted cunts fucking. Enjoy the action!

Oct 152016

Bisexual guys suck and fuck Hardcore bisexual movies Extreme bisexual sex movies Any guys out there like a bit of cock now and then? Anyone? Come on! Okay there are quite a few, I reckon. If you’ve never tasted the salty goodness of a stiff dick in your mouth then you’re missing out. Cum is not to everyone’s taste, but the feeling of that hot meat on your lips and tongue is fucking lovely. By the way, every guy’s cum tastes different, and some of that cum is genuinely nice. Sweet and surprising. The problem with bad-tasting cum is diet related. For example, all the coffee that we drink can give cum a really fucking bitter taste. Milk isn’t good for the taste of your cum either. Anyway, fuck all that. Suck some dick today or if you can’t or won’t then just enjoy a load of extreme bisexual porn movies instead. Look out for the instant and discreet trial passes and over sixty other porn sites totally free! Happy cock-watching!

Oct 142016

Footjob movies! If my woman ever went near my dick, which she doesn’t, then I might be tempted to ask her for a footjob. As it stands, I’ll stick to watching horny footjob movies instead. Foot to cock rubbingWhat is it about feet that makes any sexual action involving them so bloody erotic? A good old fashioned footjob, and this place has hours of great footjob movies, is a joy to watch and jerk off to, waiting for that explosion of hot man-cream all over the gal’s pretty toes! I love foot sex, and I especially enjoy the great foot fetish movies at Footjob Footjob! It’s a crap site name though, but that’s not important when the movies are this good!